Ladies, I need stroke material.

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_Hickboy, Feb 12, 2012.

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    Make a post that I can thwack to, please.
     
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    a man lost his penis to a weed "thwack"er accident
     
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    That's not exactly what I had in mind, but if you could make up a story about how they replaced it with a transplant from a donkey and then...

    You know.


    Do I have to do all the work?
     
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    there was blood every where he was screaming in pain and no one could help all because of a the weed "thwack"-er accident
     
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    Well, I plan to have a stroke from all the MSG that's in my Chinese food......
     
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    Homer voice: mmm cunt
     
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    Homercunt.


    Does this qualify as "Stroke Material?"


    *Runs and Hides*
     

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    I like it when you talk about your vagina. ooooooooooooh
     
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    This thread is bought to by the letter F for fap.
     
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    Y'know, when she takes a...Oh hell. Redacted in the name of taste. 'cause y'know, there are people eating.


    /Just look where Homer's ear is....
     
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    My sick mind had already taken me there.
     
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    Come on, ladies! Kellogg my zee!
     
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    Fine....stop taking your bp meds and run some stairs while listening to Newt Gingrich on the radio. Stroke time shouldn't be far behind.
     
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    I understand the OP's audacity, however I fail to see how this is a woman's issue.
     
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    Then, you have a lot to learn.


    Until then, Fuck OFF!!!1!!!!ONE!
     
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    Here is my contribution to your "stroke" material: :biggrin1:


    Breakfast
    half dozen fried eggs (however you like them but be sure they are fried)
    one pound pork sausage
    6 homemade biscuits and one large bowl of gravy
    Tall glass of chocolate milk

    Lunch
    Triple Cheeseburger with extra bacon, extra cheese.
    Supersized order for French Fries (veggie)
    Large Triple Thick Milkshake (chocolate is best)

    Supper
    one footlong pastrami, salami and smoked roast beef sandwhich on sourdough bread, double mayo, please
    Fried Pickes (veggie)
    32 ounce Diet Coca Cola
    2 boxes of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts (dessert)


    One large box of iodized salt (be sure to use plenty of this on your sandwiches and eggs to bring out the flavors)

    Eat this for a week and you should be prime for stroking....
     
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    Don't forget, lots and lots of black coffee, uber strong.

    Some Ritalin and No Doz, even a little "illicit" white powder, and bam, you'll be strokin' it up with Elvis in NO Time!
     
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