Ladies, why do you think evolution made dicks dumbell shaped?

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  1. B_capslock

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    Ladies I'm looking for you to reach DEEP into your antropological side, yet still thinking with your pussies, as to why nature decided to make dicks dumbell shaped. Why would natural selection create an intrument that seemed coutner intuitive for insertion. Where a thin tip and a fater base would seem alot easier to get in?

    Can you ladies suggest what part of a woman's preferance allowed for that natural selection?
     
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    I'm not sure but perhaps the bigger end forces sperm into the cervix.
     
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    The head is designed to pull another males sperm out, and flare to keep their own sperm in... survival of the fittest I guess.
     
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    The glans is designed to pull another man's semen out of the vagina so the current partner has a better chance of impregnating the woman. The glans also increases friction stimulating the man to ejaculate, the vagina to swell, and the uterus to contract and thus draw semen into it.

    It seems natured designed both sexes with promiscuity and infidelity in mind.
     
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    I read somewhere that the flared head was designed to remove the sperm of the females previous partner , to give your own a better chance of surviving . Too bad if there was someone after you I guess . This was back when we were all cavemen ( cavepeople ? :rolleyes:) & is probably rubbish , but is just something I had read somewhere .
     
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    Maybe it's not rubbish , lol .
     
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    Damn , how do you delete a double post ?
     
  8. WildHoney

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    Jason Els - I always enjoy your posts, what do you do for a living if you dont mind me asking?

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    Funny you should pose this question, Capslock, as I have some solid information of which I think you should be aware before you invite speculations from the ladies.

    There was, you see, a series of studies of this question recently. First, some medical researchers in France did a study that took three months, involved several dozen subjects, and cost tens of thousands of Euros. They came to the conclusion that the evolutionary reason for the distinct head of the penis was "to maximize the female's stimulation during sexual intercourse."

    But American researchers were not about to let a bunch of Frenchies have the glory. They undertook a study that took two years, involved hundreds of subjects, and cost millions of dollars. They came to the conclusion that the reason for the shape of the head of the penis was "to maximize the stimulation of the male during sexual intercourse."

    At this, the Canadians decided that they needed to have their say. They undertook a study that took one afternoon, involved only one subject (the researcher), and cost practically nothing. Their conclusion was that the reason for the shape of the head of the penis is "to keep your hand from flying up and hitting you in the forehead."

    I hope that you all find this information valuable.
     
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    Hear Yee, Hear Yee... The question has been answered.

    Well done Calboner, my (fireman's) hat is off to you.
     
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    I haven't really pondered the reasons for that one, but I have wondered during childbirth and thereafter why God made our vaginas the size they are and then designed us to give birth to 10 lb. babies! Ouch!
     
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    I think that's a big reason why I never wanted kids! I like mine to be an entrance rather than an exit. :biggrin1:
     
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    I'm self-employed these days doing a number of things. The latest of which is writing a book.

    Thank you for the compliment! Most kind of you. :smile:

    :rofl:
     
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    Sometimes there just isn't a good reason for why things are the way they are.

    Why do women have orgasms? There really is no good reason biologically.

    Why is the clitoris positioned above the vagina? Thats not a real good position for being stimulated while engaging in intercourse. Secondly and I have posted this b/4 why is there even a clitoris?

    Why do most mammalian species have an estrus or come into heat for reproduction and so then why are human females reproductively capable year round?

    Why is there such a strong emotional bond (love) created around the act of intercourse? I have read and agree with the idea that love bonds a male to a female offering her physical protection while the product of that love. a baby, matures into an independent animal. The human infant has the longest maturation period of any mammal and a human female and infant would be virtually defenseless out on the savanna without a assisting male.

    Why did we lose hard protective feet like hooves? Why did we lose most of our body hair? Our bare skin offers little protection against either sun or cold.

    Why are we so weak? Chimps and bonobos ( our closest relatives) are 2-3 times stronger.

    Why do men go bald?

    There are lots of questions that don't have real good answers. i know most on this site would love to think a big penis is evolutionarily better but I doubt it is. The time span of human existence is about 250000 years. How many of those years did females even have a choice in selecting a mate? The last 200?

    One thing we can say is strongly selected for is intelligence. Except for this site I would wager most women would pick an intelliegent man over a well hung one all things being equal.
     
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    Wyldgusechaz (I can never remember how to spell that!)...

    These are the REAL mysteries of the universe. When you've solved them, don't forget to call me ... I'll be the one playing with the bonobo chimps. :biggrin1:
     
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    Orgasm helps the cervix dip into vaginal pool and take up semen.

    If it weren't for the clitoris, most men would have to rely on their sparking personalities to get laid. And that wouldn't advance the species. :smile:
     
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    I will PM you when I figure them out. :smile:

    Actually I think, having pondered this a lot, which shows how wacky I am, that most of human social structure is designed around one thing, protecting female ovum/eggs. Women only release about 400 of them, spit out monthly over the course of their reproductive lives. Once a woman stops producing eggs she is in menopause.

    IMO, biologically there is no more precious thing in humans.
     
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    THIS is very true seen a show on that once
     
  19. Elmer Gantry

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    Women have orgasms to encourage them to procreate.

    The clitoris is a female version of a penis, a bit like why men have nipples.

    Apparently this was once not true, but the development of human society has seen seasons mean less and less to food availability so breeding becomes a year round thing.

    Pretty much the way you said. Male/female relationships are a hang over from bringing up kids in a hostile environment.

    Clothing became a better option. You can't remove a hair shirt in summer.

    We have tools and machines. We don't need strength. As technology takes over our lives more and more we become weaker and weaker. We are currently consuming more calories per day than your average 19century family did without the physical activity (ladies, when was the last time you went to the well for water?). Hence diabetes and obesity are the new killers.

    I have no idea why men go bald. I mean, it's an excess of hormones in some but why?

    None of this is certain. I just thought I'd throw it up and see if anyone shoots at it.
     
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    Think about this for a second. It would mean that a pre history woman is being raped or gangbanged out there on the savanna. Going with the idea women having orgasms to improve fertility as said by Burning Venus, the scenario proposed means that a ancient woman has intercourse with a male she has selected (unlikely in the extreme), has an orgasm and then kicks out said partner who has brought her to orgasm ( again incredibly unlikley but OK) and fucks another guy with a very short period of time such that the first guys sperm haven't already gone on their merry way to the egg and the second guys sperm get ahead. In fact the first thrusts in a vacumn sealed vagina by the second male would force the 1st sperm deeper and closer to the cervix. Huh? And second with a clitoris needing lots of thrusting b/4 orgasm, the whole theory is shot.
     
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