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I have had more than one woman measure my cock. The first was out of curiosity. She was reading in her "ladies magazine" that the average penis was 5-6 inches. Without warning, she grabs a measuring device, and says, "let's see how you compare" as she starts giving me a BJ. I knew I was in trouble. But I was hoping against hope. She measured.....4 1/2 inches. "Oh I know you can do better than that" as she sucked all she could for a couple more minutes. She knew from experience that it was as big as it would get. Once again grabbed the measuring tape, "Oh, just 4 1/2 inches".....I could sense very much the disappointment in her voice. "Now she knows" I thought to myself. She knows for sure I am below average. Well, she rolled back over and kept reading her magazine and didn't say another word about it.

Another time was when I was with a woman who was used to larger cocks. She was surprised mine was so small, since she readily said her last guy's was about double my length. She could tell that by how many hands she could get on my cock shaft compared to his (her one hand covered almost my entire cock shaft....as about 1/4" stuck out the top.......her X.....she said she could easily get both hands on his shaft and plenty to spare). She didn't know what our sizes were, as measuring a penis was not important to her.

One of her close friends told her what the average was. She told me what her friend had said. I told her that I was pretty far below the "norm", and that I thought it was actually shrinking. She didn't believe me and so the measuring ensued. First, she didn't believe when I told her I was only 4 1/2 inches. "I've never seen anyone that small", she said. But as she started to BJ and handjob me, I topped out at a whopping 4 1/4 inches. Yes, she was very shocked. I then asked her if mine was the smallest she had ever seen. "Oh yes baby, by a long ways", she answered.
 
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My last and my current boyfriend have a big cock. I tried to meassure them once, but they rejected the idea. I only tried to have a funny moment, just that.

Could someone explain to me why this happens?

If you wants i will be happy to be mesured by you! Usually girls are not interest in mesuring dicks! I know size doesnt matter and never knew a girl who had mesured me! The important is how someone use what he had but i woul be happy if girl a time will mesure me!
 

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you keep bragging about hubby but he's not a foolong..lol

LOL, I don't exactly call it bragging, Darling. The size is what it is and it's mine! No he's not nearly a footlong, thank heavens. Have you seen how long a ruler is?
 

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yes, and you'd be gutted with an apple in your mouth if he was carrying a subway size sandwhich in your mouth. im sure he is just happy with having you figuratively on a plate to feast. i blame porn for the fascination with unreal measurements. a lot of us are big on this site, but no one is 12". nor would most want to be. think about the kids! they'd have to a second cumming of michael phelps to swim up that canal.
 

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BigOO, I have had the same experiences as you with my husband. He refused to be measured, and I really couldn't figure out why. But I seriously wanted to know. I think he was afraid of being labeled a freak. I finally did measure him, though, because I claimed he was a foot long, and he denied it. So I said more? And he said no. Well, I kept on bugging him until he relented. And no, I'm not saying what it was.

awwh come on say say?How big was it?
 

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I would never measure nor ask my boyfriend for such a thing. It's big, feels great, he knows how to use it, that's all I care about. From spending a little time on here it would seem the guys are more interested in actual numbers.
 
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Getting measured by my GF was possibly one of the hottest things I've ever experienced
 

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I would never measure nor ask my boyfriend for such a thing. It's big, feels great, he knows how to use it, that's all I care about. From spending a little time on here it would seem the guys are more interested in actual numbers.


Bravo! Bravo!!! Mercury!
 

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I love getting measured. Part of it is the submissive nature of her "taking" such intimate details, part of it is ego, verification if you will. I can't even fathom a decently-sized guy rejecting his lady's request to do it.

I was first measured by a friend when we fooled around once (it was an ultimately failed attempt at FWB). She was pretty outspoken about how her previous bf was huge, so I knew she wasn't shy about the topic of size and offered to let her do it just for fun. She accepted and proceeded with a smile. It was an incredibly hot experience.

My wife and I joked about her measuring me a lot early on, but for some reason, she never wanted to when I'd mention it with more seriousness. I actually measured myself in front of her the first time, a result of some silliness between us leading up to that point. She even covered her eyes while I did it. At that very moment, though, it was like a switch went off and she was suddenly very into it. After re-checking my length for herself, she launched into, "This is what I want to see. It's the fatness that feels so good," and grabbed the tape and measured my girth, completely unsolicited.

Since then, she's measures me somewhat regularly Sometimes it's after seeing some "average size" info in a magazine or on TV--once she came up to me out of the blue and matter-of-factly asked, "How wide is your dick?" after happening upon this one magazine article. Other times, it's just for fun in some role-playing scenario, many of which she creates. She's every bit as into measuring as I am being measured now, possibly even more. It's really neat to me how it's gone from something I knew I enjoyed but she was initially hesitant to do to a full-blown shared fetish (for lack of a better term).
 
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i had never measured mine until the first time my girlfriend and I had sex. She was surprised and wanted to know how big it was. Admittedly, I was a bit hesitant, not knowing what she was looking for, but went with it. It was actually really hot.
 
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Interesting subject, anyone knows what happened to the original poster?
 
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BigOO, I have had the same experiences as you with my husband. He refused to be measured, and I really couldn't figure out why. But I seriously wanted to know. I think he was afraid of being labeled a freak. I finally did measure him, though, because I claimed he was a foot long, and he denied it. So I said more? And he said no. Well, I kept on bugging him until he relented. And no, I'm not saying what it was.

Why you keep it secret?
 

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My fiance (then) measured me a lot in our early days. Just as a little naughty play.

Admittedly it can be kind of a gut-check, especially for someone like me who frequently struggles to get those really rock-hard erections that put you at max size. Most of my erections are kinda wobbly and leave a fair amount of length on the table. But she was so geeked about my size and my penis generally that it was always really hot. She also liked holding it while I peed back then.

The downside to the girl breaking out the ruler is that you lose those porny overestimations, where the girl sees a 7.5-8 penis and tells her friends "omg it was 10 inches!!" I think I'm likely just as big or bigger than the guys that make the "10 inches" stories, but whatever. :rolleyes:
 
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