Kind of scary about the sex urge....

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by ZOS23xy, Aug 15, 2008.

  1. ZOS23xy

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2007
    Messages:
    5,073
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    7
    Location:
    directly above the center of the earth
  2. Captain Elephant

    Captain Elephant Active Member

    Joined:
    May 29, 2006
    Messages:
    803
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    38
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    North Central Florida
    Anyone indiscriminately sticking their johnny where it don't belong is always asking for trouble. Steel bench, married woman, there's a good chance of losing it either way.

    I mean, what possesses you? You're sitting on a bench full of holes, and your first thought it "Hey, that looks like a bunch of vaginas! I think I may take advantage of this bench. It looks safer than the goat. At least the bench doesn't buck." Next thing you know, you're on the news. Don't know how much worse it would have been with the goat, however.

    You now what the upshot to all of this will be, don't you? He's going to start measuring everything before poking it.
     
  3. Not_Punny

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2007
    Messages:
    5,542
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    1,204
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    California
    Hole-y cow!
     
  4. B_VinylBoy

    B_VinylBoy New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2007
    Messages:
    10,516
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Boston, MA / New York, NY
    Was there a shortage of glory holes in the local bathrooms that he wasn't aware of or something?
     
  5. Deno

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Messages:
    4,771
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    27
    hell zippers are frightening enough for me.
     
  6. Principessa

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2006
    Messages:
    19,494
    Likes Received:
    28
    Gender:
    Female
    I saw this on AOL the other day and couldn't believe it. :eek:

    Women don't do that thank God! I have been to lovely parks and gardens and not once did I feel the need to impale myself on a statue or any other phallic symbol. :cool:

     
  7. B_Think_Kink

    B_Think_Kink New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2006
    Messages:
    10,742
    Likes Received:
    17
    Gender:
    Female
    Bummer for that guy. He will think twice about that the next time.
     
  8. morsecode

    morsecode New Member

    Joined:
    May 1, 2008
    Messages:
    679
    Likes Received:
    2
    I'm amazed there hasn't been a joke about him fitting in those tiny holes in the first place, his toes fit in those...besides what's a man to do when the urges strike and there's a park table with a bunch of holes in his vicinity, can he just not fuck a hole? no!, bunch of bible thumpers, holy rollers, sumamabitches...
     
  9. Not_Punny

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2007
    Messages:
    5,542
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    1,204
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    California

    OMG! Too hilarious! (And so true!)
     
  10. D_Bob_Crotchitch

    D_Bob_Crotchitch New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2006
    Messages:
    8,498
    Likes Received:
    18
    One can only hope he will. He had to be dumb to try that in the first place.
     
Draft saved Draft deleted