The guys always seem to be having little surveys so I thought we could have one of our own. Most of them are multi choice to make it easy J 1 favourite household chore? A Doing my nails. B Organising my shoes. C Masturbating. 2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums? A Miss Manners Netiquette. B Swap shop swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one. 3 Post a PM post all those absolutely shite pms we get. 3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do? A Superglue his dick to his leg. B Put tapeworm eggs in his food. C Tell his mum he collects horse porn . 4 Which of these do you own? A Vibrator over 10 inches in length. B Pussy/clit pump. C Stainless steel ball crusher with spike attachment. 4 Whats the worst thing a man can do? A Lie to you. B Call out another womans name when he cums. C Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round. 5 - Which of these wont you do in front of a man? A Piss. B Insert a tampon. C Measure your waist. 6 - What do you love most? A - Jewellery. B - Shoes. C - Men. 7 - What is your favourite sexual act? A Shopping. B Eating chocolate. C Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch. 8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act? A Put all men in stud farms where theyd be kept out of mischief until we required their services. B Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off. C Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain. 9 - How do you like your man dressed? A - In a suit. B - In a gladiators outfit. C - In a light vinaigrette. 10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for? A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it. B - A penis for a day. C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind. 11 - Which of these is the least important in a man? A - Ability to talk. B - Ability to think. C - Ability to carry tons of shopping. 12 - Which of these is the most important in a man? A - Huge cock. B - Tireless tongue. C - Ability to put up shelves. 13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with? A - Cruella de Ville. B - Snow white. C - God. 14 - Which is the best web site ever? A - Ebay. B - Shoewawa. C - LPSG. 15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public? ______________________________________ 16 - Whats the best tv series ever? A - Buffy the vampire slayer. B - Buffy the vampire slayer. C - Buffy the vampire slayer. 17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue? A - Back sac and crack waxing. B - Cock and ball torture. C Rimming. 18 - How would you describe the taste of cum? A - Battery acid tangy. B - Foul beyond all belief. C - Delicious, Id love to chug a cup every morning . 19 - When you die are you? A - Going to heaven - Ive led a blameless life of altruism and Im still a virgin. B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants. C - Going to float about in limbo, Ive done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road. 20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to? A - Strap on weekly. B - BDSM for beginners. C - Bitch boys in pink. 21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to? A - A cure for cancer. B - A vaccine against stupidity. C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.