Knitting Needle all the way down...

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  1. drambone2001

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    Let us hear from the guy who derived such *amazing* pleasure from inserting a knitting needle all the way into this penis to the prostate gland.
     
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    Thanks for making me cringe. :(
     
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    my thoughts exactly. :wacko:

    Ive heard disaster stories about guys who shove stuff down their urethra. I remember something about a guy who got an entire nylon skipping rope coiled up in his bladder and had to get it surgically removed (the rope - not the bladder)

    Kinda makes you wonder if its worth it
     
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    I saw something like that on steakandcheese or consumption junction.. all I can say is OOOWWWWWW!
     
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    And thank you for justifying my anymosity of being catheterized. :blink: :wacko:
     
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    This activity is called "sounding"...and it is carried out usually under sterile conditions with a medical instrument called a "sound". Some men find it incredibly erotic and are able to take a sound well into their bodies. HOWEVER and I absolutely find the idea of using a knitting needle FRIGHTENING at best. Non-sterile, rough edges and it's POINTED?!!?!?!?! duh. :wacko:
     
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    And thank you for justifying my anymosity of being catheterized. :blink: :wacko: [/b][/quote]
    A couple of days after my heart surgery the nurse came in to take out my catherter. She had a nursing student with her and I think she (the student) was un-nerved by my size as she tried to remove the catherter without deflating the balloon. Needless to say I just about come out of the bed. The nurse reminded her to deflate the balloon. After she deflated the balloon the nurse told her to pull it out. Well have you ever seen a sadistic nursing student?? This little girl was taking her sweet time getting the catherter out of me. The nurse had to show her how to take out my catherter, one swift yank. Initally it hurt but then it felt like I had just orgasmed, felt so good to get that thing out of me.

    All of this to say that I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would purposely stick anything up their penis.
     
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    I assure you ... I would definitely let out a sound! :eek:
     
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    Some people hae an insanely high pain threshold!
     
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    wait.. you want pain?
     
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    kenny: ive got the video of the guy being dildoed down his pee-hole its very cringe worthy
     
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    You know Geo, I saw an ad for something similar in Penthouse, only the ad showed more digits going in. Just thought you'd like to hear that.
     
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    *wince* While we're going over urban legends, is there any truth to the gerbil story?
     
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    Some idiot, somewhere (John Travolta or Richard Gere ???) sometime has probably stuck that and a lot more up their butts. :wacko:
     
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    Hey.. It happened! (on South Park). :lol: poor Lemmywincks
     
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    All I can say is, Matt and Trey only parody movies they liked, so they must've seen The Hobbit as kids.

    Of course, it's not gay sex as much as it's Mr. Garrison sex. LOL
     
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    I know, it sounded pretty outside to me but the guy here said it was the most pleasurable moment he had ever had!
     
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    None. There is no documented case of rodents up the poop-hole in any emergency room records despite the numerous rumours, which often feature celebrities.
     
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    Ah, you spoil sport. Don't you think the idea of a rodent up Richard Gere's butt is hysterical????
     
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