Ladies - Comparing Your Husbands/bfs With A Friend

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No. We have compared who is hooked up with the most Winchester-y partner. *the masculine presenting/butch wamangs usually win, nobody out Deans a lesbian*

Which partner would dress as which fandom and wear it best at a given Con. Depending on his last haircut, the boy could go Sam or Aquaman pretty easy. My bestie's man would own Tony Stark or Dr Strange dependent on styling.

We compare gardens and the epicness green thumbs. Prowess of planter box building. Mastery of decorative and functional concrete casting.

Tattoos and body mods. Best laugh. Most bite-able butt. Most symmetrical dimples.

Oh. One of endless contention, who trained their doggo to do the best trick. With the appropriate, or inappropriate, amount of alcohol this one could end in a very uncoordinated physical confrontation.

I have showed one private photo of the boy. But. In my defense, I was hella proud. Do you know how hard it is to find a Jack Skellington Onesie that fits a 6'4ish" dude?
 

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Since this is in Women’s Issues, I, as a man, am allowed to answer

The answer no. Not usually. A woman doesn’t want her friends to know if her man is inadequate because it would be embarrassing. And she doesn’t want them to know if he’s hung because they’d all try to steal him away like pirates on a dead man’s chest.
 

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Since this is in Women’s Issues, I, as a man, am allowed to answer

The answer no. Not usually. A woman doesn’t want her friends to know if her man is inadequate because it would be embarrassing. And she doesn’t want them to know if he’s hung because they’d all try to steal him away like pirates on a dead man’s chest.

And don't sleep on a 3rd, more common, scenario: most guys are in the same ballpark, so there's not much to discuss anyway.
 

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And don't sleep on a 3rd, more common, scenario: most guys are in the same ballpark, so there's not much to discuss anyway.

Friend 1: so, ya got a new man?

Friend 2: yep.

Friend 1: his dick?

Friend 2: he got one.

Friend 1: sweet
 

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While we're at it, I've never compared my vulva to another woman's either.
Whatttt? All of my girlfriends and I have measured and compared the sizes of our erect clitorises. You're missing out. I get such a rush when I realize my clit is bigger than all my friends.