" Kimiquiesha's Wedding "
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sSome of my titles are for real as well though 'O For a Faith that Will Not Shrink" is in the 1964 edition of the Methodist Hymnal. "I Surrender All" is also in nearly every Prostestant hymnal. "Open Wide the Gates" is sorta correct. The entire title is Open Wide the Gates to the Temple" I just shorten that one.prepstudinsc said:
Naughty is correct. We could have a long list of "interesting" hymns.
Here is the chorus of one of the new hymns.
"He touched me. O He touched me, And O the joys that flood my soul. something happened and now I know. He touched me and made me whole."
A wicked mind can certainly visualize somethiing other than the iintended meaning.
Then there's the hymn "The Virgin Unspotted" Like Prepstud said. these are real hymns in the hymbook. As a teen, I could hardly contain myself looking at titles during the dull sermon.
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THE MEGA CHURCH NEWSFLASH
THE PUBIC UNVEILING OF THE ST. PREPSTUD STATUE
Tomorrow is the big day. The statue that puts the famous statue of David in the shade will be publically unvieled. This nude statue larger than life at 14 feet tall is on a revolving platform so the entire body can be viewed. The statue is extremely realistic according to Kimmie, our resident song leader, and St. Lex and St. Matthew and of course myself.Word of caution. Some fundies in town are not happy with the name of the Cathedral, Our Lady of the Evening" and disaprove of the statue placed at the front of the altar. This ultra right fundies left our Jerry Falldown Fundie Center for Unworship some time ago saying that the Falldown Cetner just wasn't fundie enough.
We need all of you to show up for the unveiling. We need a packed house. Rumor has it that the fundie police may show up and arrest parent of minors and the leadership of the Cathedral. But we know we have freedom of religion in our country that is sacred. So we know that we will be kept safe from harm.
See you tomorrow at 2:00 in the afternoon. You should all be getting over your hangovers by then and be ready to come and celebrate this blessed event.
Pastor Freddie, Bishop in Residence for the Mega Church and its various chapels and cathedrals.
See you then.
Pastor,
Are you sure it is going to be ok? I dont think I should have the children viewing their father's nakedness. Remember what happened to Noah's son. I am going to leave them with the babysitter. I too am having second thoughts about 1) being there and 2) having him undrapped for the world to see, All during my time of confinement with the twins we were already getting too many home baked pies and casseroles from the good women of the church with his name alone and lip prints and phone numbers next to the their names . ( I was the one in disposed)Perhaps ignorance is bliss, but his delicate parts should either be draped in white linen or I will not be attending. It is one thing in the privacy of one's own bedroom but at 14 feet high I dont think I can take it. I am all for sacred art but I do think this is worth a swoon....
Are you sure it is going to be ok? I dont think I should have the children viewing their father's nakedness. Remember what happened to Noah's son. I am going to leave them with the babysitter. I too am having second thoughts about 1) being there and 2) having him undrapped for the world to see, All during my time of confinement with the twins we were already getting too many home baked pies and casseroles from the good women of the church with his name alone and lip prints and phone numbers next to the their names . ( I was the one in disposed)Perhaps ignorance is bliss, but his delicate parts should either be draped in white linen or I will not be attending. It is one thing in the privacy of one's own bedroom but at 14 feet high I dont think I can take it. I am all for sacred art but I do think this is worth a swoon....
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At least I didn't take part in the "Wet Baptismal Robe" contest that the women of the church had the men take part in.
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I heard chatter at choir rehearsal the other night amongst the sopranos (Soprani) that Rev. Freddie wanted to "Supervise" the wet robe contest, but that the women wouldn't let him attend. The talk was that it got rather wild, but they raised several thousand dollars and it's going to be given to the Mary Magdalene Center at the church.
PS. I want to have shrimp and grits at the wedding reception in August.
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They knew you wouldn't approve of the method of money raising. So...
Just be grateful for the money and don't think about how it came about. They could have had a fish fry, they just opted to be more creative or more, well...something. I ave it on good authority that some people from WIC at the Community Church were in attendance and they were tossing out $20's like it was going out of style!
Just be grateful for the money and don't think about how it came about. They could have had a fish fry, they just opted to be more creative or more, well...something. I ave it on good authority that some people from WIC at the Community Church were in attendance and they were tossing out $20's like it was going out of style!
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If I didn't know better I would think you were chastisizing me for not agreeing with them having that contest? I am grateful for donations to the center but my eyes are also wide open. Are you also cracking on the fish fry we had for the drama center? Honey, we raked in a cool 2,000.00 without blinking an eye.
As for the women from the community church, I would not be surprised in the least. Honey, they needed to get some inspiration from somewhere, other than that spiked punch they serve at those hospitality hours. Once the chosen are unfrozen , watch out ! But then you know about that already.....
If I didn't know better I would think you were chastisizing me for not agreeing with them having that contest? I am grateful for donations to the center but my eyes are also wide open. Are you also cracking on the fish fry we had for the drama center? Honey, we raked in a cool 2,000.00 without blinking an eye.
