Ladies Survey

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  1. SpoiledPrincess

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    The guys always seem to be having little surveys so I thought we could have one of our own. Most of them are multi choice to make it easy J

    1 – favourite household chore?
    A –Doing my nails.
    B – Organising my shoes.
    C – Masturbating.

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    A – Miss Manners Netiquette.
    B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.
    3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get.

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
    B – Put tapeworm eggs in his food.
    C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn
    .
    4 – Which of these do you own?
    A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.
    B – Pussy/clit pump.
    C – Stainless steel ball crusher with spike attachment.

    4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
    A – Lie to you.
    B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.
    C – Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
    A – Piss.
    B – Insert a tampon.
    C – Measure your waist.

    6 - What do you love most?
    A - Jewellery.
    B - Shoes.
    C - Men.

    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    A – Shopping.
    B – Eating chocolate.
    C – Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.
    B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off.
    C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain.

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In a suit.
    B - In a gladiators outfit.
    C - In a light vinaigrette.

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it.
    B - A penis for a day.
    C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    A - Ability to talk.
    B - Ability to think.
    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.
    B - Tireless tongue.
    C - Ability to put up shelves.

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    A - Cruella de Ville.
    B - Snow white.
    C - God.

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    A - Ebay.
    B - Shoewawa.
    C - LPSG.

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    ______________________________________

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    C - Buffy the vampire slayer.

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing.
    B - Cock and ball torture.
    C – Rimming.

    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    A - Battery acid tangy.
    B - Foul beyond all belief.
    C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .

    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin.
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
    C - Going to float about in limbo, I’ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    A - Strap on weekly.
    B - BDSM for beginners.
    C - Bitch boys in pink.


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    A - A cure for cancer.
    B - A vaccine against stupidity.
    C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.
     
  2. SassySpy

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    you're one tough anne robinson, SP. :smile:
     
  3. kuriousrebecca

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    1 – favourite household chore?
    A –Doing my nails.

    B – Organising my shoes.
    C – Masturbating. not a chore :)

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    A – Miss Manners Netiquette.
    B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.
    3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get.

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
    B – Put tapeworm eggs in his food.
    C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn
    .
    4 – Which of these do you own?
    A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.
    B – Pussy/clit pump.
    C – Stainless steel ball crusher with spike attachment.
    D - none of the above

    4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
    A – Lie to you.
    B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.
    C – Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
    A – Piss.
    B – Insert a tampon.
    C – Measure your waist.

    6 - What do you love most?
    A - Jewellery.
    B - Shoes.
    C - Men.

    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    A – Shopping.
    B – Eating chocolate.
    C – Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.
    B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off.
    C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain.

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In a suit.
    B - In a gladiators outfit.
    C - In a light vinaigrette.

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it.
    B - A penis for a day.
    C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    A - Ability to talk.
    B - Ability to think.
    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.
    B - Tireless tongue.
    C - Ability to put up shelves.

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    A - Cruella de Ville.
    B - Snow white.
    C - God.

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    A - Ebay.
    B - Shoewawa.
    C - LPSG.

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    jennifer love hewitt

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    C - Buffy the vampire slayer.

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing.
    B - Cock and ball torture.
    C – Rimming.

    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    A - Battery acid tangy.
    B - Foul beyond all belief.
    C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .

    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin.
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
    C - Going to float about in limbo, I’ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    A - Strap on weekly.
    B - BDSM for beginners.
    C - Bitch boys in pink.


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    A - A cure for cancer.
    B - A vaccine against stupidity.
    C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.
     
  4. Principessa

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    1 – favourite household chore?
    A –Doing my nails.


    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    A – Superglue his dick to his leg.

    .4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?

    B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?

    C – Measure your waist.

    6 - What do you love most?
    A - Jewelery


    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    A – Shopping.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off.

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?

    C - In a light vinaigrette.

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    A - Ability to talk.


    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.


    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    B - Snow white.

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    C - LPSG

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    George W. Bush

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - NCIS
    B - NCIS
    C - NCIS

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back, sac, and crack waxing.


    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?

    C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .

    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    B - BDSM for beginners.

    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?

    D - Developing a pill that men can take to make their cum taste like Hershey's chocolate syrup.
     
  5. D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah

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    1 – favourite household chore?
    C – Masturbating. - My fav chore of all the housework

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one. - If only it was that easy

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn - Public humiliation
    .
    4 – Which of these do you own?
    N/A - My dildo is only 8 1/2"

    4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
    A – Lie to you. - Betraying my trust is unforgivable

    .

