Ladies, how do you masturbate? How often?

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Do you have a "go to" way you do it? It seems like guys can jack off anywhere, anyhow. A friend of mine can only cum via masturbating if she's lying on her stomach. I can't get myself off sitting up or standing up (there's NO WAY I could ever do it in the shower!), I haven't even tried doing it while lying on my stomach since I was a kid.

I have to be on my back, preferably nude, and I seldom insert a finger(s). It's pretty much all clitoral (except the playing with my boobs part) and I use both hands. Although afterwards I do sometimes like to stick a finger or two into my wet pussy. It's sometimes fun to use a vibrator, but I prefer to do it the good, old fashioned way.

If I go a day without getting off at least once then I start getting grumpy.
 

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Not being rude but you sound like a dude.

Hey, that rhymes! [We got a muthaf@ckin' Shakespeare here!]

Seriously, you will have noticed that there hasn't exactly been a stampede of women answering this question. That's because women tend not to ask each other about this sort of thing. What do we care about how other women get off? However, we have noticed that MEN seem to be very interested in knowing this and they ask the question repeatedly. Indeed, if you do a search you will find that in every instance that this particular question has been asked, it has been asked by a man...

Women tend to be far more interested in knowing things around masturbation rather than about the nitty gritty of how other women go about doing it. So (for example) we might ask if women are grossed out when watching certain things (for instance). Or we might want to explore any physical issues we are having (i.e. slumps in desire, etc). I have never known of a woman to ask the question you are asking!

The language used to ask the question is also interesting. In terms of female diction and inflections, it's all wrong. There is more than a whiff of testosterone hanging over it.

I know you have been challenged on the gender thing before and you have said you are definitely a girl but girlfriend, my dude alarm is going off - loudly.
 

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Do you have a "go to" way you do it? It seems like guys can jack off anywhere, anyhow. A friend of mine can only cum via masturbating if she's lying on her stomach. I can't get myself off sitting up or standing up (there's NO WAY I could ever do it in the shower!), I haven't even tried doing it while lying on my stomach since I was a kid.

I have to be on my back, preferably nude, and I seldom insert a finger(s). It's pretty much all clitoral (except the playing with my boobs part) and I use both hands. Although afterwards I do sometimes like to stick a finger or two into my wet pussy. It's sometimes fun to use a vibrator, but I prefer to do it the good, old fashioned way.

If I go a day without getting off at least once then I start getting grumpy.


I agree with Runco you sound like a man and a poorly informed one at that. The female body is not designed in a manner that laying on ones belly could be used for masturbation.:rolleyes: :duh: As sensitive as my boobs are I have never played with them during masturbation. Whats the point? Seriouslym boobs do not cause climax . . . :cool:
 

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I agree with Runco you sound like a man and a poorly informed one at that. The female body is not designed in a manner that laying on ones belly could be used for masturbation.:rolleyes: :duh: . . :cool:

Not true. I knew a girl that said she could only get off while masturbating on her stomach.. and I think it is actually more common than you think....

however...


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Depends on who I'm talking to. There is someone who makes me want to touch myself every time he signs in. It's pretty awesome, he's good at getting me going.
 

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Wow. Okay, as someone fairly new to this site I suppose I may have wanted to look at previous threads before starting one with the topic that was on my mind at the time (having just done it). I'm torn between being amused that so many people apparently think I'm a guy and annoyed by it. Perhaps it would help to take a look at my stats. I don't have any scientific back up, but the fact that I'm bi may mean that I look at certain things more like a dude than a chick (which I freely admit and am rather proud of, actually).
 

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Wow. Okay, as someone fairly new to this site I suppose I may have wanted to look at previous threads before starting one with the topic that was on my mind at the time (having just done it). I'm torn between being amused that so many people apparently think I'm a guy and annoyed by it. Perhaps it would help to take a look at my stats. I don't have any scientific back up, but the fact that I'm bi may mean that I look at certain things more like a dude than a chick (which I freely admit and am rather proud of, actually).

You are not the only bisexual woman here so I am not convinced that that's it. But whatever. Most women probably won't answer this because most of us are far more interested in guys rather than other women...:rolleyes:
 

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I certainly don't claim to be representative of all bi women.

You're right about members being more interested in the men here (it is a site dedicated to The Penis). You're also right about women not discussing masturbation with each other, which is why I thought this would be a good place to bring it up.

I joined this site because my BF is a member and introduced me to it. It's an interesting site with a lot of conversation that a lot of us just can't have with most people in "real life."

As for defending the fact that I'm female, there's no way I could actually prove that on a website so it seems ridiculous to even try. :irked:
 

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I certainly don't claim to be representative of all bi women.

You're right about members being more interested in the men here (it is a site dedicated to The Penis). You're also right about women not discussing masturbation with each other, which is why I thought this would be a good place to bring it up.

I joined this site because my BF is a member and introduced me to it. It's an interesting site with a lot of conversation that a lot of us just can't have with most people in "real life."

