Ladies Survey

[SpoiledPrincess]

I love the way that some of us have changed the multi choice answer but never when it's one of the nastier choices. Be afraid, be very afraid

It's been pointed out that I didn't fill in my own survey so here goes.

1 – favourite household chore?.
C – Masturbating.

2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get.

3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn – I actually did this, it was one of the most satisfying moments of my life, it’s never a good idea to piss me off and he should have known that.
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4 – Which of these do you own?
A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.
B – Pussy/clit pump.

4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
A – Lie to you.

5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
A – Piss.
B – Insert a tampon.
C – Measure your waist.
I’ll do them all, I have no inhibitions.

6 - What do you love most?
C - Men.

7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
A – Shopping.

8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.

9 - How do you like your man dressed?
B - In a gladiators outfit.

10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
B - Ability to think.

12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
C - Ability to put up shelves.

13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
C - God.

14 - Which is the best web site ever?
A - Ebay.
B - Shoewawa.
C - LPSG.
I really can’t decide, I love them all.

15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
Carole Vorderman, I hate the skanky publicity seeking whore, she’s occasionally been on four channels simultaneously grrr!!!!

16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
A - Buffy the vampire slayer.

17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
C – Rimming.-yum bottoms are like little pink pouting mouths.

18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
A - Battery acid tangy.

19 - When you die are you?
B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.-I’m already making a list of new and unusual punishments.

20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
A - Strap on weekly.

21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
B - A vaccine against stupidity.

 

[the_reverend]

sorry, but i just have to show the love:

16. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

(Firefly and Angel are better, but none of it would've been possible without Whedon's original televised brilliance. :-D )

 

[Aisliv]

1 – favourite household chore?
A –Doing my nails.
B – Organising my shoes.
C – Masturbating.

2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
A – Miss Manners Netiquette.
B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.
3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get. :wink:

3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
B – Put tapeworm eggs in his food.
C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn - (too much good ansewrs to have one)
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4 – Which of these do you own?
None :tongue:

4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
A – Lie to you.
B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.
C – Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
A – Piss.
B – Insert a tampon.
C – Measure your waist.

6 - What do you love most?
A - Jewellery.
B - Shoes. at the moment yes shoes are better..
C - Men.

7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
A – Shopping.
B – Eating chocolate. :tongue:
C – Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch.

8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.
B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off. - (but the A for the rest of men that didnt hurt me)
C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain.

9 - How do you like your man dressed?
A - In a suit.
B - In a gladiators outfit.
C - In a light vinaigrette.

10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it. (I really need money!! :redface: )
B - A penis for a day.
C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
A - Ability to talk. (He can express in other ways!! :biggrin1: )
B - Ability to think.
C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
A - Huge cock.
B - Tireless tongue.
C - Ability to put up shelves.

13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
A - Cruella de Ville.
B - Snow white.
C - God.

14 - Which is the best web site ever?
A - Ebay.
B - Shoewawa.
C - LPSG.

15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
All those brainless tv girls like Paris Hilton!!!
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16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
I love a lot of shows but Buffy is in my top ten.. yes!!


17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
A - Back sac and crack waxing.
B - Cock and ball torture. (just for try...)
C – Rimming.

18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
Never tryed..

19 - When you die are you?
A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin. ( but that doesnt mean that I am an angel too!! )
B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
C - Going to float about in limbo, I’ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.

20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
A - Strap on weekly.
B - BDSM for beginners.
C - Bitch boys in pink. (but another color?!)


21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
A - A cure for cancer.
B - A vaccine against stupidity.
C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.
Here I have really really to choose all the three answer..!! :biggrin1:

Really enjoyed!!

 

[NikkiSizeQueen]

1 – favourite household chore?

C – Masturbating.

2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
A – Miss Manners Netiquette.

3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
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4 – Which of these do you own?
A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.

4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
A – Lie to you.

5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
B – Insert a tampon.

6 - What do you love most?
C - Men.

7 - What is your favourite sexual act?

C – Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch.

8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain.

9 - How do you like your man dressed?
A - In a suit.


10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
A - Huge cock.

13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
C - God.

14 - Which is the best web site ever?
C - LPSG.

15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
Johnny Depp______________________________________

16 - Whats the best tv series ever?

17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
A - Back sac and crack waxing.

18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .

19 - When you die are you?
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B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.

20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
A - Strap on weekly.


21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.

