Ladies... please do not rate my dick

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Phil Ayesho, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. Phil Ayesho

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    I have no issues of inadequacy;
    no fears of falling short of expectations;

    I have no illusions that talking about my penis is intriguing or exciting for you in any way, shape, or form.


    I am not concerned over my thinning hair,
    have no comb-over, no toupee, no plugs, and no hair dye.

    I have no intention of foisting upon your shoulders the onerous task of salving my ego, building my self esteem, or correcting the damage done by previous relationships.

    I will not ask you to validate me in any other way than by earning your high regard thru my actions.
     
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    Well then why waste our time reading your pointless thread.
     
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    So we complain to them if they ask us to rate their dicks, and the minute one of them says, "Let me be an example for others!" we're gonna give him shit? yeah. Because THAT makes sense.
     
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    blah blah blah, why the fuck should I care if he doesn't need to be rated.. he has no pics, he made a pointless thread, he deserves to know it.
     
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    Perhaps the having no pics comes from lack of a need/desire to be rated. Why should you care if he has no need to be rated? Perhaps you shouldn't care. Ever occur to you that he wasn't talking to you, or is the sun shining directly from your ass these days?
     
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    I think the thread was kinda cool and I hope the guy doesn't feel bad about it cuz there's a gazillion pointless threads on here and at least this one isn't hey look at my dick. I don't mean to be mean but I'm kinda annoyed Think_Kink I think your answer was just mean and, umm, pointless :frown1:. I hope you're not having a bad day :wink:.
     
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    Reverse psychology?:tongue:
     
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    Good post.
     
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    Thank you Phil..you are a Sweetie.
     
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    i kinda agree with think_kink.

    im not a ratings hound but i do like the comments. in the end phil youre still after the same thing us other guys who like the ratings are after, and making this thread proves it. you want attention, so you go against the most common form of attention-garnering, and this gives you attention. yeah all of that post sounds nice, but if i were wrong you wouldnt have made this thread in the first place. you have no dick to rate. you ask that people give their validation of you by your actions, but any attention you would have had before this thread would have already been based on your actions intelligence and personality, which you have plenty of. you can do better than this thread phil. even as a funny commentary on the numerous ratings threads, i think you should just leave topics like this for those stupid guys who think women have no idea what reverse psychology is :biggrin1:
     
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    Oh get a grip. I don't have bad days.. I react to the information placed in front of my eyes.

    How the fuck don't we rate his cock.. or even give option to when he has no pics.. He ain't gaining any brownie points from me.
     
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    TK just made me create a new word, "chunt"!

    Its a combination of two words, both adjectives. Any guesses?
     
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    So glad you feel that way, cause I don't need anyone to validate me either.The older one gets, one realizes where the real values of life rest.

    Come on Phil lets take ourselves and skip into the sunset.
    "The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values."Norman Thomas

    Phil, this one is for you:

    YouTube - Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance

     
  14. Phil Ayesho

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    Thank you Cinnamon and Dragonfly and Jenuine and Tiff


    ...for getting it.
     
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    was this supposed to be some "statement" ....
    theres always someone like this on these forums!
    your on LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP!
    get used to the idea of guys posting pics of their big dicks and wanting girls to see them and compliment them...
     
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    Yikes, I know sometimes I can be a dick, but damn... give the guy some slack. I thought it was a very creative thread... and I read a little sarcasm into it.
     
  17. ManlyBanisters

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    You can please some of the people all of the time....

    :biggrin:
     
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    We like you! We really like you!
     
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    I mean there may as well just be a thread where girls rate any guy who goes on it. Why not? If thats what you're into by all means. Go ahead rate me if ya like, whats the diff?
     
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    This isn't too different from your own "OMG please rate my pussy!" thread.
     
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