As for the women from the community church, I would not be surprised in the least. Honey, they needed to get some inspiration from somewhere, other than that spiked punch they serve at those hospitality hours. Once the chosen are unfrozen , watch out ! But then you know about that already.....
prepstudinsc said:They knew you wouldn't approve of the method of money raising. So...
Just be grateful for the money and don't think about how it came about. They could have had a fish fry, they just opted to be more creative or more, well...something. I ave it on good authority that some people from WIC at the Community Church were in attendance and they were tossing out $20's like it was going out of style!
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Hi everyone!
I know, I know. I need to come to worship more frequently. I haven't been to services in a month of Sundays, but this service was a definite delight. Bishop and Kimmie, I love the hyms and service music. Mont-mont, you still play the organ like no other. It's always good to come home to all the familiar things.
Kimmie, please don't leave the worship center without seeing me. I have a delicious cheesecake for you. Don't worry Lex. I won't ruin all the hard work you two have been doing. Kimmie, you look hot! No, no. Growing up in a house where everyone has diabetes and/or heart disease teaches you to modify recipes to be delicious, but not detrimental. The cake is certainly not low in carbohydrates. However, my banana-coffee cheesecake is very high in potassium, calcium, and vitamin d. It is low in fat, has no trans-fats, and very little cholesterol. As an added benefit, it is the perfect dessert for a naughty, indulgent meal. It will serve to do the following: shed excess water-weight, help foods pass along before all of the fats can be absorbed, boost metabolism, increase athletic performance. Most of this is just side effects from lots of coffee. Don't let the little ones eat any, or they will be beside themselves. And behind themselves. And above themselves. You get my point.
I have been so caught up with the details and editing and post production and promotion of the new show, as well as Bishop Freddies hectic counseling schedule for my sweet Gonnie and I that yo umust all feel as though I abandonned you. I assure you I have not. I'd like to catch up with all of you, one on one in the Magdeline Center when our schedules permit.
Gonnie, cold feet, excitement, forgotten liscences....
None of these are problems. You never signed the divorce documents, and I put them in the shredder after I stopped speaking in tongues. I love the idea of getting remarried for spiritual reasons, as well as emotional ones. But, my angel-face, we are legally in no need. We are still married, now, and forever, just as we originally promised. Your feet may be cold, chocolate bunny, but you are indeed quite warm below the belt. Hot even. And your heartbeat is getting faster and louder. Let's not stay for fellowship hour this week, Gonnie. Let's hand over the cheesecake and go home so I can calm you down. If you drive, I can start the calming process immediately. Just turn on the a/c and roll up the tinted windows...
I know, I know. I need to come to worship more frequently. I haven't been to services in a month of Sundays, but this service was a definite delight. Bishop and Kimmie, I love the hyms and service music. Mont-mont, you still play the organ like no other. It's always good to come home to all the familiar things.
Kimmie, please don't leave the worship center without seeing me. I have a delicious cheesecake for you. Don't worry Lex. I won't ruin all the hard work you two have been doing. Kimmie, you look hot! No, no. Growing up in a house where everyone has diabetes and/or heart disease teaches you to modify recipes to be delicious, but not detrimental. The cake is certainly not low in carbohydrates. However, my banana-coffee cheesecake is very high in potassium, calcium, and vitamin d. It is low in fat, has no trans-fats, and very little cholesterol. As an added benefit, it is the perfect dessert for a naughty, indulgent meal. It will serve to do the following: shed excess water-weight, help foods pass along before all of the fats can be absorbed, boost metabolism, increase athletic performance. Most of this is just side effects from lots of coffee. Don't let the little ones eat any, or they will be beside themselves. And behind themselves. And above themselves. You get my point.
I have been so caught up with the details and editing and post production and promotion of the new show, as well as Bishop Freddies hectic counseling schedule for my sweet Gonnie and I that yo umust all feel as though I abandonned you. I assure you I have not. I'd like to catch up with all of you, one on one in the Magdeline Center when our schedules permit.
Gonnie, cold feet, excitement, forgotten liscences....
None of these are problems. You never signed the divorce documents, and I put them in the shredder after I stopped speaking in tongues. I love the idea of getting remarried for spiritual reasons, as well as emotional ones. But, my angel-face, we are legally in no need. We are still married, now, and forever, just as we originally promised. Your feet may be cold, chocolate bunny, but you are indeed quite warm below the belt. Hot even. And your heartbeat is getting faster and louder. Let's not stay for fellowship hour this week, Gonnie. Let's hand over the cheesecake and go home so I can calm you down. If you drive, I can start the calming process immediately. Just turn on the a/c and roll up the tinted windows...
Bronxy baby,
What can I say! You are the delight of life, sister girl! I am sure they will all enjoy the cheesecake. However , I'm going to have to take some lactaid first though '(lactose intolerant) Or I am sure our dear Mont Mont will eat his portion and mine too!
