Kind of scary about the sex urge....

[ZOS23xy]

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench | Weird Asia News


I mean some of us have urges and take care of them normally, or not so normally. But I wouldn't go and do this....

 

[Captain Elephant]

Anyone indiscriminately sticking their johnny where it don't belong is always asking for trouble. Steel bench, married woman, there's a good chance of losing it either way.

I mean, what possesses you? You're sitting on a bench full of holes, and your first thought it "Hey, that looks like a bunch of vaginas! I think I may take advantage of this bench. It looks safer than the goat. At least the bench doesn't buck." Next thing you know, you're on the news. Don't know how much worse it would have been with the goat, however.

You now what the upshot to all of this will be, don't you? He's going to start measuring everything before poking it.

 

[Not_Punny]

Hole-y cow!

 

[B_VinylBoy]

Was there a shortage of glory holes in the local bathrooms that he wasn't aware of or something?

 

[Deno]

hell zippers are frightening enough for me.

 

[Principessa]

I saw this on AOL the other day and couldn't believe it.

Women don't do that thank God! I have been to lovely parks and gardens and not once did I feel the need to impale myself on a statue or any other phallic symbol.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Bummer for that guy. He will think twice about that the next time.

 

[morsecode]

I'm amazed there hasn't been a joke about him fitting in those tiny holes in the first place, his toes fit in those...besides what's a man to do when the urges strike and there's a park table with a bunch of holes in his vicinity, can he just not fuck a hole? no!, bunch of bible thumpers, holy rollers, sumamabitches...

 

[Not_Punny]

I saw this on AOL the other day and couldn't believe it.

Women don't do that thank God! I have been to lovely parks and gardens and not once did I feel the need to impale myself on a statue or any other phallic symbol.

OMG! Too hilarious! (And so true!)

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Bummer for that guy. He will think twice about that the next time.

One can only hope he will. He had to be dumb to try that in the first place.