" Kimiquiesha's Wedding "

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My guild meetings are like your WIC meetings. It comes in handy to have just a little bit of ghetto in you--all the bougie-osity can be put aside when needed!

As to my sayings, I'm going to put them all down in a book and publish them. 10% of the proceeds are going to be donated to Rev. Freddie's Fire-Baptized Calvinistic Bapticostal Church of God Holy Ghost Sanctified Outreach Tabernacle of Deliverance, Inc.
 

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prepstudinsc said:
My guild meetings are like your WIC meetings. It comes in handy to have just a little bit of ghetto in you--all the bougie-osity can be put aside when needed!

As to my sayings, I'm going to put them all down in a book and publish them. 10% of the proceeds are going to be donated to Rev. Freddie's Fire-Baptized Calvinistic Bapticostal Church of God Holy Ghost Sanctified Outreach Tabernacle of Deliverance, Inc.

Yes darlin'

I think the two of us have to come off the front porch and onto the sidewalk on occassion to deal with the down and dirty of life. I think your support of Reverend Freddie's ministry is admirable. I just want to know one thing.... This new found benevolence didnt occur because he just happen threaten to send that tape of our "rehearsal" to your pastor, did it?
 

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No, it's because I want REv. Freddie's church to get a new organ because he's promised me he'd buy me one as part of my contract. When this church goes on TV, it will be the most visible church ministry around and I wanted to be part of it LOL. Watch out Dr. Schuller, Rev. Freddie is coming to town.
 

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prepstudinsc said:
No, it's because I want REv. Freddie's church to get a new organ because he's promised me he'd buy me one as part of my contract. When this church goes on TV, it will be the most visible church ministry around and I wanted to be part of it LOL. Watch out Dr. Schuller, Rev. Freddie is coming to town.

Ahhhhh yes . I should have known. Just as powerful as your lust for ...life, is your lust for power...Casting your bread upon the waters and what not.....
 

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naughty said:
Ahhhhh yes . I should have known. Just as powerful as your lust for ...life, is your lust for power...Casting your bread upon the waters and what not.....

I don't know about anyone else, but I can't wait to hear these wedding vows. I'm sure it will be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. :wink:
 

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prepstudinsc said:
You sure were locked down!

Anyway...Rev. Freddie is working away on the wedding ceremony to ensure that it will be a most joyous and worshipful celebration.


YOu just cant leave a tender moment alone , can you? I was locked down? OK... Since you are probably refering to one of two possible things I am sure I probably dont want to know what you are infering by that comment, so right now I would like to have a look at the sketches for my tent aka gown... I am sure Rev. Freddie can be relied upon for a good show...
 

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prepstudinsc said:
No, it's because I want REv. Freddie's church to get a new organ because he's promised me he'd buy me one as part of my contract. When this church goes on TV, it will be the most visible church ministry around and I wanted to be part of it LOL. Watch out Dr. Schuller, Rev. Freddie is coming to town.

Yes, I am getting a special deal if I can order two organs. And I know how Mont Mont wants to be on TV with a brand new organ. Mont Mont likes to play his organ often Kimmie you should know.

In return I get to have my church on the air every fifth Sunday during his time slot.

Mont Mont I really didn't mean to reveal the name of the church on this here web site. You promised not to. But since you did, people need to know the whole story. The main sanctuary is named Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral in honor of Kimmie. Then there is St. Matthew the Homo Chapel with a statue of the nude Lex in true Renaissance tradition where no matter where you are seated you can see... well I think you get the idea. And in Mont the Great Parish Hall is a larger than life portrait of your, (Mont Mont's) organ.
 

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Matthew said:
I don't know about anyone else, but I can't wait to hear these wedding vows. I'm sure it will be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. :wink:
Yes those vows will be written just for Mont Mont and Kimmie.

I need some help on how to "improve" on the traditinal vows. Would anywone care to offer suggestions of vows songs to be sung jus for the blessed by four couple?

Surely St. Matthew the Homo can come up with some suggestions. Perhaps we could move the portrait of Mont Mont's organ to use as a backdrop for the wedding instead of using one of those bridal arches with those fake and used to many times flowers.
 

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I am sure Rev. Freddie can be relied upon for a good show...

And I know that's right. But in the event that things happen to get a little slow, rest assured that Lex and I will come prepared to provide whatever drama necessary to keep the crowd entertained. No need to thank us - we owe y'all one. :wink:

And I simply cannot contain my excitement about the White Castle reception! My tummy's a-rumblin' already.
 

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Matthew said:
And I know that's right. But in the event that things happen to get a little slow, rest assured that Lex and I will come prepared to provide whatever drama necessary to keep the crowd entertained. No need to thank us - we owe y'all one. :wink:

And I simply cannot contain my excitement about the White Castle reception! My tummy's a-rumblin' already.

Fucking A, babe. Basking in the afterglow of Kim and Mont Monts wedding and our passionate sex after the wedding--whew! I can't wait to rest my head on your belly after all that white castle. MMmMMMm
 

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Lex said:
Fucking A, babe. Basking in the afterglow of Kim and Mont Monts wedding and our passionate sex after the wedding--whew! I can't wait to rest my head on your belly after all that white castle. MMmMMMm

Screeeech! Wait a second! Did I miss something? What does LEX mean about basking in the afterglow? White freaking Castle? OH NO, MR THING! I am waddling around with two big assed babies inside of me and two at my skirts from yours truly and the greatest reflection of your esteem is a reception being catered by White Castle? YOU BETTA COME AGAIN and COME CORRECT!( hold up, that is what got me in this situation from the beginning! ) Be that as it may, White Castle burgers might be cute as hors d'oevres, but that is merely the beginning. IF you dont want me to go Kimora Lee Simmons on your carcass, we need to have a battle strategy meeting. Bronxy, assemble the troups....