Know any good jokes?

[SR_P_Ness-Envie]

I have made it my personal goal to make a buddy of mine laugh, because I have never seen him laugh, and I am totally blanking! I can only think of punny play on words, which he doesn't think are that funny. Know any funny jokes? Try not to be too inappropriate, but a little is ok

 

[dude_007]

A guy was sitting in a bar when Will Smith, Ellen Degenerous, the pope, and Busterhyman walk in. The bartender says: we don't serve your kind here. Your friends can stay, but you gotta leave.

To whom was the bartender addressing?