Ladies, how big was your biggest

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Ok, I am a real woman and I'll bite.
I've seen lots of different stats for average, but let's say for argument's sake average is between 4-6 inches and 4-5 inches circumference. All the guys I've been with (black and white for those that want to go there) have been average save one.
The one who is not average (is a white guy, he's my current) is 7x6. I measured it myself (and I was too chocked to be worried about tenths of inches), and I'm dying to put pics of him on lpsg. He is shy and doesn't want pics of his dick on the internet. I can respect that. I'm not eager to post pics of my cunt on the internet, but I'm still hoping to convince him.
Now if I translate to the measuring system of some of the previous posters, then he's 12x8.5 ;)

And if any guy 'penetrated' my cervix I would be visiting the emergency room.

Also, again speaking as a woman, being with a man well above average is not always amazing and wonderful. It can be painful and physically damaging, depending on the guy and your level of arousal. So guys, be careful with that thing and ladies, be careful what you wish for.
 

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The one who is not average (is a white guy, he's my current) is 7x6. I measured it myself ...
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7x6 is a perfect and wonderful size!

...Also, again speaking as a woman, being with a man well above average is not always amazing and wonderful. It can be painful and physically damaging, depending on the guy and your level of arousal. So guys, be careful with that thing and ladies, be careful what you wish for.
Skill is always more important than size - or at least such has been my experience. Now skill and size...that just leaves me smiling and wanting more
 

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I see your point, no pic no proof for sure, you have the right to call bullshit, and I don't blame you. In my defense, I don't just post pictures of someone else's junk online without their permission. I may hang out on a forum about big cocks, but I still have morals.

But I did run to the bathroom for a tape measure, and the whole thing was rather funny.
 

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You don't post pics FatHippedMama because what you are saying is a lie. 99 percent of the penis size stories are just that made up stories.

You would assume after the 50 plus males the typical female has fucked by the time she is 16 she would know penis size. But after of all the dicks that has smacked the typical female up aside the head over the years they seem clueless. As I said there is no factual proof that any male on this planet has a 13 inch penis. Infant there is no proof that any male pornstar has a 10 inch penis. There is no proof here that anybody is over 10 who measures themselves properly.

Yet most females here have had sex with guys with 10 inch flaccid penis. Most of the guys here are 10 plus inches yet their pictures prove they arent. Unless you have pics to back up your claims then who cares. Infact the only threads that dont have to have pics should be the fantasy section. Nobody wants to see made up stories
 
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Wrong Section...Fictitious stories in the OTHER direction. I find it funny that everybody's current bf or husband is 11-15 but the divorce rate is so high lmao. But wow and I thought men lied about size now this takes the cake. So I can assume 11 on here = 7 and 13 = 8.5. I expect to hear this next. "OMG my bf has the biggest penis he is 20x13.5 and he fucks me from across the room and uses his gas powered penis to fight crime!"
 

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Lol Grif good point. I never seen so many lies in my life. You would assume men would lie about their own penises right? But any every thread there are either gay guys lying about this guy they met in the shower who was 12 inches flaccid or some women lying about how their current boyfriend or husband is 15 inches.

I think most females are just confused or naive when it comes to numbers. 1 female I used to talk to though I was 10 inches. On a good day i am only about 8 inches. She was like my last boyfriend was 9 and you look bigger than he was so you have to be 10. She wasnt my girlfriend and i didnt sleep with her so she had no reason to try to build me up.

I should put a picture of my dick here and claim to be 15 inches too, or better yet don't put a picture up. Just lie about how my 20 inch penis with the 15 inch girth is amazing.
 

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if it's a thread in Women's Issues, asking a question of women and posting women's responses...then what does it matter to you who's lying and who isn't? wow, stories about large penises on a forum about large penis issues! who'd have thunk it? just unclench and either contribute something of worth to the conversation or, novel idea, DON'T READ IT! :p
 

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Hang on, we get the shit for making up penis sizes when it's usually guys masquerading as women who are making the fictitious posts. Don't say we're naive or confused when it's mostly men who are posting this load of bollocks.
 

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Hang on, we get the shit for making up penis sizes when it's usually guys masquerading as women who are making the fictitious posts. Don't say we're naive or confused when it's mostly men who are posting this load of bollocks.

So true...
 

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Wrong Section...Fictitious stories in the OTHER direction. I find it funny that everybody's current bf or husband is 11-15 but the divorce rate is so high lmao. But wow and I thought men lied about size now this takes the cake. So I can assume 11 on here = 7 and 13 = 8.5. I expect to hear this next. "OMG my bf has the biggest penis he is 20x13.5 and he fucks me from across the room and uses his gas powered penis to fight crime!"



LMAO!!!!
 

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i'm curious as to how you know the size. the girls who say they're estimating makes a certain amount of sense, but i wonder...do the guys tell you? do you measure? are you carpenters who are used to eyeballing these things? ;)

i only ask because, while i consider myself a fairly well hung guy, i was talking to a friend of mine one night whom i had messed around with a couple of months before...we'd made out and gone down on each other. and she was telling her friends there that i was huge. i asked her just how big she thought i was. "I don't know...like, 10 inches?" i was flattered because i'm only 7! but i said i liked her estimate better, so we'd stick with that. :p

I think women do over estimate. I'm a little over 6" but my ex wife claimed I had a foot.
 

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Hang on, we get the shit for making up penis sizes when it's usually guys masquerading as women who are making the fictitious posts. Don't say we're naive or confused when it's mostly men who are posting this load of bollocks.

I agree with you 100%.

Also the fact that someone has been on this forum for years doesn't mean that they are really a woman. You can't even trust people who supposedly have pictures of themselves. I've seen dick pics from LPSG posted on other forums, and I know for sure that they are not the same members from LPSG.
 

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Mine is about 9.5 inches long when erect and exactly the same thickness as a Jimmy Dean sausage. Back in college, all of the girls I fucked used to call me Jimmy Dean because of that!!
 
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