Kobe Bryant penis sighting!!

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    A friend of mine works as a janitor at Staples center and says that yesterday as he was cleaning he walked in on Kobe in the lockeroom shower. He said his dick was about long, semi-hard, and thick....he says if he had to estimate he would say it was 12' long!! Just thought I'd share
     
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    Cool, and who is Kobe Bryant?
     
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    seriously?? do u live under a rock
     
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    Wow, jbkordz, your friend says he's got a 12 foot long penis? Call me crazy, but somehow I doubt that...
     
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    Yeah...that's no surprise...they knida' eluded to that in his case in Eagle, CO. I know we heard Tiger Woods was hung...but, I kinda' expected more details from those 15 different women
     
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    not foot...inches....
     
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    12" soft? Ridiculous.
     
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    I didn't read where he said soft. he said semi.
     
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    I don't think people realize just how long 12" is. Hold a ruler in front of your crotch sometime and try to remember just how enormous that is before trying to estimate your next dick.
     
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    Big is nice but 12 just doesn't seem that useful to me. I mean you would have to find somebody to willing to take it, majority won't.
     
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    WOW!!!! 12 feet long? Hoo boy!

    LOLOL
     
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    cut or uncut?
     
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    that would be the shadow of his penis you saw...
     
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    I think Kobe is so incredibly sexy! I'm sure his dick size would be satisfactory to me no matter what length. Just thought of him being inside me about makes me crazy!! :)
     
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    How he fits 12 feet of dick in his gym shorts I'd like to know. He must have to wrap it around his leg a couple of times then roll it up, fold it up, turn it into origami...
     
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    why do u think they call him the black mamba
     
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    any pics or bulge pics around?
     
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    Ha ha - it would be flopping around out of the bottom of this basketball shorts!!!

    I believe he's got a big one, meaning 8-9" hard. But a 12" semi? Nope.
     
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    OK so who is Kobe Bryant?
     
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    Kobe Bryant is a basketball player for the L.A Lakers
     
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