Man, my knot hole is pinching a plump loaf as I type... hmmmmmmph... DOH.. damn back splash.. damn, looks like one of those easter Island statues leaning ever so slightly to one side. Man, half this fucker is sticking out of the toilet water like some Loch Ness hoax.... Its gonna take some man-handling to flush, some epic man-vs-turd epic battle.
crap cutting in half hasn't help!! any ideas?