Ladies - Can you HELP!!!!

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by markg2000, Jul 3, 2006.

  1. markg2000

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    Recently my wife is obsessed with the size of my cock, balls and more importantly my load.

    She has found a website where you carry out the tests and post the answers to see how you compare with the average.

    She seems to concentrate on the size of my sac and balls and what load i deliver, getting me to shoot into a glass and measuring the load in teaspoons.

    WHAT HAS BROUGHT THIS ON???????
     
  2. Heather LouAnna

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    You've turned into her playtoy and she's formed a morbid fascination with your special place. She's performing weird sexual studies on you. You should keep a flame thrower handy in case she ever comes out wearing a long white coat, holding some test tubes.

    I think next time she's on the rag, you should make her wear a measuring cup in her knickers everywhere she goes, so you can measure that shit. Then you can keep a chart of it all, in red pen.

    But, seriously. It sounds like she's trying to play with you, and the things you two have been doing lately don't entertain her enough, so she's come up with her own game. Maybe you should introduce her to something new (and strange, as is her fancy) to get her mind off your meat and potatos?
     
  3. Lordpendragon

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    My guess - she's got deep into some web forum and she wants to get pregnant.
     
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