I am so happy to hear that you and Gonnie are keeping the home fires burning. It just makes my little motor run in expectation . I will be so glad when the wedding plans, the church building, the twins and my exercise schedule calm down a bit, I think it is taking a toll on Mont Mont,he has been rather cranky lately. I do hope nothing is amiss... or a Miss or a Mrs....
What can I say! You are the delight of life, sister girl! I am sure they will all enjoy the cheesecake. However , I'm going to have to take some lactaid first though '(lactose intolerant) Or I am sure our dear Mont Mont will eat his portion and mine too!
I am so happy to hear that you and Gonnie are keeping the home fires burning. It just makes my little motor run in expectation . I will be so glad when the wedding plans, the church building, the twins and my exercise schedule calm down a bit, I think it is taking a toll on Mont Mont,he has been rather cranky lately. I do hope nothing is amiss... or a Miss or a Mrs....
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Whoever said I was cranky? I'm always in a good mood if I have things my way :biggrin1:. That's just part of being an only scorpio child. It's all about MEEEE!
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It has been exhausting. The complaints are slowing down. So many came Sunday in anticipation of seeing Mont Mont in all his glory and there was that linen cloth covering what they came to see compliments of Kimimie.
So, I have been bombarded with visits of adults who want to have "worship" time along with the statue behind "closed doors." Then there are the police. Every policemen in town has been in to "investigate" the statue. And the police women....hearing those moans of estasy after a 30 minute "investigation" is getting old.
However, Kimmie, you will be glad to know that the police men have asked for a five hour session in the cathedral with Mont Mont's statue. There are offering $5000 to donate to the Magnelene Fund. Not sure what they plan to do with the statue or as it were to the statue. But we can clean up the statue from various fluids later.
Mont Mont, the police men have offered an additional $5000 if you will come in your birthday suit to the policemen's orgy with your statue. I really didn't know what to say. The money is going for a good cause. I prayfullly hope that you will agree to make an appearance.
The hymns that Kimmie, Mont Mont and I came up with were a hit with the crowd at the cathedral and the people want to sing them again next Sunday. The Jerry Faldown Fundie Center crowd wasn't as nearly recepotive to the new hymns and especially the new understanding of these hymns
and of course the crowd always like he way that Prepstud plays HIS organ.
And the sermon was very well received. The sermon, titled "The more you sin the more grace you receive," was a great hit.
And Kimmie that standing ovation for your solo, "More" was awesome.
I will be in Washington Wednesday. President Bush has asked me to pray and give the devotion at the National Prayer Breakfast.
Lastly, handsome men with bulges, do sign up for "counseling" with Bishop Freddie. Bishop Freddie is nationally known for his "counseling"techniques with handsome men with buldges.
Bronxy, it is so good having you back in church. Many have missed you and asked where you were. Your contributiions to the Mary Magdelene Center are appreciated. And thanks for letting me have some of your delicious cheesecake. Perhaps we should use that for Communion instead of those stale crackers that Prepstud buys over at the Baptist Book Store.
Pastor Freddie, Resident Bishop
So, I have been bombarded with visits of adults who want to have "worship" time along with the statue behind "closed doors." Then there are the police. Every policemen in town has been in to "investigate" the statue. And the police women....hearing those moans of estasy after a 30 minute "investigation" is getting old.
However, Kimmie, you will be glad to know that the police men have asked for a five hour session in the cathedral with Mont Mont's statue. There are offering $5000 to donate to the Magnelene Fund. Not sure what they plan to do with the statue or as it were to the statue. But we can clean up the statue from various fluids later.
Mont Mont, the police men have offered an additional $5000 if you will come in your birthday suit to the policemen's orgy with your statue. I really didn't know what to say. The money is going for a good cause. I prayfullly hope that you will agree to make an appearance.
The hymns that Kimmie, Mont Mont and I came up with were a hit with the crowd at the cathedral and the people want to sing them again next Sunday. The Jerry Faldown Fundie Center crowd wasn't as nearly recepotive to the new hymns and especially the new understanding of these hymns
and of course the crowd always like he way that Prepstud plays HIS organ.
And the sermon was very well received. The sermon, titled "The more you sin the more grace you receive," was a great hit.
And Kimmie that standing ovation for your solo, "More" was awesome.
I will be in Washington Wednesday. President Bush has asked me to pray and give the devotion at the National Prayer Breakfast.
Lastly, handsome men with bulges, do sign up for "counseling" with Bishop Freddie. Bishop Freddie is nationally known for his "counseling"techniques with handsome men with buldges.
Bronxy, it is so good having you back in church. Many have missed you and asked where you were. Your contributiions to the Mary Magdelene Center are appreciated. And thanks for letting me have some of your delicious cheesecake. Perhaps we should use that for Communion instead of those stale crackers that Prepstud buys over at the Baptist Book Store.
Pastor Freddie, Resident Bishop
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