Ladies and Gentleman, for your viewing pleasure I present 'Dr Octocock'

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  1. D_N Flay Table

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  2. novice_btm

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    I can't tell what's more hilarious, the video itself, or when I go to that page it tells me I can "Meet Hot Real Girls in Your Area", the one of them is a "21 years old, Playa del Rey" girl, and "her" profile pic is a candid shot of Paris Hilton. :tongue:
     
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    That's sort of hot and gross at the same time.
     
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    Which is? The 8-dicked man, or that Paris Hilton is a 21 yr old girl who lives down the street and wants to meet me?
    :tongue::tongue::tongue:
     
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    Is there ANYTHING hot about Paris Hilton?

    Didn't think so either. :cool:
     
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    That's so ridiculous.
     
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    Damn, I didn't know Kiki would sink that low. (At least, that's who it looked like to me.)
     
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    the money you'd be able to collect if you knocked her up
     
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    Yeah, I guess there's just gross, and more gross, in that case. :wink:
     
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    Hmm, good point. I'm seeing hotness again. :tongue:
     
  11. burns1de

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    I stand corrected. :biggrin1:
     
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    I wonder (classic LPSG question) if he wears his dicks up or down in a speedo.:cool:
     
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    Ah, but see, why choose? I mean, he can wear them up, down, left, right, and everything in between. :rolleyes:
     
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    Yeah, but what does he do for a real bugle?:cool:
     
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    For a real "bugle", he BLOWS. :tongue::tongue::tongue:
     
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    I had a cow once, back on the farm, that looked just like that dude. That cow was ugly!!! :biggrin1:
     
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    The question is, when someone asks him how big his penis is, does he get to add up the lengths and girths of each cock?
     
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