Ladies, how do you like your

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by B_Hickboy, Mar 14, 2011.

  1. B_Hickboy

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    ice cream? The season will be upon us before you know it.
     
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    Homemade, with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and hot apple pie!
    Hmm... *drools*
     
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    Topped with strawberries!
     
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    I'd like to offer an opinion, but as this is a 'Women's Issue' I'll refrain for now and let the ladies weigh in first.
     
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    Not a woman's issue
     
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    LADIES, I said...
     
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    That's alright then :wink:
     
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    according to every chick flick ever produced, ice cream is so much a woman's issue.

    break up = ice cream bender
    friend's break up = you bring the ice cream
    celebrating = ice cream. and dancing around in your pjs to chick rock. bonus points for using a hairbruch as a microphone and jumping up and down on funiture.
    kids party = always a desperate run to the store for more.
    smexing around = ice cream is spoon fed.

    and after all the ice cream indulgence... women start to fret, gather in a angst cirle *usually in a out side dinner* to worry about waist size and what that ice cream is doing to their thighs.

    seriously, ice cream is a major woman's issue.
     
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    My response was a Hickism :wink:
     
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    Hickism are an art form, and you do it well, Mr. Cunning

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    Once or twice I have managed to outhick hick :wink:
     
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    Smooth and creamy with chocolate sauce and big NUTS
     
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    wonder what would happen if Hick out Hick'd you at Hickisms while you were out Hicking Hick?

    my money is on opening a door way to a parallel universe. :eek:

    where ice cream is mined as a power source to fuel a armada of warships waiting to invade our reality. for the purpose of inslaving us in the ice cream minds.
     
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    Ooooh! I'm a big fan of a scoop of praline pecan and a scoop of butter pecan with sliced bananas on top, caramel, peanut bits, and whipped cream. It looks more attractive with the banana underneath, but then you can't get one slice in every spoonful as easily. I'm like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally. I want every bite to be perfect.

    Or any blend with Heath bar bits, or crushed up Butterfinger bar, or blended with Snickers or Oreo cookies.

    If only I could eat dairy. *pouts*

    On the plus side, I've discovered that coconut milk ice cream is extremely delicious, even if it is very expensive. I think I may need open up that ice cream maker I got as a gift and start making my own concoctions.
     
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    We'll have to try it some day. Could be interesting. :smile:
     
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    Is there not a woman in the world who doesn't like ice cream very much? Is there truly more chance of finding a woman without a vagina?! (Reading that back, I have to wonder if I've crept over the boundary into insanity and not noticed haha.)
     
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    Yes please make some and either invite me or mail me some :biggrin1:

    I love coconut milk ice cream.
     
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    Yum. I'm coming to your house. Can I skip the peanuts and banana and have a drizzle of hot fudge? :yumyum:
     
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    LOL! I've met two women who don't like chocolate! TWO!

    So there's probably one or two women who don't like ice cream.

    Doesn't seem possible does it? :thinking:

    LOL, you're both welcome over at my house for ice cream! And you can have it any way you want it. :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
     
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