Ladies, ben-wa balls, jade eggs, ‘kung fu’ pussy?

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I spent several days—and nites—in the bush, with long time lover.

sporatic encounters, over the years, always superb!

BUT—this was unbelievable!

We said adieu, a few yrs ago, as she wanted a child and commitment.

I deliberately avoided any chance of contact.

Her commitment didn’t work—-her child is a beauty!

Last straw w/mr commitment was horses ass comment of effects of child’s egress….

Anyhow, she evidently used—and learned lots about—the items I led this epistle off with.

up to and including lifting weights with her vagina—-supposedly a Taoist concept.

Frankly—the results are phenomenal—and this is a lady who was always buff, strong and conditioned, in every conceiveable way.

Are other ladies familiar with, practice any of this? Tia
 

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Casting is vital, true. Awkwafina would be dope. Excellent improv skills and the voice I hear when I think Pussy.

But how does one animate weaponised jade egg launching at a PG rating?
 
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I randomly clicked this thread out of boredom without reading the title or original post and just started with the replies.

I'm entertained. Thoroughly.

Ok gonna actually read the title and OP now. I bet me a dollar it'll make the comments more entertaining.

Internetting at it's finest.