Ladies if you could, would you give head to yourself ?

[B_New End]

I think guys are more interested in watching a woman finger herself and then lick her fingertips clean. Personally I don't mind doing that - I found that I taste kinda tangy.

I'm not into the lesbian thing personally for myself, so no I have no interest in eating myself out.

I still don't get the whole tangy thing. I've never tasted tang from anybody

and

by that logic, fingering your own pussy makes you lesbian as well.

as long as you ooo and ahh occassionally,
men don't even notice.

Are you trying to win the award for worst lay ever?

 

[dolfette]

Are you trying to win the award for worst lay ever?

i openly admit to being both frigid and terrible in bed.

 

[B_New End]

i openly admit to being both frigid and terrible in bed.

I was watching a documentary... don't remember what, but it was talking about people like you. Like me, too, really. Always trying to smash assumptions, always doing things that nobody would expect. It was something about this personality type being a prime target for mind control and manipulation.

You certainly are an enigma.

 

[dolfette]

I was watching a documentary... don't remember what, but it was talking about people like you. Like me, too, really. Always trying to smash assumptions, always doing things that nobody would expect. It was something about this personality type being a prime target for mind control and manipulation.

You certainly are an enigma.

i'm none of that.
i'm just more honest than most.
some assumptions are right...like my worst lover award.

 

[B_New End]

i'm none of that.
i'm just more honest than most.
some assumptions are right...like my worst lover award.

Of course not. You are just a frigid half-lesbian on a website full of gay men and pictures of big dicks.

akin to a democrat on a Republican message board (or liberal on a tory forum, in the British tongue). A pro-war girl with peace signs drawn on her shoes.

 

[teasedsilly]

i'm none of that.
i'm just more honest than most.
some assumptions are right...like my worst lover award.

Is there anything about sex you like?

 

[dolfette]

Of course not. You are just a frigid half-lesbian on a website full of gay men and pictures of big dicks.

akin to a democrat on a Republican message board (or liberal on a tory forum, in the British tongue). A pro-war girl with peace signs drawn on her shoes.

yup, that's pretty much it.

i found the place accidentally and stayed because the debate is funny.

 

[dolfette]

Is there anything about sex you like?

i like initial penetration.
i like male climax, inside vagina.
if i could rid the experience of all other physical contact and all the sticky, smelly, messy aspects it'd be cool.

 

[psidom]

i like initial penetration.
i like male climax, inside vagina.
if i could rid the experience of all other physical contact and all the sticky, smelly, messy aspects it'd be cool.

do you have OCD?
that sounds like a burn or like i am trying to be an asshole,
i mean it in the kindest way possible.

 

[teasedsilly]

i like initial penetration.
i like male climax, inside vagina.
if i could rid the experience of all other physical contact and all the sticky, smelly, messy aspects it'd be cool.

Still too messy with a condom? Probably no way around the other physical contact, although I guess it's possible there is a guy out there like you who wouldn't need to touch the rest of your body.

 

[dolfette]

do you have OCD?
that sounds like a burn or like i am trying to be an asshole,
i mean it in the kindest way possible.

nope.
and i'm not a neat freak or a clean freak.
even as a kid i wasn't overly keen on physical contact. some people just aren't. and not liking smells, tastes & textures...i don't see it as any different to mu dislike of coffee, onions or gravy.

Still too messy with a condom? Probably no way around the other physical contact, although I guess it's possible there is a guy out there like you who wouldn't need to touch the rest of your body.

meh, i'm not that fussed for it.
i'm happy enough without any sex at all.
not every woman wants or needs a man in order to be complete, doll.
condom's smell too, and i'm allergic to most brands.

 

[psidom]

meh, i'm not that fussed for it.
i'm happy enough without any sex at all.
not every woman wants or needs a man in order to be complete, doll.
condom's smell too, and i'm allergic to most brands.

it isn't about having a "man" to be complete.

it is about the cosmic experince of the orgasm,
understanding how to achieve it for yourself readily,
maybe it is that,moreso that makes one feel that "completeness"
you speak of.:wink:

 

[dolfette]

it isn't about having a "man" to be complete.

it is about the cosmic experince of the orgasm,
understanding how to achieve it for yourself readily,
maybe it is that,moreso that makes one feel that "completeness"
you speak of.:wink:

orgasms are so overrated.
they cure insomnia and tone muscles.
other than that, they're not that exciting.

 

[psidom]

orgasms are so overrated.
they cure insomnia and tone muscles.
other than that, they're not that exciting.

huh. i want to give you a hug SO badly right now.:smile:

 

[dolfette]

huh. i want to give you a hug SO badly right now.:smile:

lol, you really are very odd :tongue:

 

[Wish-4-8]

huh. i want to give you a hug SO badly right now.:smile:

:wall:

She just said she doesnt like physical contact!

(see post #48)

 

[psidom]

:wall:

She just said she doesnt like physical contact!

lol...good point.:biggrin1:

 

[teasedsilly]

"No touching!" (for the Arrested Development fans) :biggrin1:

 

[B_New End]

orgasms are so overrated.
they cure insomnia and tone muscles.
other than that, they're not that exciting.

Your orgasms are so overrated. Your orgasms are not that exciting. Sorry your sex life sucks.

 

[dolfette]

Your orgasms are so overrated. Your orgasms are not that exciting. Sorry your sex life sucks.

ooooo, hissy fit! :tongue:

my sex life doesn't suck.
i just don't have a sex life because it's not my thing.

...that's like a surfer saying, 'sorry your surf life sucks.'
you'd be thinking, 'wtf? i don't even like surfing! why would i care?'