Ladies: Did any of you ever get a toy stuck?

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  1. DiscoBoy

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    :rofl:
     
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    Silly boy.
     
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    Please pluck it out before my aneurysm bursts. It's not really stuck!
     
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    Nope, but I sure can hold it just like in those picture's:biggrin1:
     
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    No, but a cheerio got stuck in my nose once.
     
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    Sure. Blame it on the Cheerio. :rolleyes: :veryhappy:
     
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    Yep. My big one was had died the night before so I was using a really tiny one. I got a bit over-excited, lost my grip on it and couldn't get it back out coz my fingers were too short. Had to wait for my bf (now ex) to get home so he could get it out for me.
     
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    *blink*

    YSSCKY
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    Not a very original way of saying "Look at me!":rolleyes:


    and no i havnt but i can hold a toy in just like you have on your piccies.
     
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    Hee, hee. I didn't even look at the pics. I just obediently answered the question :)
     
  11. ManlyBanisters

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    Hmm, subgirrl - you are either

    1. full of shit,
    2. full of shit and actually a man,
    3. really rather stupid.

    What age are you? 30? Hmmm. And you've yet to work out how to get a foreign object beyond the reach of your fingers out of your vagina by bearing down and changing position and flexing your pc muscles til it gets out? Bloody hell!

    Not to mention the fact that I can't think of a toy that is big enough to bother masturbating with penetration style AND that conveniently shaped to do so AND small enough to get lost up there. So perhaps there is another option

    4. you have a really big cunt.

    But then I think again and I wonder how your short little fingers managed to shove this strange medium-sized-but-small-enough-to-go-too-far-to-reach toy further than they could reach.

    No - I'm leaning strongly toward option 2.

    You would have been far more plausible had you said that you had got a ball shaped toy stuck - out can be harder than in with those because once in the muscles near the opening tighten behind it and you really have only the option of using your pc muscles to force it back out til you can pop a finger in behind it to help (assuming the thing isn't too girthy to get a finger past). And assuming too that you do in fact have a cunt and are not a man :smile:
     
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    Hmm. Not even sure if I should bother replying to this. Great introduction to the site for a newbie. But here goes . . .

    Again, what a lovely introduction for a newbie.

    Are they all this bad?
     
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    ManlyBanisters is all woman! She's not a man!

    Seriously, you've never pushed anything out of your vagina using your muscles? It's second nature and requires no practice, since it's the same motion used for childbirth.
     
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    Really? She sounded so like a man! Apologies for my mistake.

    As I said, I can't squeeze the top third of the muscles in isolation. I can squeeze the bottom or middle muscles alone, but not the top ones. So I can squeeze out something that is already partially out or something that is lower down, but not something that has got itself nestled right up the top. Should I be able to? (Serious question). How do you manage to isolate and squeeze just those muscles?
     
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    Thank you, petite.

    So, let me get this straight, subgirrl - You were holding a small toy in your finger tips and using it and your fingers to penetrate yourself?

    OK. I wouldn't get off on that but we are all different.

    P's right about the second nature of pushing something out though. When I was 17 I got a tampon stuck too high (had sex with it in, yeah, gross I know - sorry) and getting it out was 1 part contortion, 9 parts 'birthing'. But I didn't need advice or help - it just made sense.

    Still not convinced, sub'girrl' :smile:
     
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    You don't isolate anything, you just push! You just relax your PC muscles and push down!
     
  17. ManlyBanisters

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    Don't fret it, p - men's pc muscles are different from women's :wink:
     
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    Yeah back when I first got into insertions and ben wa balls I made the mistake of using golfballs... got the second one way up in there and I could still push it out by squatting and baring down. I can't imagine something getting stuck and me not being able to push it out.
     
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    That's OK. I was rather offended by your last post, but I've been looking around the site a bit and I've seen some of the dodgy posts. I can understand why you might have thought I was a guy making it up. Can we wipe the slate clean for now?
     
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