Ladies, do you enjoy having your Labbylipppy Snortenlapped?

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  1. B_capslock

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    Or do you prefer your flapityfloop plumberthrobbened? Perhaps a nice fleeckity fleep on your nipideedoodaas, or probobaly tostrandenflappin on a nice plumberschnitzel?

    Or perhaps a nice, long stroggen-fluden that goes all night.
     
  2. Principessa

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    :confused: Ask your question again in English and I might be able to give you an answer. :tongue:
     
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    this kids is why you shound not smoke crack
     
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    I think you just insulted several Latvian women there my friend. :biggrin1:

    My wife says stop talking with your mouth full.
     
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    Are you serious? This is fucking stupid.
     
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    Get a life capslock... Stop talking like your talking to a 2 year old.
     
  7. ManlyBanisters

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    Oh come on - what's caps done wrong?

    I thought it was funny - reminded me of Madeleine Kahn in Blazing Saddles for some reason...
     
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    LOL -- I thought it was funny too, so I'm going to answer it.

    Oh schmoodgy-woodgy, you frolickolicky mashollop... of course! But not as much as I like snickerdoodling the wadoodle!
     
  9. Osiris

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    *runs to find the cutesy wootsey barf bag* OH GOD!! It's a Hello Kitty barf bag.
     
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    Mine has Precious Moments figures on it. :biggrin1:
     
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    Actually, if crack will make me as hilarious as the OP, gimme some rocks right now!

    People, stop dissing on my man capslock! He gets my vote for funniest poster on LPSG.
     
  12. Osiris

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    You wouldn't happen to have a Thomas Kincade barf bag would you?

    Everyone is on this hate kick and taking everything literally. Thanks caps for a bit of fun in the day.
     
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    You mean a Hullolala KittyWitty Woo Woo ralphawaga bagga!!:biggrin1:
     
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    Laughing.....it's the Dr. Seuss's Guide to Oral Sex! My favorite....:biggrin1:
     
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    I love it when a guy fizzles my schanizzle

    Feels so good:tongue:
     
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    Thanks, bitch. You just made me barf, for real.
     
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    you know, you probably shouldn't drink & post.

    Dig it, if I'm gonna be asked a questions at least ask them in clear intelligble sentences.

    Seriously, it's like Tweety Pie asking for advice on cunnilingus.

    He meant what he said, & he said what he meant, & this guy's dipshitted %1,000.
     
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    actually its more like a 5 year old than 2...
     
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    HA!!

    I'd love to get my green eggs and ham stroked!!

    Fluffer-bubble!
     
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    Damn, all of that with just your tongue!! sheesh!

    I'd Diddle-widdle your neebernub. Plumper-plow your flabber-laper, mash your mashies, tug on your twappa-flappas, Pfifier-formth your pucker-pooper, and plump-thump your glistening flapidy-floop-furf to queef generating depths! A repetative FERP-thump-hiss-FERP-thump-hiss-FERP-thump-hiss would be our song!:biggrin1:
     
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