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
    C – Measure your waist.- I dont even want to know that measuerment

    6 - What do you love most?
    C - Men. - I am a sucker for a nice guy


    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    B – Eating chocolate - It is a aphrodisiac


    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off. - They deserve to be hurt in the worst possible way

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In a suit. - Preferably his birthday suit
    .

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it.
    B - A penis for a day.
    I really cant choose between these two


    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping - I prefer shopping alone.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.- Do i really have to explain?
    .

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?.
    B - Snow white.- If only i had 7 men at my beck and call


    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    C - LPSG. - Where else would i be able to see cocks of this quality and in this quantity

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    ___Paris Hilton___________________________________

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - Buffy the vampire slayer. - Its all about Angel and women kicking ass
    .

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    B - Cock and ball torture. - All in the spirit of fun of course


    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?.
    C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .- From a cock not a cup though

    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin - Innocent until proven guilty :wink:


    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    C - Bitch boys in pink. - I love a man confident enough to wear pink


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.-I think it would be easy just to become a nun
     
  6. IntoxicatingToxin

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    1 – favourite household chore?
    A – Doing my nails.
    B – Organising my shoes.
    C – Masturbating.

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    A – Miss Manners Netiquette.
    B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.
    3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get.

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
    B – Put tapeworm eggs in his food.
    C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn
    .
    4 – Which of these do you own?
    A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.
    B – Pussy/clit pump.
    C – Stainless steel ball crusher with spike attachment.
    Sad to say, I own none... most likely to own the 10" vibe....

    4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
    A – Lie to you.
    B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.
    C – Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
    A – Piss.
    B – Insert a tampon.
    C – Measure your waist.

    6 - What do you love most?
    A - Jewelery.
    B - Shoes.
    C - Men.

    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    A – Shopping.
    B – Eating chocolate.
    C – Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.
    B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off.
    C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain.

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In a suit.
    B - In a gladiators outfit.
    C - In a light vinaigrette.

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it.
    B - A penis for a day.
    C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    A - Ability to talk.
    B - Ability to think.
    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.
    B - Tireless tongue.
    C - Ability to put up shelves.

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    A - Cruella de Ville.
    B - Snow white. - I have a bumper sticker that says, "I used to be Snow White but I drifted..."
    C - God.

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    A - Ebay.
    B - Shoewawa.
    C - LPSG.

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    Richard Simmons
    ______________________________________

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    C - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    I can't stand that show....

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing.
    B - Cock and ball torture.
    C – Rimming.

    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    A - Battery acid tangy.
    B - Foul beyond all belief.
    C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .
    Um... is there a middle ground between B and C?

    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin.
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
    C - Going to float about in limbo, I’ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    A - Strap on weekly.
    B - BDSM for beginners.
    C - Bitch boys in pink.


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    A - A cure for cancer.
    B - A vaccine against stupidity.
    C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.
     
  7. B_Think_Kink

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    1 – favourite household chore?
    A –Doing my nails.

    B – Organising my shoes.
    C – Masturbating. (Since I have a cleaning lady person)

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    A – Miss Manners Netiquette.
    B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.
    3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get.

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
    B – Put tapeworm eggs in his food.
    C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn
    .
    4 – Which of these do you own?
    A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length. (it is 10inches)
    B – Pussy/clit pump.
    C – Stainless steel ball crusher with spike attachment.

    4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
    A – Lie to you.
    B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.
    C – Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
    A – Piss.
    B – Insert a tampon.
    C – Measure your waist.

    6 - What do you love most?
    A - Jewellery.
    B - Shoes.
    C - Men.( make them gay, and I'll love you forever)

    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    A – Shopping.
    B – Eating chocolate.
    C – Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.
    B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off.
    C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain. (I like rain tho)

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In a suit.
    B - In a gladiators outfit.
    C - In a light vinaigrette.

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it.
    B - A penis for a day.
    C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    A - Ability to talk.
    B - Ability to think.
    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.
    B - Tireless tongue.
    C - Ability to put up shelves.

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    A - Cruella de Ville.
    B - Snow white. (white = innocent right?)
    C - God.

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    A - Ebay.
    B - Shoewawa.
    C - LPSG.

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    Marilyn Manson!!!!!

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - Nip / Tuck
    B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    C - Buffy the vampire slayer.

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing.
    B - Cock and ball torture.
    C – Rimming.

    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    Never tasted....

    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin.
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
    C - Going to float about in limbo, I’ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    A - Strap on weekly.
    B - BDSM for beginners.
    C - Bitch boys in pink.


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    A - A cure for cancer.
    B - A vaccine against stupidity.
    C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.
     
