Kim Jong-un: Night Of The Living Dead

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TMZ reported a couple of days ago that the 36-year-old rotund, 5' 6" and 300-pound exalted ruler of North Korea was walking along when he suddenly clutched at his chest and keeled over. Now thirty-six is a very young age for anyone, even a guy subsisting on pizza and French fries, to have his heart give-out. O.K. I realize that there is a long history of dictatorial opponents of our wonderful country having a shockingly short life expectancy-- but still.

About 24-hours later media articles began circulating with sketchy descriptions of a botched heart stent operation with photos of Jong-Un's sister, Kim Yo Jong, superimposed with the dictator. This is suspicious on multiple levels, since North Korea is a place where men are men and women are dutifully supposed to spread their legs and cook the food. The inference is Kim Yo Jong is directly in-line to inherit Kim Jong-Un's ruling binoculars, the ones used to watch nuclear-tipped rockets blast-off.


Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think deep inside the Pentagon someone indoctrinated in feminist ideology and dirty tricks thought replacing testosterone with estrogen would lead to a kinder and gentler world. Does this mean Kim Yo Jong is going to exchange recipes and fashion tips with our first lady? Are North Korean women going to be permitted to drive cars and tell their significant others they'll get some pussy when they know how to treat a lady? I don't think this regime-change thing has been adequately studied.

 

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https://www.nypost.com/2020/04/25/how-america-should-give-the-boot-to-the-cult-of-kim-jong-un

TMZ reported a couple of days ago that the 36-year-old rotund, 5' 6" and 300-pound exalted ruler of North Korea was walking along when he suddenly clutched at his chest and keeled over. Now thirty-six is a very young age for anyone, even a guy subsisting on pizza and French fries, to have his heart give-out. O.K. I realize that there is a long history of dictatorial opponents of our wonderful country having a shockingly short life expectancy-- but still.

About 24-hours later media articles began circulating with sketchy descriptions of a botched heart stent operation with photos of Jong-Un's sister, Kim Yo Jong, superimposed with the dictator. This is suspicious on multiple levels, since North Korea is a place where men are men and women are dutifully supposed to spread their legs and cook the food. The inference is Kim Yo Jong is directly in-line to inherit Kim Jong-Un's ruling binoculars, the ones used to watch nuclear-tipped rockets blast-off.


Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think deep inside the Pentagon someone indoctrinated in feminist ideology and dirty tricks thought replacing testosterone with estrogen would lead to a kinder and gentler world. Does this mean Kim Yo Jong is going to exchange recipes and fashion tips with our first lady? Are North Korean women going to be permitted to drive cars and tell their significant others they'll get some pussy when they know how to treat a lady? I don't think this regime-change thing has been adequately studied.

Leader Kim is not 300 pounds, our own Dear Leader is only 290 pounds and is a good 5 inches taller than Leader Kim's diminutive 5' 6" stature. I think Leader Kim can't weigh in at more than 260.
 
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Leader Kim is not 300 pounds, our own Dear Leader is only 290 pounds and is a good 5 inches taller than Leader Kim's diminutive 5' 6" stature. I think Leader Kim can't weigh in at more than 260.

That sounds more accurate, since he was only a late-sixth-round pick in this weekend's NFL draft.
 
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That sounds more accurate, since he was only a late-sixth-round pick in this weekend's NFL draft.

:D:D:D

That sounds like an old-time Baltimore Colt running back they called The Human Bowling Ball. I can't think of his name but I saw a video of MNF announcer Howard Cosell describing him as "diminutive and increasingly rotund..."
 
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He is very much alive and supposedly had ankle surgery:

Kim Jong-un and the brutal North Korea rumour mill

I was once sitting in common lounge area at my doctor's office, waiting to be called for my semi-annual FAA Class 1 physical. Several different physicians use that floor.

Just then an enormous patient-- at least 400-pounds-- emerged from a hall across the room accompanied by a small doctor who looked like Chef Boyardee. The physician waved his arms and pinched his fingers for emphasis as he spoke. In slightly accented Italian-English he said, "Frank(a), even a bridge, it has(a) to collapse." Inside I roared! The man was so fat his legs, ankles and feet were having trouble supporting his weight.

Kim Jong-Un undoubtedly has them same problem.
 

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