Ladies - tell us about how/where you masturbate..

[ManlyBanisters]

MRogue I really don't see that
what I do see the is some heavy female paranoia...
I mean I'm pretty sure every gallery on the site is in some way helpful to the ladies...

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*splutters*

*dies*

 

[Wish-4-8]

Ok ok, i'll share

I start watching porn, usually something with a guy who has a very tan, built body with a tribal tattoo or two. It helps if he doesn't get very hard and slaps the girls face with his partially limp dick. Once i get nice and hot over that, i move on to more rough and tumble stuff....where the guy relentlessly pounds the ass of some poor chick who is nearly on the verge of tears. For some reason i take pleasure in her pain, knowing there is no way he's going to let up in the next 20 minutes of cut scenes. Just when I'm putting myself in her place....

I get on all fours and rub my clit really hard, wishing that was me...just when i can't take that anymore i reach in my bedside drawer and grab this monstrous dildo. I rub it on my clit, then spit on it, rub it on my clit some more. Tease my hole a little bit with the head...kinda try to push it in but it wont go in. So i imagine that tan tribal tattooed guy with the ugly face on the other side of it, pushing his throbbing cock inside of me....hoping it he will pound me like that bitch he was fucking.

I picture the smell of his sweat, the look in his eye, the depth of his voice. Then...i.....tell you this entire post was complete and utter bullshit. Have a nice day.

I think the OP came by mid second paragraph. I just feel bad for his keyboard and sticky mouse.

Hey Ms. Rouge, you should save this post to cut and paste on the next similar newbie thread.




All kidding aside Ms. Rouge, the imagery and descriptive prose you wrote was, for the record, HOT. Wow, maybe the brain is the sexiest thing on a woman. (in referance to that other thread)

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Ok ok, i'll share

I start watching porn, usually something with a guy who has a very tan, built body with a tribal tattoo or two. It helps if he doesn't get very hard and slaps the girls face with his partially limp dick. Once i get nice and hot over that, i move on to more rough and tumble stuff....where the guy relentlessly pounds the ass of some poor chick who is nearly on the verge of tears. For some reason i take pleasure in her pain, knowing there is no way he's going to let up in the next 20 minutes of cut scenes. Just when I'm putting myself in her place....

I get on all fours and rub my clit really hard, wishing that was me...just when i can't take that anymore i reach in my bedside drawer and grab this monstrous dildo. I rub it on my clit, then spit on it, rub it on my clit some more. Tease my hole a little bit with the head...kinda try to push it in but it wont go in. So i imagine that tan tribal tattooed guy with the ugly face on the other side of it, pushing his throbbing cock inside of me....hoping it he will pound me like that bitch he was fucking.

I picture the smell of his sweat, the look in his eye, the depth of his voice. Then...i.....tell you this entire post was complete and utter bullshit. Have a nice day.

All kidding aside Ms. Rouge, the imagery and descriptive prose you wrote was, for the record, HOT. Wow, maybe the brain is the sexiest thing on a woman. (in referance to that other thread)

Really - looking at the bolded bits above you found that imagery hot?

For fuck's sake!! I found it stomach turning. :frown1: Some men are weird.

 

[B_subgirrl]

Ok ok, i'll share

I picture the smell of his sweat, the look in his eye, the depth of his voice. Then...i.....tell you this entire post was complete and utter bullshit. Have a nice day.

Extremely well written though :biggrin1:

 

[dolfette]

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*splutters*

*dies*

that was pretty much my reaction.

 

[MickeyLee]

I think the OP came by mid second paragraph. I just feel bad for his keyboard and sticky mouse.

Hey Ms. Rouge, you should save this post to cut and paste on the next similar newbie thread.




All kidding aside Ms. Rouge, the imagery and descriptive prose you wrote was, for the record, HOT. Wow, maybe the brain is the sexiest thing on a woman. (in referance to that other thread)

if you're not careful, ya so gonna lose Ms. Dolfette's "Not a Leg-Humper" pass.

 

[Mule]

if you're not careful, ya so gonna lose Ms. Dolfette's "Not a Leg-Humper" pass.

Hopefully one can express sexual feelings here without being labelled a leg-humper. I would hate to think that the guys who have 'earned' some measure of respect from the ladies here feel that they should suppress any and all of their sexual responses simply to maintain goodwill with the female members.

 

[joe bltsflk]

Hopefully one can express sexual feelings here without being labelled a leg-humper. I would hate to think that the guys who have 'earned' some measure of respect from the ladies here feel that they should suppress any and all of their sexual responses simply to maintain goodwill with the female members.

:frown1:

 

[joe bltsflk]

Churlishness...

 

[MickeyLee]

Hopefully one can express sexual feelings here without being labelled a leg-humper. I would hate to think that the guys who have 'earned' some measure of respect from the ladies here feel that they should suppress any and all of their sexual responses simply to maintain goodwill with the female members.

nothing wrong with expressing sexual feelings.. umm was more the source material inspiring the sexual comments.

i mean i was choking back corn flakes at "tribal tattoos" how Mr. Wish made it through Ms. Mads wank post without cringing is beyond me. the reaction of "this shit is hot" was down right puzzling.. and a lil off putting. eta2: jokes, see.. humor.. not quite sarcasm... a lil short of facetious.

is all about context. :yup: <~~~ this works on so many levels.

eta: Mr. Mule should be encouraged to express any and all sexual feelings.. as often as possible. :wink:

 

[Wish-4-8]

Really - looking at the bolded bits above you found that imagery hot?

For fuck's sake!! I found it stomach turning. :frown1: Some men are weird.

