know what really grinds my gears?

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  1. D_N Flay Table

    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
     
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    I have no idea what you just said.

    I did understand something about Lindsay Lohan. I have some protein shake that I would enjoy feeding her. Or squirting in her eye. Whichever.
     
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    All hail the mighty Peter Griffin. :hail:

    Family Guy freakin cracks me up :biggrin1:
     
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    I fucked her.
     
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    You're hysterical. Or being hysterical. Not sure. lol But, very funny. Why is everybody so funny today? What is going on? Did I miss something. Are the planets all cocked-up? Love it.
     
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    I'm new so excuse my ignorance..but is holsty really wingnut but WITH milk?

    Does wingnut have the cookies?

    These are the kind of things that prevent me from getting things done....
     
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    Focus! Focus and execute.

    DJG's posts baffle me at times, but Lohan could use a good dose of baby batter. Mighten fatten her up some.
     
  8. D_N Flay Table

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    hehhehe I love you guys :)
     
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    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    my posts do 1 of two things:
    totally polictical....
    or..
    just nonsense..
    please excuse me. drunk right now.
     
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    No cookies here :frown1: only milk+

    Drunk an watching Family Guy? Freakin sweet :biggrin1: And why do I get the impression I've seen your new avatar somewhere before...? :eek: :wink: :cool:
     
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