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mmm, mr MoT's todger would indeed be a great cock to have
I said I'd be back! As promised, a proper response now. Ms Enid, you don't want my todger really - it can't hold a decent conversation. But, if ever you want some boom-boom, let me know. :tongue:

nope..not me :)
Oh, too bad. :frown1: I've missed Ms Seaside.

Too kind, Ms Napalm. You'd prefer Willy Wonka really.

no fret, Ms. MoT. we'll take care of ya todg.0 while you're sleeping.
:eek: So, that's what I felt! :redface: You can clean the whipped cream off of my sheets - you're responsible. P.S. You have a lovely tongue action. :tongue:

Well, it is only fair to note that I have also wanted an MoT ever since the first time I saw one too. :wink:
:redface: You are too sweet! I wouldn't say no to a full AE treatment. :biggrin1:
 

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hmm i'd want the boy's peen. he is just loverly.

still... 6-6.5x5 would also be awesome. sized to fit me jenny and a good size for the handling.

Not one has said that they'd be happy with an average schlong! It does seem like they believe that having a big cock would boost their confidence.

pay attention to me!!!
:mad::tongue:

what Ms. Enid said. fantasy is fun and grand. the whole not cootering to the fragile penis ego is so troux faques.

hmm i never thought of reality as something i've settled for. the reality of the folks i get nekkid with has been pretty damn sweet.

for true? a large penis would make me feel a lil self conscious. maybe even a lil bit shy.

:eek: So, that's what I felt! :redface: You can clean the whipped cream off of my sheets - you're responsible. P.S. You have a lovely tongue action. :tongue:

not true. i am responsible for the vanilla clover honey, Ms. Altered brought the whip cream :tongue1:

the tongue, she is prehensile. :cool:
 
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not true. i am responsible for the vanilla clover honey, Ms. Altered brought the whip cream :tongue1:

the tongue, she is prehensile. :cool:
:eek: Holy sexual foods, Batman! That was you?! Ms MickeyLee is a cheeky minx. I wasn't going to say anything, as I'm a little shy. But, who is responsible for the jello? :tongue: I thought I felt more than one pair of hands, and tongues. :tongue: :wink: Naughty ladies brighten my day considerably. :biggrin1: I woke up feeling so refreshed, if a little sticky.
 

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Quoted:

Would you be happy to be average - say 5.75" long x 4.75" girth, or do you think would it affect your confidence? <<

Based on the results thus far, NONE of you would be content with average. What a shocker! lol

OUCH!!! :smileeek: Now that's what i call a Real Prick! :laugh2:

If it's pricks you're looking for... tada!

(Edited: Oops! A missed a page before submitting this. Seems there might be one or two women after all who would settle for something they couldn't tuck into their sock.)
 
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Damn you, crackoff - I came on to this thread, having read it earlier, to post that I'd be happy with a nice average 5.5 / 6 x 4.5 / 5 range and now you've made me look disingenuous!

But really, I'd like a nice average cock, if I had a cock.

Mind you, a cock would be of very little use to me other than jerking off because Hick has no interest in playing with cocks.
Well, there is this one...
 

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Darling MoT,

The Jello was all me. ;)

And while Willy Wonka is tempting with his chocolate goodness, what you have to offer, is far more delicious.
Curse you, you're doing the laundry then. That stuff stains. :tongue: MoT's nothing special, Mr Wonka is far more special than silly old me.
 

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Curse you, you're doing the laundry then. That stuff stains. :tongue: MoT's nothing special, Mr Wonka is far more special than silly old me.

Fine, I'll do the laundry. And I keep telling you, to stop with that nonsense!!! *smooches*
 

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Curse you, you're doing the laundry then. That stuff stains. :tongue: MoT's nothing special, Mr Wonka is far more special than silly old me.


Well we can't have you walking around in stained clothes!
It's unseemly.
Get naked...mmmm....much, much better!

Problem solved.
 

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