I caught a Kitchen Cousins marathon today. WOOF! John is prettier but Anthony looks like he could step into a Colt Daddy film without hesitation (yeah, I'm projecting, so what? lol). Anthony seems to have more body ink than John though I finally saw a tattoo on John's arm.
Their bios on the HGTV site seem quite sterile though John reveals he spends a huge amount of time at the gym daily. He equates it to brushing his teeth...something that has to be done every day.
I haven't seen anything close to resembling a bulge which doesn't mean much (they could be growers). However, there are enough shots of their meaty asses in their tight jeans to make any gay man happy. They could both go for mustache rides on my face any day of the week.
Plus, there was a shot in one episode where John's nipples were quite erect and visible through his tight t-shirt. WOOF!
Overall, I like most of their work (except the giant mural in John's Mom's kitchen re-do...it looked like something straight out of the 70's...the only thing missing was matching Harvest Gold appliances).