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Firstly, I’m not a kisser.
In fact, there‘s only ever been the one dalliance where he tried to kiss me and being inexperienced at it, I kinda didn’t know how to respond or what to do. Nothing came naturally.
I use to get quite upset that I’d never been kissed before and thought I was missing out, very much so. Then the occasion kinda arrived, at 42 years old, and yes, I’ve admitted, I’m bad at it but then it dawned on me… kissing is just gross.
It really hit home to me, I don’t want ’that’ in my mouth. I didn’t feel anything ’nice’ about it at all. The mouth in general is a petri dish of God knows what and the thought of someone trying to touch their mouth to mine has somehow turned to as a repugnant idea to me as rimming, or people who let their dogs lick their faces. Heathens!
I can’t be alone on this surely. Why is kissing even a thing? Have I just been so inexperienced for so long now that shit like this seems gross to me? Honestly, you wouldn’t want someone to sneeze into you face so why do you want them trying to do weird shit to your mouth with theirs?
Yeah, I now just find the very concept, well, gross.
sigh.
Gonna die alone, yay!
In fact, there‘s only ever been the one dalliance where he tried to kiss me and being inexperienced at it, I kinda didn’t know how to respond or what to do. Nothing came naturally.
I use to get quite upset that I’d never been kissed before and thought I was missing out, very much so. Then the occasion kinda arrived, at 42 years old, and yes, I’ve admitted, I’m bad at it but then it dawned on me… kissing is just gross.
It really hit home to me, I don’t want ’that’ in my mouth. I didn’t feel anything ’nice’ about it at all. The mouth in general is a petri dish of God knows what and the thought of someone trying to touch their mouth to mine has somehow turned to as a repugnant idea to me as rimming, or people who let their dogs lick their faces. Heathens!
I can’t be alone on this surely. Why is kissing even a thing? Have I just been so inexperienced for so long now that shit like this seems gross to me? Honestly, you wouldn’t want someone to sneeze into you face so why do you want them trying to do weird shit to your mouth with theirs?
Yeah, I now just find the very concept, well, gross.
sigh.
Gonna die alone, yay!