  8. ManlyBanisters

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    Great fun - nice one SP!

    1 – favourite household chore?

    C – Masturbating.

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?

    3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get.

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?

    D - None of the above - I really don't know what I'd do - I trust him so completely it has never occured to me
    .
    4 – Which of these do you own?
    A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.
    B – Pussy/clit pump.

    4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?

    C – Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
    B – Insert a tampon.

    6 - What do you love most?
    B - Shoes.
    C - Men.

    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    B – Eating chocolate. .

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?

    C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain.

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    B - In a gladiators outfit.

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?

    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.
    B - Tireless tongue.
    C - Ability to put up shelves. :biggrin1:

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    A - Cruella de Ville.


    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    A - Ebay.
    B - Shoewawa.
    C - LPSG. (sorry)

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    _____Most of them - mainly Madonna though__________________

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    DOCTOR WHO! (oops - sorry to shout)

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing.


    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    A - Battery acid tangy. (though I've never actually tasted battery acid :confused: )
    B - Foul beyond all belief.
    C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .

    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin.
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
    C - Going to float about in limbo, I’ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.
    D - Limbo has been officially abolished (and was for unbaptised innocents mainly, as I understand it) - I guess I'll hang out in Purgatory til someone puts a good word in for me...

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    A - Strap on weekly.
    B - BDSM for beginners.
    C - Bitch boys in pink.


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    A - A cure for cancer.
    B - A vaccine against stupidity.
    C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are
     
  9. naughty

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    1 – favourite household chore?
    A –Doing my nails.
    B – Organising my shoes.
    C – Masturbating.

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    A – Miss Manners Netiquette.
    B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.
    3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get.

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
    B – Put tapeworm eggs in his food.
    C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn
    .(None of the above)
    4 – Which of these do you own?
    A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.
    B – Pussy/clit pump.
    C – Stainless steel ball crusher with spike attachment.
    (None of the above)
    4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
    A – Lie to you.
    B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.
    C – Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
    A – Piss.
    B – Insert a tampon.
    C – Measure your waist.

    6 - What do you love most?
    A - Jewellery.
    B - Shoes.
    C - Men.

    (We have a three way tie)
    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    A – Shopping.
    B – Eating chocolate.
    C – Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.
    B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off.
    C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain.

    (May I chose D?)
    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In a suit.
    B - In a gladiators outfit.
    C - In a light vinaigrette.

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it.
    B - A penis for a day.
    C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    A - Ability to talk.
    B - Ability to think.
    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.
    B - Tireless tongue.
    C - Ability to put up shelves.

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    A - Cruella de Ville.
    B - Snow white.
    C - God.

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    A - Ebay.
    B - Shoewawa.
    C - LPSG.

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    _Nancy Pelosi_____________________________________

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    C - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    (NOT!)
    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing.
    B - Cock and ball torture.
    C – Rimming.
    (NOT)
    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    A - Battery acid tangy.
    B - Foul beyond all belief.
    C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .
    (I cant hear you! I cant hear you!)
    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin.
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
    C - Going to float about in limbo, I’ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    A - Strap on weekly.
    B - BDSM for beginners.
    C - Bitch boys in pink.


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    A - A cure for cancer.
    B - A vaccine against stupidity.
    C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are
     
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    Sexist:tongue: :rolleyes: :biggrin1:

    *just so you know, I love masturbation too*:smile:

    That's what you get for trying to make it all women.
     
  11. naughty

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    You do? Well, bless your heart, baby. Isnt that just precious? Now let me see if you can stick your bottom lip out as far as NIC? Smooches! :biggrin1:
     
  12. Epistasia

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    1 – favourite household chore?
    C – Masturbating. Definitely not a chore

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    A – Miss Manners Netiquette. Only because I have disabled PMs


    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn I might not tell her that he colects horse porn but she is one of my best friends and would probably be the first person I would go to
    .
    4 – Which of these do you own?
    A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length. I really do, I used to work at a sex shop and now I have all sorts of novelty items all over our apartment. I have a collection of glass dildos in plain view on the book shelf.

    4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
    D - Finish before I've had mine!

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
    B – Insert a tampon. I wish I didn't have to be there.

    6 - What do you love most?
    C - Men. Specifically my man!

    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    D - None of the above. Me on top no quetions asked.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services. LOL!

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In a suit. He's like my personal ken doll

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it. Since my man is as close to C as I care to get.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping. What can I say, I'm a hippy, I multiples of the same outfit and I only wear sandals. The other two are very importatnt.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    B - Tireless tongue. The huge cock is a nice extra though :biggrin1:

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    D - Alice in Wonderland Things just get curiouser and curiouser

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    D - Figleaves Double Ds and Vicky's Secret don't mix!


