Kotch

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by D_Tintagel_Demondong, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    Where you at girl?
     
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    loooooooooooool nick!!!!
     
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    Not anymore. Good going, numbnuts!:tongue:
     
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    Last I heard she was searching for the fabled El Derado in the islands of Nepal. Unfortunately, she had just shot down an ostrich and it landed on her party. This sparked an avalanche which washed them into the sea, where she somehow found two huge flotation devices and rescued her entire party. I'll report more as details come in...
     
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    Nah, she is saving the whales!!!
    she heard i`m gonna eat them all!!!
     
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    Cannibalism?! I didn't think you had it in you, Luka.:tongue:
     
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    I thought Luka was Vegan. He was making beans earlier.

    Wait...or is he just gassy?
     
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    As Damnbellaperfect would say-BEEEEEEEEEEE NISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEE!!!!:tongue:
    Always gassy!!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    She told me she was going on this amazing once in a lifetime trip to a brand new theme park on an island near Costa Rica. She was very excited to be one of the first people going there as it featured -- wait for it -- dinosaurs! She was going there with her brother before it opened to the public to visit her Grandfather. Gosh I hope things worked out well....I'm trying to remember the name, something like Prehistoric Park? Jurassic Park, that's it.

    She said she'd bring me back a pencil from the gift shop.
     
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    Knowing that Kotch was secretly worth millions, Aconitum cut Kotch's car's brake line. Kotch innocently went grocery shopping and as she sped homeward down the mountain, she lost control of the car. Miraculously, she was saved (yet again) by two massive airbags. Seeing that Kotch survived, Aconitum attacked her on the cliffside. Their clothes were ripped and lipstick smeared as Aconitum forced Kotch to sign a will, leaving her all of her money. Before the pseudo-lesbian deathmatch was over, Aconitum managed to push poor Kotch over the cliff's edge. I'll report more as details come in... and I clean up this mess.
     
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL u guys are nuts!!!! :):):)
     
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    We have decided to come clean with you and I drew the short straw for letting you all know. :rolleyes:

    Being the only female in the team we decided that she really no longer fitted in. We had a whip round amongst the Mods and raised the staggering sum of £7.26 and old shilling a farthing a threepenny piece two dog ends and a used condom. That was enough to send her to Dr Fuckurmuchshaft for gender reassignment. Unfortunately we didn't raise enough for an uncut cock so after the surgery she is off to see Dr Haddaway for two months of foreskin restoration. How the fuck you restore something that never existed we will never know but he is hopeful. For a fee of £1.26 and a BJ from all the Mods he had better come up with the goods.

    At Kotch's request there will be no updates on his/her progress until his return in around 4 months.

    Thanks and please be delicate in your postings about the subject as coming back as a Man is bound to make her far more touchy than the feisty female we knew before.
     
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    Dang now she... I mean HE...
    Will start to now BUG us still females on how BIG is his COCK!!

    Dang, that is all we need!!!

    :eek:
     
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