Ladies and Gentleman, for your viewing pleasure I present 'Dr Octocock'

[D_N Flay Table]

swching

 

[novice_btm]

I can't tell what's more hilarious, the video itself, or when I go to that page it tells me I can "Meet Hot Real Girls in Your Area", the one of them is a "21 years old, Playa del Rey" girl, and "her" profile pic is a candid shot of Paris Hilton. :tongue:

 

[burns1de]

That's sort of hot and gross at the same time.

 

[novice_btm]

That's sort of hot and gross at the same time.

Which is? The 8-dicked man, or that Paris Hilton is a 21 yr old girl who lives down the street and wants to meet me?
:tongue::tongue::tongue:

 

[burns1de]

Which is? The 8-dicked man, or that Paris Hilton is a 21 yr old girl who lives down the street and wants to meet me?
:tongue::tongue::tongue:

Is there ANYTHING hot about Paris Hilton?

Didn't think so either.

 

[SirNeal8]

That's so ridiculous.

 

[No_Strings]

Damn, I didn't know Kiki would sink that low. (At least, that's who it looked like to me.)

 

[BigDuder]

Is there ANYTHING hot about Paris Hilton?

Didn't think so either.

the money you'd be able to collect if you knocked her up

 

[novice_btm]

Is there ANYTHING hot about Paris Hilton?

Didn't think so either.

Yeah, I guess there's just gross, and more gross, in that case. :wink:

 

[novice_btm]

the money you'd be able to collect if you knocked her up

Hmm, good point. I'm seeing hotness again. :tongue:

 

[burns1de]

the money you'd be able to collect if you knocked her up

I stand corrected. :biggrin1:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I wonder (classic LPSG question) if he wears his dicks up or down in a speedo.

 

[novice_btm]

I wonder (classic LPSG question) if he wears his dicks up or down in a speedo.

Ah, but see, why choose? I mean, he can wear them up, down, left, right, and everything in between.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Ah, but see, why choose? I mean, he can wear them up, down, left, right, and everything in between.

Yeah, but what does he do for a real bugle?

 

[novice_btm]

Yeah, but what does he do for a real bugle?

For a real "bugle", he BLOWS. :tongue::tongue::tongue:

 

[B_Monster]

I had a cow once, back on the farm, that looked just like that dude. That cow was ugly!!! :biggrin1:

 

[grandunification]

The question is, when someone asks him how big his penis is, does he get to add up the lengths and girths of each cock?