 

[Aitch]

1 – fave household chore?
A –Doing nails.
B – Organising shoes.
C – Masturbating. - though it's hardly a 'chore'!

2 - Which new section could LPSG add?
A – Miss Manners Netiquette
B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand new one.
3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get.

3 - When your guy cheats on you what d'you do?
A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
B – Put tapeworm eggs in his food.
C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn
D - Dump him. - like I just did!
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4 – Do do you own?
A – Vibrator over 10 ins in length.
B – Pussy/clit pump.
C – Stainless steel ball crusher with spike attachment.

4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
A – Lie to you. - WITHOUT A DOUBT!
B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.
C – Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

5 - Not in front of a man?
A – Piss.
B – Insert a tampon.
C – Measure your waist.

6 - What do you love most?
A - Jewellery.
B - Shoes.
C - Men.

7 - Whats your favourite sex act?
A – Shopping. - with someone elses credit card!
B – Eating chocolate.
C – Rubbing £50 notes against your snatch.

8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.
B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off. - yes please!
C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey etc

9 - How do you like your man dressed?
A - In a suit. - where's the 'straightjacket' option?
B - Gladiators outfit.
C - Light vinaigrette.

10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
A - A magical purse that always had £50 in it. - I'm a low earner. I'm not avaricious, honest!
B - A penis for a day.
C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock & filthy mind.

11 - Least important in a man?
A - Ability to talk.
B - Ability to think.
C - Ability to carry shopping. - home delivery!

12 - Most important attribute in a man?
A - Huge cock.
B - Tireless tongue. - one that doesnt lie.
C - Ability to put up shelves.

13 - Character you most closely identify with?
A - Cruella de Ville. - I got likened to ole Cruella earlier today. Spooky!
B - Snow white.
C - God.

14 - Best web site?
A - Ebay.
B - Shoewawa.
C - LPSG.

15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
Paris Hilton

16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
A - Buffy the vampire slayer.
B - Buffy the vampire slayer.(Whatever!)
C - Buffy the vampire slayer.

17 - Most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
A - Back sac & crack waxing.
B - Cock & ball torture. - now you're talkin!
C – Rimming.

18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
A - Battery acid tangy.
B - Foul beyond all belief.
C - Delicious, I love to chug a cup every morning .
Pass - none of the above.

19 - When you die are you?
A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism & I’m still a virgin.
B - Going straight to hell where I'll sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him brilliant ideas for torturing malfeasants. - Oooooh, sounds exciting!
C - Going to float about in limbo, I’ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.

20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
A - Strap on weekly.
B - BDSM for beginners. - Blimey! They do subscriptions?
C - Bitch boys in pink.


21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
A - A cure for cancer.
B - A vaccine against stupidity.
C - Developing an ankle strap shoe as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are. - If only!

 

[JennyS]

1 – favourite household chore?

C – Masturbating.

2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?

D -- Massive Load Support Group: For those blessed members who really hose things down.

3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?

D - Would I have to do anything? Never touching me again, ever, should be punishment enough. *strut*
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4 – Which of these do you own?

D - Damnit, I'm so boring. I do have a shower massager though.

4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
A – Lie to you.


5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?

D - Poop (Although I'd be worried if he wanted to watch me put a tampon in )

6 - What do you love most?

D - One particular man

7 - What is your favourite sexual act?

C – Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch (don't I wish, haha)

8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?

C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain. I'd be sure to add an adults-only section though.

9 - How do you like your man dressed?

D - Between you and me? In one of my nightgowns, haha.

10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it.


11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?

C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
B - Tireless tongue.

13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
B - Snow white.

14 - Which is the best web site ever?

C - LPSG.

15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
Jack Thompson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney))

16 - Whats the best tv series ever?

D - Buffy the vampire slayer... just kiddin, Heroes

17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?

D - Eww

18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .

19 - When you die are you?
A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin. (virgin, anyways)


20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?

C - Bitch boys in pink.

21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
B - A vaccine against stupidity.

 

[Marlboro woman]

1 – favourite household chore?

C – Masturbating. I have a cleaner.

2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
A – Miss Manners Netiquette.


3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?

C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn
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4 – Which of these do you own?
A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.


4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?

B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.


5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
A – Piss.
B – Insert a tampon.
C – Measure your waist.
None!

6 - What do you love most?
B - Shoes.

7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
A – Shopping.


8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.


