Knitting Needle all the way down...

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Jul 22 2004, 02:34 PM
How about let's start one about George W?
Do I have a picture for you&#33;&#33;&#33; May just change my Avatar and piss everybody off...well the red ones anyway. <_<
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jul 22 2004, 09:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DoubleMeatWhopper @ Jul 22 2004, 09:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Jul 22 2004, 08:34 PM
How about let&#39;s start one about George W?
I don&#39;t know if there&#39;s room; he obviously already has something up his butt&#33; [/b][/quote]
That was good for a "laugh out loud"&#33; The question in everyone&#39;s mind is, "Well, what IS it?"
 

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Knitting needels and stuff like that down the pee hole are no good at all. It can be very dangerous and cause horrible infections.
If one wants to play with his urethra make sure it&#39;s a rod (sound) that was made for the purpus.
Just ask me, I know... :D
 
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suaige: Yeah that whole finer in the penis thing ouch. When I was much younger I stuck a couple very thin things up there and let me tell you it hurts. And every time you go pee there after for a while :wacko: .

More recently I had a catheter (sp) Yeah the 4th time he rammed that through my eurethral sphincter (sp?) (Though it was interesting to see the endoscope pictures.) I was starting to bounce in pain & that was with anesthetic already pumped in there. More over the doc said I must have a great pain threshold becuase most guys being checked for what I was are jumping off the chair the 1st time.

And peeing with a catheter up there (around it not through it) is a lot easier said than done. How do you tell yourself to pee when you are already stretched like you are peeing?
 
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suaige: typo finger in the penis thing. ehhhhhhhhhhhh shudder shudder shudder
 
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TripodMillenium: I had a cystoscopy (sp?) a couple months back so my bladder and prostate could be checked because I was having pain.....


They put me under to put that damn thing up there..... and took me into the OR to do it....... but, lemme tell ya..... I was about ready to go crazy when I woke up.....

First thing I had to do was go.... which burned..... then, I had to sit there.... while the burning sensation continued..... and it also felt like I still had to go..... >_<

And that kept up for a good long while.....



And all that just to find out my prostate was inflamed, but there was no noticable cause...... And I later figured out it was because of excessive stress.... ((which has caused many physical pains and damage recently))


I still can&#39;t believe I got a scope shoved up there just to know my prostate was inflamed from my body going wacko from stress.... >_<
 

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Originally posted by TripodMillenium@Aug 5 2004, 07:53 AM
I had a cystoscopy (sp?) a couple months back so my bladder and prostate could be checked because I was having pain.....


They put me under to put that damn thing up there..... and took me into the OR to do it....... but, lemme tell ya..... I was about ready to go crazy when I woke up.....

First thing I had to do was go.... which burned..... then, I had to sit there.... while the burning sensation continued..... and it also felt like I still had to go..... >_<

And that kept up for a good long while.....



And all that just to find out my prostate was inflamed, but there was no noticable cause...... And I later figured out it was because of excessive stress.... ((which has caused many physical pains and damage recently))


I still can&#39;t believe I got a scope shoved up there just to know my prostate was inflamed from my body going wacko from stress.... >_<
Millenium, I had something similar when I was in college, although they didn&#39;t have to insert anything, thank god... Ended up my prostate was inflamed due to excessive caffeine intake.

Christ, we&#39;re not allowed any fun any more&#33; :(
 
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Bigus Dickus: :( Geez guys, purposley sticking objects up your urethra? Prince Alberts??&#33;....yikes I&#39;m going back under my rock and screaming....

BTW I&#39;ve seen many cysto procedures due to my job......never, never ,never&#33;&#33;&#33;