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I have to say, the deletion of nudity seems to be arbitrary. I'm still seeing lots of dicks in avatars, don't these people read? I mean, we might be injuring the delicate eyes of the youths that are no longer here.
 

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madame_zora said:
I have to say, the deletion of nudity seems to be arbitrary. I'm still seeing lots of dicks in avatars, don't these people read? I mean, we might be injuring the delicate eyes of the youths that are no longer here.

The whole thing seems whacked. Arbitrary doesn't even begin to describe it, MZ.

I don't have a problem with nudity, nor do I have a problem with older teenagers seeing it. At somepoint, they have to learn about their bodies. (A 13 year old doesn't necessarily need to see naked pics, but I'm cool with a 16 or 17 year old with body image questions seeing pics--ok, I'm probably rationalizing here, but anyway...) I have a problem with the law being broken and everyone getting in trouble. Put the naked pics in the gallery.

What bothers me, though, is that how random avatars are being changed from "on high" while other naked ones are still viewable. What's the deal?
Whether or not I like an avatar, if they are going to be allowed, they should all be viewable. If they are all banned, they ALL need to be banned, not selectively. Fair is fair. I may be a Republican, but I know what is right and selective censorship is WRONG.
 

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The people that are still using nudity in their avatars are the ones that don't give a shit about this forum or anyone on it. Next thing you know there won't be any avatars.
 

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madame_zora said:
I have to say, the deletion of nudity seems to be arbitrary. I'm still seeing lots of dicks in avatars, don't these people read? I mean, we might be injuring the delicate eyes of the youths that are no longer here.
My Dear Jana,

I so appreciate your dedication to saving the eyes of our young sweet babies that are 16 and 17 years old. The horror stories are just unbelievable. We just that past Saturday went to the School of the Blind in Little Rock. There are now 12,213 teens there now. Out of that number 11,232 of them lost their eyesight looking at penises on the internet.

I was listening to a fundie preacher on the radio and learned why. We must get the message out. Seeing dicks in person will not harm eyes of those under 18. Even looking at Play Girl isn't dangerous.

It is looking at penises on the internet that causes the blindness. You see Satan can't get into the paper that the penis pictures are on. And real nude bodies Satan is not allowed to enter.

But somewhere on the airwaves Satan can get in and only injure the eyes of people who have not officially turned 18 yet. Satan can tell. Apparently Satan must be more powerful than God.

It appeared that way to this dear saintly "fundie" preacher whose goal is to preach everyone except him into hell.

If you would like to make a contribution to his church.......

Um, I forgot to ask Rob E. if we can start a "Save the Eyes of the Teens" fundraiser for the fundie church here. I know Nixxy wants to give half of his income to this "wonderful" church. I know from reading his previous posts on his love of the fundie Christians. And while I was listening to the "fundie" preacher, it was announced that GBO had made a committment to serve this church as well. I know many here will be shocked by this new "revelation." Kink Guy is now the new youth director for this "fundie" church. We are all so proud of his work in teaching "growth and development to the young budding teens that abound in "fundie land."

Fundies" work in mysterous ways, that we just can't understand in this lifetime or the next. But I digress here.

While I was sitting on the john, I called the "fundie" preacher on my cell phone to let him know how "moved" I was and was still "moving," he popped question. Yes, the national "fundie" committee met and would like for "Madame Zora" to chair this all important "Save the Teens Eyes Committee". They did not know you personally and asked if I would contact you. I suggested that Rob E. serve on the committee as well since he has been such a trail blazer in saving teens eyes here at the LPSG.

Besides being the premier commentator on the Large Penis Support Group News, what else would you like listed on your official resume for this important committee for this "fundie" church? I must make you aware that this is national and your name will be a housewold word in "fundieland."

Please let us all know your answer. We can hardly wait to read your wonderful blessed answer to this wonderful saintly man who has preached all of human beings into hell.

Don't tell anyone, but I had a revelation from somewhere, not sure where that this "fundie" preacher will be the senior pastor there in hell. Not sure.

The committee is waiting, please rush your answer ASAP. We have no time to waste.


Freddie Flinstone
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St. Judas Fundie Cathedral
Soddom, Gomarah
 

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Dear Freddie,

I regret that I shall have to decline your most generous offer as spokeswoman extraordinaire, as I have had a serious relapse and will probably require institutionalisation.

As much as it saddens my heart not to be at the forefront of (Everything!) saving our children's eyesight, it seems my boobs have burst out of hiding and are injuring children even as we speak. Please accept my generous donation of $8.67 which represents half my annual income now that the "fundies" have taken over and have all but banned nudity in strip clubs.

Would you please forward the number of the president of this fine establishment to me? I am about to head off to the restroom myself, I have a lot to get out of my system.
 

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madame_zora said:
Dear Freddie,

I regret that I shall have to decline your most generous offer as spokeswoman extraordinaire, as I have had a serious relapse and will probably require institutionalisation.

Dear Jana,

I am so sorry to inform you that the number you requested is unlisted. Latest reports from tests show that it is not seeing adult penises in general that cause blindness.

It seems that George Bush and Dick Cheney's penes have been put on the internet and it is these pictures that are causing massive blindness throughout our country and the world at large.

It is just as well though. By looking at the penes, that saves them from seeing boobs later. As you well know, boobs are evil too. Any man seeing boobs will go striaght to hell in a handbasket.

*Blessed are those who go blind by seeing penes, for they will inherit the earth and not be cursed by seeing boobs.*

It's in holy scripture somewhere. The fundies told me so.

Freddie
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OK. I am b o r e d with gw. How 'bout ya'll? Will this new avatar get me banned? And anyway, you people have not been focusing on my genitals nearly enough of late.
 

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KinkGuy said:
you people have not been focusing on my genitals nearly enough of late.

If only it really were that easy to get rid of GW.

And you're right -- I did feel a loss in my life without that battered jock, but this fills the gap somewhat!
 

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KinkGuy said:
OK. I am b o r e d with gw. How 'bout ya'll? Will this new avatar get me banned? And anyway, you people have not been focusing on my genitals nearly enough of late.

Gets my vote:biggrin1:
 

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keith34595 said:
I by no means like Bush or this guys avatar but this is a free country and we have free speech, if you dont like his avatar, dont look at it or leave. I mean no offense but this is a free country and you either have to put up with the avatar or leave.
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A free country?
What country are you talking about?
It can't be these United States.
President Shrub has the Bill of Rights going through the shredder.
 

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Webster said:
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A free country?
What country are you talking about?
It can't be these United States.
President Shrub has the Bill of Rights going through the shredder.
And you thnk the rest of the Constitution is going to be spared? Think again.

The new motto is:
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what the country can do for the Republicans and fundies."
 

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Never underestimate the power of your genitals. As for being banned, sorry not this time, though I do enjoy your challenges.