Ladies, My flanged Glans needs to rub your G-spot Right now!

[B_capslock]

I need help!! I need to rub a lady's G-spot right now!! My engorged, yet supple, flaring, flanged overhanging meaty tip needs to be smothered by your wet, velvety softness. In return I'll expertly massage your G-spot with a near centimeter overhang!

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

If you can find it your more then welcome to it. But i will wish you luck because for me an everyone else who has gone exploring it remains elusive

 

[Honey123]

I'm just curious how your engorged, yet supple, flaring, flanged overhanging meaty tip is a woman's issue?

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I'm just curious how your engorged, yet supple, flaring, flanged overhanging meaty tip is a woman's issue?

Good point.

 

[StraightCock4Her]

I'm just curious how your engorged, yet supple, flaring, flanged overhanging meaty tip is a woman's issue?

It's not?!?!

 

[AlteredEgo]

This thread sucks. Hard.

 

[Rubenesque]

what's a "flanged" glans?

 

[B_Think_Kink]

what's a "flanged" glans?

I'm guessing.. it means like flared... maybe?

 

[Rubenesque]

a flared glans..... how does that work then?

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Awww come on guys, he's horny.....humor the man a little bit!

 

[Rubenesque]

Awww come on guys, he's horny.....humor the man a little bit!

Oh alright then.....

Ooooooooooh baby, I love a cock in flares.... I'm so horrrrnyyyyyyy I love you loooooong time!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Hey it made me horny to read his verbal enthusiasm!

 

[The Dragon]

Moral of the story is...
Drinking and posting don't mix.
Your cock and what you want to do with it is NOT our problem.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Oh come on, quit being bitchy towards him about his post just because its on the womens board. We act all high and mighty on this board as if they arent welcome to post here.

We might be in the minority on this board as females, but we aren't superior to the other sex just because of that. How confusing it must be when we talk about big cocks all day and being horny and when a guy posts something like this we say "It's not MY problem!"

Lighten up!

 

[Rubenesque]

I think perhaps you need to read the OP again... it was slightly wanky and written in such a way as to suggest he thought we'd be queuing up to have a go!

I don't like it when it's assumed because you're on a forum like this you're easy and going to drop your drawers for the first bloke who tells you his cock is wearing flares and is "flanged".

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I think perhaps you need to read the OP again... it was slightly wanky and written in such a way as to suggest he thought we'd be queuing up to have a go!

I don't like it when it's assumed because you're on a forum like this you're easy and going to drop your drawers for the first bloke who tells you his cock is wearing flares and is "flanged".

I laughed out loud for real. Good one.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Oh come on ladies be nice. We have all typed stupid stuff when we were drunk and horny

haven't we :redface:

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I'm just glad he didnt have a never ending questionaire for us.

 

[Rubenesque]

I'm sure we have.... but I was only have a joke with it. Just didn't appreciate the implication I was being bitchy and to lighten up.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Denise i wasnt necessarily talking about your response in particular.