I know that this is the ladies section Dave, but your thread made me remember a funny experience.
I had arranged to meet a friend at a dress shop in town. When I got to this old building, I could find no one around, so I just kept going through this labyrinth of rooms looking for someone. The last one, I went through, I ended up standing face to face with a completely naked young lady who was trying on a wedding dress. I just said, "Lucky husband", and left.