Ladies, How Much to Fuck Me?

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  1. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    I had a silly idea, this is just for fun. I want the ladies here to pretend you are a prostitute. Look at my pics and tell me if we were to meet, would you fuck me for free (on the house), or would you still make me pay.

    Guys, you can play along too.

    I'm not sure if this is ego stroking or what, I just thought it would be interesting and fun.:biggrin1:

    Be honest too, I'm a big boy, I can take it.:wink:
     
  2. The Dragon

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    I normally fuck men for free.
    But for you Sweet Cheeks, I'm willing to make an exception.
     
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    $100
     
  4. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Is that good or bad that you are making an exception if guys are normally fucked for free?:biggrin1:
     
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    i'd do u for free as long as u came back free of course
     
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    Both reasonable :biggrin1:
     
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    Okay since it was your birthday....$2400. But I get to see you roll around naked at the Chuck E ball pit. That in itself is worth at least a couple hundred!
    :dance:
     
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    :rofl:

    Alright, let me find an ATM.:tongue:
     
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    Cha-Ching!
     
  10. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    C'mon, you would really make me pay $2400? You are worth it however!

    But c'mon!!! Can I print off like an e-coupon or something?:biggrin1:
     
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    Mr Hardcock! What a question! I will PM you later.:wink:
     
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    I was actually saying what you should charge. But thank you! LOL
     
  13. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Is it a good or bad question? :biggrin1:
     
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    hmmmmm.....:wink::biggrin1:well.......I'll PM you later.
     
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    Grand total of $0.00...
     
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    I'm confused, are we supposed to give the amount Mr. Hardcock would be paying us for sex, or the amount we would pay Mr. Hardcock for sex?
     
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    Not sure but all of it is pretty funny!
     
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    Hey, what a cool avatar pic!
     
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    If I was girl it would be for free. If I were prostitute than 100$
     
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    Thanks!
     
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