Maybe hot was not the word. Just well written. I must have read that whole thing really fast. In fact, I thought you made the changes in the bold to make a joke of it. Then I went back an reread it and went "YIKES". Honestley, Im not into that degrading ruff shit in porn, or IRL.

if you're not careful, ya so gonna lose Ms. Dolfette's "Not a Leg-Humper" pass.

I would be a leg humper if I then start PMing Ms. Rouge with inappropriate requests to cam, or any behaviour that the leg humpers do. I like to think I have good relations with Ms. Rouge, which is why I always call her Ms. Rouge. The "Ms." implies that she is with someone. Its a respect thing. Plus I just think its fun to call her that. But that doesnt mean I cant appreciate her beauty or her thoughts.

And lets assume that I didnt miss read the story the first time. It still wouldnt make me a leghumper, maybe a perv, or possibly a twat. And I got that angle covered. I could be a twat sometimes. :biggrin1:

 

[MickeyLee]

Maybe hot was not the word. Just well written. I must have read that whole thing really fast. In fact, I thought you made the changes in the bold to make a joke of it. Then I went back an reread it and went "YIKES". Honestley, Im not into that degrading ruff shit in porn, or IRL.


I would be a leg humper if I then start PMing Ms. Rouge with inappropriate requests to cam, or any behaviour that the leg humpers do. I like to think I have good relations with Ms. Rouge, which is why I always call her Ms. Rouge. The "Ms." implies that she is with someone. Its a respect thing. Plus I just think its fun to call her that. But that doesnt mean I cant appreciate her beauty or her thoughts.

And lets assume that I didnt miss read the story the first time. It still wouldnt make me a leghumper, maybe a perv, or possibly a twat. And I got that angle covered. I could be a twat sometimes. :biggrin1:

apparently i have a very off sense of humor. apologies to Mule, Wish and dudes LPSG wide.

and straight men are strange creatures.

i seriously doubt you, or any respected poster, would be shunned or branded an irredeemable assbutt without good reason.







The Scarlet Leg Humper
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[HiddenLacey]

Ok ok, i'll share

I start watching porn, usually something with a guy who has a very tan, built body with a tribal tattoo or two. It helps if he doesn't get very hard and slaps the girls face with his partially limp dick. Once i get nice and hot over that, i move on to more rough and tumble stuff....where the guy relentlessly pounds the ass of some poor chick who is nearly on the verge of tears. For some reason i take pleasure in her pain, knowing there is no way he's going to let up in the next 20 minutes of cut scenes. Just when I'm putting myself in her place....

I get on all fours and rub my clit really hard, wishing that was me...just when i can't take that anymore i reach in my bedside drawer and grab this monstrous dildo. I rub it on my clit, then spit on it, rub it on my clit some more. Tease my hole a little bit with the head...kinda try to push it in but it wont go in. So i imagine that tan tribal tattooed guy with the ugly face on the other side of it, pushing his throbbing cock inside of me....hoping it he will pound me like that bitch he was fucking.

I picture the smell of his sweat, the look in his eye, the depth of his voice. Then...i.....tell you this entire post was complete and utter bullshit. Have a nice day.

Hmm even though its utter crap I did enjoy the tribal tats:biggrin1:

 

[joe bltsflk]

:sucks:Well, this thread has certainly ruined my jack-off session for the day. I'm guessing if the thread were entitled "Men-tell us how/where you masturbate," no one would have a problem with it. Still feeling churlish? You betcha!

 

[Embrace69]

Sorry, it's a secret! You have to belong to the sisterhood to know how/where us ladies masturbate. :tongue:

 

[dolfette]

or just date us and watch.

 

[NottsBound]

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life. I post one stupid thread and that's how you guys get affected by it? I'm sorry but you have just ridiculed yourself by letting yourselves get angered by it. I still can't beleive you waste your time of day to rant about something so little on a message forum! If you didn't wanna be surrounded by horny men in a forum then I think you are at the wrong place!

It's fine to voice your opinion but to go over it over and over again....it's just stupid!

 

[dolfette]

it's called entertainment.
we had fun and you didn't.
i'm afraid you'll just have to live with it.

ps. ONE stupid thread?

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

No, we are pissed you are the 800th guy to ask a question for your own pleasure without reading the forum rules first.

 

[NottsBound]

Ok ok, i'll share

I start watching porn, usually something with a guy who has a very tan, built body with a tribal tattoo or two. It helps if he doesn't get very hard and slaps the girls face with his partially limp dick. Once i get nice and hot over that, i move on to more rough and tumble stuff....where the guy relentlessly pounds the ass of some poor chick who is nearly on the verge of tears. For some reason i take pleasure in her pain, knowing there is no way he's going to let up in the next 20 minutes of cut scenes. Just when I'm putting myself in her place....

I get on all fours and rub my clit really hard, wishing that was me...just when i can't take that anymore i reach in my bedside drawer and grab this monstrous dildo. I rub it on my clit, then spit on it, rub it on my clit some more. Tease my hole a little bit with the head...kinda try to push it in but it wont go in. So i imagine that tan tribal tattooed guy with the ugly face on the other side of it, pushing his throbbing cock inside of me....hoping it he will pound me like that bitch he was fucking.

I picture the smell of his sweat, the look in his eye, the depth of his voice. Then...i.....tell you this entire post was complete and utter bullshit. Have a nice day.

Jokes on you rouge. Your whole continuous rant is the most immature thing ever. I posted it, get over it. If you dont like it...then press backwards....err you know! the button that prompts your browser to go to the previous page?
Yes! thats a great idea! there is ALOT of shit i find ridiculous in this board or not enjoyable to some degree..so when I see it i just press the back button and look at the stuff I love in this forum which I love so much. I guarantee you 99% of guys currently online here are horny and are just having fun by visiting this forum. Dont ruin it with your ridiculously negative rants.