Ladies View on the Multi-purpose tool

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Bravo55, Oct 31, 2010.

  1. Bravo55

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    I have read that there are many opinions on the size and shape of the perfect or "ideal" penis. But this question is a little different. I would think different sizes would be more optimal than others for different types of sex; larger for vaginal, maybe smaller for anal and oral, etc.

    So the question is: What would be the size and shape of the single, all-purpose cock? The one that is the right all-around tool...
     
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    I thought this was going to be about Leatherman Brand tools, or Dremels.

    My perfect penis would be a brightly-colored kaleidoscopic wonder that scrolled like the sides of a Wurlitzer Jukebox! Also, it would play Guns N Roses, Erasure, and Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.
     
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    Do not forget the squishy silicone testicle thumbdrive! A mans' got to put his data payload somewhere. Also makes your Laptop look like it's got balls. ;D
     
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