As for defending the fact that I'm female, there's no way I could actually prove that on a website so it seems ridiculous to even try. :irked:

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I'm the boyfriend who introduced her to LPSG. Since I've had sex with her many many times, I'm pretty confident that she isn't a man. Your skepticism is misplaced this time.



Not being rude but you sound like a dude.

Hey, that rhymes! [We got a muthaf@ckin' Shakespeare here!]

Seriously, you will have noticed that there hasn't exactly been a stampede of women answering this question. That's because women tend not to ask each other about this sort of thing. What do we care about how other women get off? However, we have noticed that MEN seem to be very interested in knowing this and they ask the question repeatedly. Indeed, if you do a search you will find that in every instance that this particular question has been asked, it has been asked by a man...

Women tend to be far more interested in knowing things around masturbation rather than about the nitty gritty of how other women go about doing it. So (for example) we might ask if women are grossed out when watching certain things (for instance). Or we might want to explore any physical issues we are having (i.e. slumps in desire, etc). I have never known of a woman to ask the question you are asking!

The language used to ask the question is also interesting. In terms of female diction and inflections, it's all wrong. There is more than a whiff of testosterone hanging over it.

I know you have been challenged on the gender thing before and you have said you are definitely a girl but girlfriend, my dude alarm is going off - loudly.
 

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I'm the boyfriend who introduced her to LPSG. Since I've had sex with her many many times, I'm pretty confident that she isn't a man. Your skepticism is misplaced this time.


Way to stand up for your girl, Aloofman. :smile:

As for my answer, I like it on my stomach and my back. Playing with my breasts (nipples, expecially) are a huge part of climaxing for me, too.

If I'm going for a clitoral orgasm, I use my fingers or a vibrator. If I'm going for a g-spot orgasm, it's a g-spot vibe/dildo (not a straight one), or my fingers.

Those are two totally different orgasms for me, one having a much more aggressive, firmer touch than the other.
 

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When I was younger I used to only masturbate lying on my stomach. Now standing, sitting, back or stomach all work. I rarely do anything besides clitoral stimulation and I usually use a vibrator. It's an everyday thing for me since I am not in a relationship.
 

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Wow. Okay, as someone fairly new to this site I suppose I may have wanted to look at previous threads before starting one with the topic that was on my mind at the time (having just done it). I'm torn between being amused that so many people apparently think I'm a guy and annoyed by it. Perhaps it would help to take a look at my stats. I don't have any scientific back up, but the fact that I'm bi may mean that I look at certain things more like a dude than a chick (which I freely admit and am rather proud of, actually).

You joined the board at a time when the black chicks think they have much power. So they're ganging up on you like the KKK used to gang up on the blacks. That's all, it's politics for the internet bulletin board. These two claim to be having tons of excellent sex in real life, yet they spend oodles of time on the internet. There's a discrepancy. Oh, and, didn't you know that you can never disagree with colored people without it becoming racist?
 

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You joined the board at a time when the black chicks think they have much power. So they're ganging up on you like the KKK used to gang up on the blacks. That's all, it's politics for the internet bulletin board. These two claim to be having tons of excellent sex in real life, yet they spend oodles of time on the internet. There's a discrepancy. Oh, and, didn't you know that you can never disagree with colored people without it becoming racist?

You're thoroughly pathetic.

I read back over the thread after seeing your comment and there is nothing about race in it at all. Two posters had the opinion the OP was perhpas a man and YOU decided to single out the fact they are both black. What the fuck has that got to do with it? You're showing your racist ass again, Bette. Please fuck off and kill yourself.

OP - I don't think you sound like a guy. And, like a few others in the thread, I masturbate lying on my stomach sometimes. Not often, but sometimes I roll over on to my stomach and finish up that way because, well, it just feels right at the time.

For a guaranteed 'quick fix' two fingers and circular motion on my clit works best. When I have more time I have a variety of toys to play with in a variety of ways - masturbation where I can take my time and include some kind of penetration gives deeper, more satifying orgasms. But a quick fix is good too :smile:
 

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You joined the board at a time when the black chicks think they have much power. So they're ganging up on you like the KKK used to gang up on the blacks. That's all, it's politics for the internet bulletin board. These two claim to be having tons of excellent sex in real life, yet they spend oodles of time on the internet. There's a discrepancy. Oh, and, didn't you know that you can never disagree with colored people without it becoming racist?

I would like to know where and when we have been making these claims! As to spending 'oodles of time on the internet' I wish I could! I am too busy working to spend more than an hour a day here (tops) these days. Incidentally, I have no idea what race the OP is but as far as I am concerned, it's irrelevant. I have no views on her race (i.e. I couldn't care less). I just thought she sounded like a guy purely because her question was very graphic and was written in a way that guys would tend to write. Besides, I fail to see how I can be deemed a racist when I used to be married to white man.

It is abundantly clear to me that you are not right in the head. Whatever race agenda you are pushing rest assured that it does not apply here.