Ladies, what the flying fuck is this??

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    Have you ever regretted giving your number to that guy who seems "normal?" Have you ever had these kind of messages left to you? Guys can be real douchebags sometimes. Can we say "clueless?"

    The Douchiest Phone Message In History

    If it weren't so creepy, it'd be kind of hilarious. This is one of those times I'd have to call my girls over, crack open a bottle of wine, throw on some man-hating music, give these messages a few plays and have a good laugh.
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    I think I met that guy once... :rolleyes:
     
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    Honey, haven't we all? My favorite part was the constant "I never do this" I'm sittin' there thinkin, Olga is probably the 5th girl in line to have a restraining order and call-block placed on his self-indulgent ass.
     
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    OMG, I would have deleted the number after the first message. He sounds a bit psychotic himself. Have had some messages left that were a bit over the top but never as bad as that one.
     
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    Oh boy.
    I rarely receive good, crazy voice mails, rather I seem to attract those into "psycho calling". You know, the guy you have gone out with once or spoken on the phone a few times and he calls and hangs up several times until he gets you? ...I'd gladly take the crazy one off message.
     
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    WTF? You mean we aren't supposed to call back if we miss reaching you?

    This was an awesome find, BTW. LoL
     
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    I can't believe I listened to the whole thing, ghoulishly expecting a third message.... (I was disappointed)

    The creepiest part was that he believed everything that he was saying :eek:
     
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    I would think that any guy who describes himself as "a great catch" is neither. Also, I would imagine he's never had a woman who is psychologically normal.
     
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    #11 morsecode, Jul 24, 2008
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    Heard that on the radio the other day, laughed my ass off!! Sadly I didn't doubt for a minute that he was for real!! I talk to a lot of total wack jobs doing phone sex, but some of them seem to think they are sounding like great guys but are actually sounding like real creeps.
     
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    Calling back is fine, I lovvveee calls and texts!
    But calling once where I don't answer, then calling back every 30 seconds to 1 minute after that 5 or 6 times is not. That's a sign he's Psychoooo~!
     
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    I've never had one that bad. :eek:
    WTF! He's a clueless, pompous ass. I can't belive that technique has ever worked for him.
     
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    This guy is a horses ass.
     
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    He's got a website too... down in the text of the link morsecode posted.

    www.dimitrithelover.com

    and there's a link to the radio interview - same voice as the guy on the answering machine

    ROFL
     
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    "I haassume.. haassume."
    My favorite line.

    This guy is a real catch. Watch out Olga.. he is probably outside your window as I type this.

    I've had some real creepies... infact has there been a thread on creepster encounters with men? I'm gonna search it and then post a sub thread to this if there isn't. I bet there are some scary ass tales out there.

    Best voicemail I've ever recieved was after I picked the phone up and said, "Look. quit fuckin' calling me... I'm not interested in you. Give it up."

    He called back.
    Left a voicemail
    and this is all he said.

    "WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    But he screamed it..
    I mean, screamed it...
    Panted a heavy ass breath and hung up.
     
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    This can't be real. He must have been joking, giving himself a good laugh.
     
  19. marleyisalegend

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    You obviously haven't dealt with many men, or people in general. Lots of men and wome display that sort of blind "self-righteousness" and "ego", otherwise those words wouldn't exist.
     
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    Actually - when you put it like that I realise I have known many women who act like that too.

    Sad fuckers, the lot of them...
     
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