Ladies, do you enjoy having your Labbylipppy Snortenlapped?

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Damn, all of that with just your tongue!! sheesh!

I'd Diddle-widdle your neebernub. Plumper-plow your flabber-laper, mash your mashies, tug on your twappa-flappas, Pfifier-formth your pucker-pooper, and plump-thump your glistening flapidy-floop-furf to queef generating depths! A repetative FERP-thump-hiss-FERP-thump-hiss-FERP-thump-hiss would be our song!:biggrin1:

i think i just came :biggrin1:
 

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He meant what he said, & he said what he meant, & this guy's dipshitted %1,000.

LMAO......good one, Massivepkgo! That is hilarious. :biggrin1:

On the flip side, I got a laugh out of capslock's thread, and (this does not include you :smile: ), I will take humor over posts from those who simply enjoy being rude and mean from thread to thread anyday! So...


It made me giggle on a boat, it made me giggle on a float.
It made me giggle here and there, until I wet my underwear. :tongue:

(Bad, I know!!)
 

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LMAO......good one, Massivepkgo! That is hilarious. :biggrin1:

On the flip side, I got a laugh out of capslock's thread, and (this does not include you :smile: ), I will take humor over posts from those who simply enjoy being rude and mean from thread to thread anyday! So...


It made me giggle on a boat, it made me giggle on a float.
It made me giggle here and there, until I wet my underwear. :tongue:

(Bad, I know!!)


Oh GreatGoogly Moogly. I can see the titles now:

Horton Hears a Hooker
The Cat in the Condom
The Grinch that Stole Christmas Jones' Vibrator

I'm going to hell for this one.
 

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I am seriously missing something ....I need a humour injection perhaps, but this guy just annoys the shit out of me, I never "get" anything he posts.


x

Honey
 

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ah, Veronica.... to plunger-struden you fluffy chesticular mounds would cause any PlumperThumper a throb-tacular strudel-spout. You mashable mashies would undulate as one would try to negotiate the sheer chesticular realestate. Even a mega-plumperdickle would likey disappear in the pillowy mashiness of it all!!
 

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ah, Veronica.... to plunger-struden you fluffy chesticular mounds would cause any PlumperThumper a throb-tacular strudel-spout. You mashable mashies would undulate as one would try to negotiate the sheer chesticular realestate. Even a mega-plumperdickle would likey disappear in the pillowy mashiness of it all!!

I'm happy to see I'm not the only one who's semantically fantasizing about Ms. Divine's mountainarific, gravity-defying gazongas. Her cups indeed runeth over, much to my delight.
 

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ah, Veronica.... to plunger-struden you fluffy chesticular mounds would cause any PlumperThumper a throb-tacular strudel-spout. You mashable mashies would undulate as one would try to negotiate the sheer chesticular realestate. Even a mega-plumperdickle would likey disappear in the pillowy mashiness of it all!!

I am reminded strongly of 'A Clockwork Orange' when I read some of your posts, caps. (that's a compliment)
 

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Or do you prefer your flapityfloop plumberthrobbened? Perhaps a nice fleeckity fleep on your nipideedoodaas, or probobaly tostrandenflappin on a nice plumberschnitzel?

Or perhaps a nice, long stroggen-fluden that goes all night.


LMFAO!!! Hilarious!! How can anyone be offended by this???


I love Hello Kitty!


Hello Kitty is magnificent!! My PJs are Hello Kitty!!!!

xx

oh 2 the op....

would you like me to schlump on ur strudelmaker?? or perhaps just slurp ur saveloy!!