Have you ever regretted giving your number to that guy who seems "normal?" Have you ever had these kind of messages left to you? Guys can be real douchebags sometimes. Can we say "clueless?" The Douchiest Phone Message In History If it weren't so creepy, it'd be kind of hilarious. This is one of those times I'd have to call my girls over, crack open a bottle of wine, throw on some man-hating music, give these messages a few plays and have a good laugh.