As they walked the short distance to Mikes dorm building Kyle tried to plan out his next move. Putting Dana into the same room as Mike didnt seem like a good idea at all, not after what had happened last night.
Kyle realized that he couldnt help but think of Mike in a different light. For the brief time they had been friends he had always thought of Mike as a goofy and mostly harmless nerd. Kyle would never have guessed that when Mike felt like it he could casually turn on the charm and successfully chat up a girl like Julia.
Kyle wasnt stupid. He knew that the way Dana kept smiling at him meant something. But he also knew that girls were fickle, and the last thing he needed was to have one of his more charming (and better endowed, he thought with a wince,) friends to make him look bad by comparison.
He could ask Dana to wait outside, but that option didnt seem much better. She had dropped whatever she was doing just to walk to Mikes dorm with him. It would seem strange and artificial to suddenly tell her to wait for him while he went inside. Besides, Kyle still couldnt fully believe his own luck that she was talking to him at all. Part of him worried that somehow the second she was out of his site the spell would break and suddenly theyd be strangers again.
Then it hit him; the perfect way to deactivate any threat from his friend.
I just want you to know something about my friend Mike, said Kyle.
Yes?
Well, hes kinda bummed out right now, said Kyle hesitantly.
Whats wrong?
Listen, he asked me not to tell anyone so please dont say anything... said Kyle, hesitating. Fuck it, he thought, time to use the nuclear option.
Ok... said Dana, looking puzzled.
Mike just found out he has gonorrhea Kyle explained.
Oh! Eeew! Danas face crumpled with disgust. She looked horrified. I mean, uh, sorry about your friend, but like, isnt that the one where pus comes out of your dick?
Something like that, said Kyle, suppressing a smile. Hell be fine. Hes going on antibiotics. Just dont mention it ok?
Dont worry, I wont. said Dana. You sure know how to pick your friends.
It isnt Mikes fault, said Kyle. He says the condom broke.
They climbed the stairs in silence and Kyle hoped that he hadnt killed the mood by bringing up an STD. He tried to ignore that thought. He had to stay focused on getting in and out of Mikes room as fast as possible so that he could take Dana somewhere cosy and get stoned with her. Today had been going so improbably well for him that he just knew something would go down if they were alone together.
They were halfway down the hall to Mikes room when his door opened and a slim looking blonde girl with an angels face stepped out into the hall. At first Kyle couldnt believe his own eyes, but then Dana opened her mouth and confirmed what he was seeing.
Hey Julia, whats up? She called.
Julia was looking away from them and straightening out her skirt. When Dana called out she turned. Her eyes widened a bit when she recognized Kyle, but she didnt say anything to him, she just looked at Dana. What the fuck?! thought Kyle. He was sure that Julia and Emily had left the party before him, what the hell was Julia doing leaving Mikes dorm room the following afternoon? That lucky fucking bastard, thought Kyle, it wasnt enough for him to fuck Emily in front of me?
Oh, uhm, hey Dana. Happy birthday, said Julia.
Yeah, thanks.
I, uh, have to run. Ill call you later, said Julia, walking past them down the hall at a rapid clip. Kyle watched her retreat toward the stairs. At least Dana has a nicer ass, he thought to himself as he watched Julias hips sway back and forth. Let him have her.
That was random, commented Dana as soon as Julia had disappeared into the stairwell. Anyway, which room is your friend in?
Kyle realized that he couldnt help but think of Mike in a different light. For the brief time they had been friends he had always thought of Mike as a goofy and mostly harmless nerd. Kyle would never have guessed that when Mike felt like it he could casually turn on the charm and successfully chat up a girl like Julia.
Kyle wasnt stupid. He knew that the way Dana kept smiling at him meant something. But he also knew that girls were fickle, and the last thing he needed was to have one of his more charming (and better endowed, he thought with a wince,) friends to make him look bad by comparison.
He could ask Dana to wait outside, but that option didnt seem much better. She had dropped whatever she was doing just to walk to Mikes dorm with him. It would seem strange and artificial to suddenly tell her to wait for him while he went inside. Besides, Kyle still couldnt fully believe his own luck that she was talking to him at all. Part of him worried that somehow the second she was out of his site the spell would break and suddenly theyd be strangers again.
Then it hit him; the perfect way to deactivate any threat from his friend.
I just want you to know something about my friend Mike, said Kyle.
Yes?
Well, hes kinda bummed out right now, said Kyle hesitantly.
Whats wrong?
Listen, he asked me not to tell anyone so please dont say anything... said Kyle, hesitating. Fuck it, he thought, time to use the nuclear option.
Ok... said Dana, looking puzzled.
Mike just found out he has gonorrhea Kyle explained.
Oh! Eeew! Danas face crumpled with disgust. She looked horrified. I mean, uh, sorry about your friend, but like, isnt that the one where pus comes out of your dick?
Something like that, said Kyle, suppressing a smile. Hell be fine. Hes going on antibiotics. Just dont mention it ok?
Dont worry, I wont. said Dana. You sure know how to pick your friends.
It isnt Mikes fault, said Kyle. He says the condom broke.
They climbed the stairs in silence and Kyle hoped that he hadnt killed the mood by bringing up an STD. He tried to ignore that thought. He had to stay focused on getting in and out of Mikes room as fast as possible so that he could take Dana somewhere cosy and get stoned with her. Today had been going so improbably well for him that he just knew something would go down if they were alone together.
They were halfway down the hall to Mikes room when his door opened and a slim looking blonde girl with an angels face stepped out into the hall. At first Kyle couldnt believe his own eyes, but then Dana opened her mouth and confirmed what he was seeing.
Hey Julia, whats up? She called.
Julia was looking away from them and straightening out her skirt. When Dana called out she turned. Her eyes widened a bit when she recognized Kyle, but she didnt say anything to him, she just looked at Dana. What the fuck?! thought Kyle. He was sure that Julia and Emily had left the party before him, what the hell was Julia doing leaving Mikes dorm room the following afternoon? That lucky fucking bastard, thought Kyle, it wasnt enough for him to fuck Emily in front of me?
Oh, uhm, hey Dana. Happy birthday, said Julia.
Yeah, thanks.
I, uh, have to run. Ill call you later, said Julia, walking past them down the hall at a rapid clip. Kyle watched her retreat toward the stairs. At least Dana has a nicer ass, he thought to himself as he watched Julias hips sway back and forth. Let him have her.
That was random, commented Dana as soon as Julia had disappeared into the stairwell. Anyway, which room is your friend in?