9 - How do you like your man dressed?

B - In a gladiators outfit.


10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?

C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?

B - Ability to think.


12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
A - Huge cock.


13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
A - Cruella de Ville.


14 - Which is the best web site ever?

C - LPSG.

15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?

George W Bush
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16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
A - Buffy the vampire slayer.
B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
C - Buffy the vampire slayer.

17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?

B - Cock and ball torture.


18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?

B - Foul beyond all belief.


19 - When you die are you?

B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.


20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?

B - BDSM for beginners.



21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?

C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

*bump*

This was a fun thread! More responses from some current female members would be fun too.

 

[ourkid]

This is an awesome thread............I can't believe how many girls here have 10" dildos though!

 

[ScorpioSlut]

The guys always seem to be having little surveys so I thought we could have one of our own. Most of them are multi choice to make it easy J

1 – favourite household chore?
A –Doing my nails.
B – Organising my shoes.
C – Masturbating.

2 - Which new section could LPSG add to its forums?
A – Miss Manners Netiquette.
B – Swap shop – swap your old unwanted man for a brand spanking new one.
3 – Post a PM – post all those absolutely shite pm’s we get.

3 - If your guy cheated on you what would you do?
A – Superglue his dick to his leg.
B – Put tapeworm eggs in his food.
C – Tell his mum he collects horse porn
.
4 – Which of these do you own?
A – Vibrator over 10 inches in length.
B – Pussy/clit pump.
C – Stainless steel ball crusher with spike attachment.

4 – What’s the worst thing a man can do?
A – Lie to you.
B – Call out another woman’s name when he cums.
C – Put the toilet paper on the wrong way round.

5 - Which of these won’t you do in front of a man?
A – Piss.
B – Insert a tampon.
C – Measure your waist.

6 - What do you love most?
A - Jewellery.
B - Shoes.
C - Men.

7 - What is your favourite sexual act?
A – Shopping.
B – Eating chocolate.
C – Rubbing crisp clean £50 notes against your snatch.

8 - If you were Queen of the Universe what would be your first act?
A – Put all men in stud farms where they’d be kept out of mischief until we required their services.
B – Cause the knob of every guy who ever hurt or insulted you to turn green and drop off.
C – Turn the world into a land of milk and honey where lollipops grow on trees and there's always a rainbow but never rain.

9 - How do you like your man dressed?
A - In a suit.
B - In a gladiators outfit.
C - In a light vinaigrette.

10 - If a genie gave you one wish what would you wish for?
A - A magical purse that always had the equivalent of £50 in it.
B - A penis for a day.
C - A tireless sex slave with a huge cock and filthy mind.

11 - Which of these is the least important in a man?
A - Ability to talk.
B - Ability to think.
C - Ability to carry tons of shopping.

12 - Which of these is the most important in a man?
A - Huge cock.
B - Tireless tongue.
C - Ability to put up shelves.

13 - Which of these characters do you most closely identify with?
A - Cruella de Ville.
B - Snow white.
C - God.

14 - Which is the best web site ever?
A - Ebay.
B - Shoewawa.
C - LPSG.

15 - Which famous person would you most like to see tarred, feathered and forced to do the funky chicken naked in public?
__________________Tom Green____________________

16 - Whats the best tv series ever?
A - Buffy the vampire slayer.
B - Buffy the vampire slayer.
C - Buffy the vampire slayer.

17 - Which of these do you think is the most worthwhile hobby a woman can pursue?
A - Back sac and crack waxing.
B - Cock and ball torture.
C – Rimming.

18 - How would you describe the taste of cum?
A - Battery acid tangy.
B - Foul beyond all belief.
C - Delicious, I’d love to chug a cup every morning .

19 - When you die are you?
A - Going to heaven - I’ve led a blameless life of altruism and I’m still a virgin.
B - Going straight to hell where I will sit at the right hand of my dark master feeding him really good ideas for torturing malfeasants.
C - Going to float about in limbo, I’ve done more than my fair share of naughty but I did once help a blind nun across the road.

20 - Which magazine would you be most likely to subscribe to?
A - Strap on weekly.
B - BDSM for beginners.
C - Bitch boys in pink.


21 - Which endeavour should scientists be devoting their time to?
A - A cure for cancer.
B - A vaccine against stupidity.
C - Developing an ankle strap shoe with a four and a half inch heel that was as comfortable as ugly flat nun shoes are.