Ladies - tell us about how/where you masturbate..

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  1. NottsBound

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    I love hearing real girls talk about how they masturbate, it's just about the horniest thing. So please... as much detail as possible - where you were, what you were wearing, how you do it, how it feels, ever let your partner watch? done it in public etc etc stories please!
     
  2. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Threads like these aren't appreciated this forum because it just exploits the fact that women congregate here and men are using the little Women's Forum corner for masturbation material.

    If you look back in this forum there will be other questions where women have answered. Do a search on the keyword masturbation and look at the category of the post, if its in the women's issue section there will likely be a few women and a ton of gay men answering. There ya go.

    I also encourage the new ladies who feel tempted to share their stories to consider that posts like these degrade our forum and keep it more about being used as masturbation fodder rather than anyone truly caring to hear about us. Look back in the forums for proper questions that weren't asked by a guy begging to hear stories of public masturbation for obvious reasons and answer those instead.

    We are working hard collectively to keep the board with appropriate questions so it isnt used as an Adult Female Stories board where a bunch of guys negate our history by merely using it for jacking off.
     
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  3. dolfette

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    this forum is called,

    women's issues

    NOT

    women, you're really only here to help arseholes orgasm so put out.

    if you want women whose sole purpose on the internet is to get you off, try a cam site.
     
  4. Suavecitita

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    I'm usually in one of the rooms in my house, I usually take all my clothes off, How I do it - I put one of my many favorite DVD Porn Movies and I have baby oil and napkin and the remote next to me. I usually spread some oil on my pussy and my nipples, since it the most I play with. I have to remote so I can fast forward to my favorite sex scene. One hand is playing with my clit and the other hand is playing, twisting my nipple. I usually end up watching about 4 or 5 different sex scenes up to the point where I climax. It feels soo damn good after I finish, I also feel calm and relaxed. :tongue: I've never let my partner watch, and one time I've done it in the undergound parking lot of my work.
     
  5. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    ^ You forgot to add "Then i wash the semen off of my Adam's Apple"
     
  6. the_new_godiva

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    I personally don't wash it off; I just wipe it with whatever's handy. Usually a sock.
     
  7. palmboy

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    These threads are pretty ridiculous. I wish they weren't so abundant, as almost all of them are pretty similar and stupid. Obviously the product of some very lonely people and pretty easy to shrug off. If only there weren't so many of them!
     
  8. ManlyBanisters

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    I'm grateful to the OP, though, for being honest about his motivation.

    NottsBound, there is plenty of the kind of thing you are looking for on this site, as Red says, you just have to search around for it.
     
  9. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    I love how MB calls me Red or Redster. She's our LPSG Queen as far as I'm concerned ;) She's always looking out for us and kicks our asses when we need it too! MB off topic for a moment, are you in the US now or did HB relocate??
     
  10. ManlyBanisters

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    Still in France at the mo. I'll PM you, Red.
     
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    ^Nah, I didn't forget, I'll just add, "I take a shower after I'm done", since I don't have an adam's apple.
     
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    in the shower before work usually with the pulsating high power setting, then I can at least make it through traffic relaxed.
     
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    MRogue I really don't see that
    what I do see the is some heavy female paranoia...
    I mean I'm pretty sure every gallery on the site is in some way helpful to the ladies...
     
  15. Wish-4-8

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    Usually I skip these threads. But It occured to me that there is entertainment value in watching the OP get ripped a new one.
     
  16. D_Wally Walnuts

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    This works for me.
     
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    Ok ok, i'll share

    I start watching porn, usually something with a guy who has a very tan, built body with a tribal tattoo or two. It helps if he doesn't get very hard and slaps the girls face with his partially limp dick. Once i get nice and hot over that, i move on to more rough and tumble stuff....where the guy relentlessly pounds the ass of some poor chick who is nearly on the verge of tears. For some reason i take pleasure in her pain, knowing there is no way he's going to let up in the next 20 minutes of cut scenes. Just when I'm putting myself in her place....

    I get on all fours and rub my clit really hard, wishing that was me...just when i can't take that anymore i reach in my bedside drawer and grab this monstrous dildo. I rub it on my clit, then spit on it, rub it on my clit some more. Tease my hole a little bit with the head...kinda try to push it in but it wont go in. So i imagine that tan tribal tattooed guy with the ugly face on the other side of it, pushing his throbbing cock inside of me....hoping it he will pound me like that bitch he was fucking.

    I picture the smell of his sweat, the look in his eye, the depth of his voice. Then...i.....tell you this entire post was complete and utter bullshit. Have a nice day.
     
  18. D_Wally Walnuts

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    This worked, too. :cool:
     
  19. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    I knew it would ;), i figure most guys dont care if its real or not eh?
     
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    Dammit I thought I was the star of your masturbation fantasy for a minute there.
     
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