ladies: most comfortable position for buttsex?

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by dolfette, Aug 16, 2009.

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i like/she likes

  1. laying on her back

    41.0%
  2. laying on her front

    25.6%
  3. on her front with her arse raised

    30.8%
  4. doggy

    41.0%
  5. spooning

    35.9%
  6. cowgirl

    15.4%
  7. reverse cowgirl

    20.5%
  8. standing

    17.9%
  9. eeeeeeeeeeew! i would never do buttsex!!

    5.1%
  10. i want to do dolfette up the arse.

    33.3%
  1. dolfette

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    what makes you ouch?
    what makes you oooooo?
    what feels awkward?
    what feels right?
     
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    Why would YOU vote you moron? God, you're retarded.
     
  3. dolfette

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    because i'm a woman and i have a preference of position, moron.
    so it adds to the stats, moron.
    because others might be interested, moron.
     
  4. Symphonic

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    I wasn't expecting a strong reason. My expectations are rarely unfulfilled, much to my chagrin.
     
  5. dolfette

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    i think it's time for your nap, sweetie.
     
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    Good one! You give crap reasoning, I point out it's crap reasoning only proving you're doing stupid shit, and you come back with toddler nonsense!

    You are a master.
     
  7. dolfette

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    and you throw tantrums. they're really very impressive, kid.
     
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    OK, who pissed in Symphonics porridge this morning?
     
  9. dolfette

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    me :smile:
     
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    *adds Porridge Pisser to the list of things i know about Dolfette*

    on Sunday morning at 9:43am LPSG officially became the Anal Sex and Circumcision Debate Support Group. please take note of the change and address all correspondence accordingly.

    thank you,
    random member of ASCDSP

    *gonna vote "wanna do Ms. Dolfette in the arse." then i will run away for my own personal safety.*
     
  11. dolfette

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    porridge pissing could be a whole new fetish.
    there's a porn niche out there to be cornered!
    if i can distract you from buggering me for long enough, we could make our fortune.
    got any oats?
     
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    buggery is on hold until after i eat breakfast.

    strange but true, i'm making irish oats for breakie.

    please don't tinkle in breakfast. :frown: :puppy_dog_eyes:
     
  13. dolfette

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    ahahahahahaha!!

    bon appetit!
     
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    i wanna bang you in the butt
     
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    Only when bored.
     
  17. dolfette

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    judging by the voting it's quite popular.
    dangerous turn of phrase in a buttsex thread!
     
  18. B_cigarbabe

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    I just wanna do you in the butt or elsewhere you hot bitch!
    C.B.:saevil:
     
  19. D_Tina_Ciao

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    I like variety, lots of different positions, but do prefer vaginal. :>)

    (Uh, duh, Sym, dolfette *posted* this poll. I'm so tired of Symphonic's immaturity and short fuse. Eventually he'll get himself banned.)
     
    #19 D_Tina_Ciao, Aug 16, 2009
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  20. D_Suckleberry Hound

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    my wife finds it most comfortable to be standing while bent over the side of the bed
     
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