    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?

    Bush followed closely by Carrot Topp

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    D - Metalocolypse Brutal


    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing. hee hee

    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning . Maybe not a cup but I always enjoy a good load

    19 - When you die are you?
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants. I plan to take the throne one day after all. Princess of Darkness has a nice ring to it.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    D - High Times


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    B - A vaccine against stupidity. but then who would I devote my time to ridiculing
     
  13. diamond

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    1 &#8211; favourite household chore?
    A &#8211;Doing my nails.
    B &#8211; Organising my shoes.
    C &#8211; Masturbating. ( I have a cleaning lady)

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    A &#8211; Miss Manners Netiquette.
    B &#8211; Swap shop &#8211; swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.
    3 &#8211; Post a PM &#8211; post all those absolutely shite pm&#8217;s we get.

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    A &#8211; Superglue his dick to his leg.
    B &#8211; Put tapeworm eggs in his food.
    C &#8211; Tell his mum he collects horse porn
    .
    4 &#8211; Which of these do you own?
    A &#8211; Vibrator over 10 inches in length.
    B &#8211; Pussy/clit pump.
    C &#8211; Stainless steel ball crusher with spike attachment.

    4 &#8211; What&#8217;s the worst thing a man can do?
    A &#8211; Lie to you.
    B &#8211; Call out another woman&#8217;s name when he cums.
    C &#8211; Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

    5 - Which of these won&#8217;t you do in front of a man?
    A &#8211; Piss.
    B &#8211; Insert a tampon.
    C &#8211; Measure your waist.
    D- Get on a scale in front of a guy

    6 - What do you love most?
    A - Jewellery.
    B - Shoes.
    C - Men.

    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    A &#8211; Shopping.
    B &#8211; Eating chocolate.
    C &#8211; Rubbing crisp clean &#163;50 notes against your snatch.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    A &#8211; Put all men in stud farms where they&#8217;d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.
    B &#8211; Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off.
    C &#8211; Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain.

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In a suit.
    B - In a gladiators outfit.
    C - In a light vinaigrette.

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of &#163;50 in it.
    B - A penis for a day.
    C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    A - Ability to talk.
    B - Ability to think.
    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.
    B - Tireless tongue.
    C - Ability to put up shelves.

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    A - Cruella de Ville.
    B - Snow white.
    C - God.

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    A - Ebay.
    B - Shoewawa.
    C - LPSG.

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    ______________________________________

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    C - Buffy the vampire slayer.

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing.
    B - Cock and ball torture.
    C &#8211; Rimming.

    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    A - Battery acid tangy.
    B - Foul beyond all belief.
    C - Delicious, I&#8217;d love to chug a cup every morning .

    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I&#8217;ve led a blameless life of altruism and I&#8217;m still a virgin.
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
    C - Going to float about in limbo, I&#8217;ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    A - Strap on weekly.
    B - BDSM for beginners.
    C - Bitch boys in pink.


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    A - A cure for cancer.
    B - A vaccine against stupidity.
    C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.
    http://www.lpsg.org/images36/statusicon/user_online.gif http://www.lpsg.org/images36/buttons/report.gif
     
  14. modernluv

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  15. bluekarma

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    1 &#8211; favourite household chore?
    C &#8211; Masturbating.

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?

    3 &#8211; Post a PM &#8211; post all those absolutely shite pm&#8217;s we get.

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    A &#8211; Superglue his dick to his leg.

    .
    4 &#8211; Which of these do you own?
    A &#8211; Vibrator over 10 inches in length.


    4 &#8211; What&#8217;s the worst thing a man can do?
    A &#8211; Lie to you.
    B &#8211; Call out another woman&#8217;s name when he cums.

    5 - Which of these won&#8217;t you do in front of a man?
    A &#8211; Piss.
    B &#8211; Insert a tampon.
    C &#8211; Measure your waist.
    I would do all of these in front of a man

    6 - What do you love most?
    A - Jewellery.
    B - Shoes.
    C - Men.

    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    .
    C &#8211; Rubbing crisp clean &#163;50 notes against your snatch.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    A &#8211; Put all men in stud farms where they&#8217;d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.


    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In asuit.
    B - In a gladiators outfit.
    C - In a light vinaigrette.

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of &#163;50 in it.
    B - A penis for a day.
    C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    A - Ability to talk.
    B - Ability to think.
    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.
    B - Tireless tongue.
    C - Ability to put up shelves.

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    A - Cruella de Ville.
    B - Snow white.
    C - God.

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    A - Ebay.
    B - Shoewawa.
    C - LPSG.

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?

    Britney Spears since there were no options

    ______________________________________

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - Buffy the vampire slayer. - Okay, but I would've said Seinfeld
    B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    C - Buffy the vampire slayer.

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing.
    B - Cock and ball torture.
    C &#8211; Rimming.

    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    A - Battery acid tangy.
    B - Foul beyond all belief.
    C - Delicious, I&#8217;d love to chug a cup every morning .

    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I&#8217;ve led a blameless life of altruism and I&#8217;m still a virgin.
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
    C - Going to float about in limbo, I&#8217;ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    A - Strap on weekly.
    B - BDSM for beginners.
    C - Bitch boys in pink.


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    A - A cure for cancer.
    B - A vaccine against stupidity.
    C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.
     
  16. B_Danni-licks

    B_Danni-licks New Member

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    1 – favourite household chore?

    C – Masturbating.

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.


    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
    .
    4 – Which of these do you own?
    A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.

    4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
    B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?

    B – Insert a tampon.


    6 - What do you love most?
    B - Shoes.
    &
    C - Men.

    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    A – Shopping.
    &
    B – Eating chocolate.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In a suit.
    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    A - Ability to talk.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.
    &
    B - Tireless tongue.

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    A - Cruella de Ville.

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?

    C - LPSG.

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    _N/A_____________________________________

    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    C - Buffy the vampire slayer.

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing.
    B - Cock and ball torture.
    C – Rimming.

    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    A - Battery acid tangy.

    19 - When you die are you?
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    A - Strap on weekly. lol

    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    A - A cure for cancer.
    B - A vaccine against stupidity.


    good one all round

    well done
     
  17. Ethyl

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    1 – favourite household chore?
    A –Doing my nails.
    B – Organising my shoes.
    C – Masturbating.

    2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
    A – Miss Manners Netiquette.
    B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.
    3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get.

    3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
    A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
    B – Put tapeworm eggs in his food.
    C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn.
    D - None of the above. I'd rather make him sweat as he waits, nervously wondering what i'll do and when.
    .
    4 – Which of these do you own?
    A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.
    B – Pussy/clit pump.
    C – Stainless steel ball crusher with spike attachment.

    4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
    A – Lie to you.
    B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.
    C – Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

    5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
    A – Piss.
    B – Insert a tampon.
    C – Measure your waist.
    D - None of the above.

    6 - What do you love most?
    A - Jewellery.
    B - Shoes.
    C - Men.

    7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
    A – Shopping.
    B – Eating chocolate.
    C – Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch.

    8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
    A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.
    B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off.
    C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain.

    9 - How do you like your man dressed?
    A - In a suit.
    B - In a gladiators outfit.
    C - In a light vinaigrette.
    D - All of the above.

    10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
    A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it.
    B - A penis for a day.
    C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

    11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
    A - Ability to talk.
    B - Ability to think.
    C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

    12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
    A - Huge cock.
    B - Tireless tongue.
    C - Ability to put up shelves.

    13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
    A - Cruella de Ville.
    B - Snow white.
    C - God. Or Goddess in my case. :tongue:

    14 - Which is the best web site ever?
    A - Ebay.
    B - Shoewawa.
    C - LPSG.

    15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
    Tom Cruise
    ______________________________________
     
  18. Ethyl

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    16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
    A - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
    C - Buffy the vampire slayer. I really didn't like A or B very well.

    17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
    A - Back sac and crack waxing.
    B - Cock and ball torture.
    C – Rimming.

    18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
    A - Battery acid tangy. Unless they drink lots of juice.
    B - Foul beyond all belief.
    C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .

    19 - When you die are you?
    A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin.
    B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
    C - Going to float about in limbo, I’ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.
    D. coming back reincarnated as a pembroke welsh corgi. Mine's living like a queen.

    20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
    A - Strap on weekly.
    B - BDSM for beginners.
    C - Bitch boys in pink.


    21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
    A - A cure for cancer. Would have chosen B but there's no ethical way to make it mandatory.
    B - A vaccine against stupidity.
    C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.
     
  19. Lordpendragon

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    Great thread SP.

    I particularly like the ladies who choose Huge Cock and then say they most represent Snow White (is that a new term for a facial?).
     
  20. Mr. Snakey

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    Yes i like that too. You can a facial in a beauty parlor. Snow White is a better term.:tongue:
     
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