lady mind check....

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Curve80, Nov 27, 2011.

  1. Curve80

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    So have to ask.the ladies...first time u see it and unzip it how are u determining if its thick or thin or avg?
     
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    That twinge in your intestines
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    I am thinking more is he the one.
     
  4. Curve80

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    Best title...no admitted. Title to get attention to a subject yes. Pop popcorn away!
     
  5. ManlyBanisters

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    What the fuck do you mean 'how do I determine'?

    I use my fucking eyes.

    And anyway, at that point I'm not comparing him to anyone or any thing.
     
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    Um, yes....I use my eyes. Don't you do the same?
     
  7. Curve80

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    Never meant for anyone to get so pissed to use fthe word fuck in their response. Was asking and i should have clarified...is it first look..first grasp or first insertion. Again my apologies.
     
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    I bring a measuring tape on all my dates used to bring a ruler but it did not always fit in my bag
     
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    If it ain't 10 inches I'm out the door. Session over. Since 10 inches is a rarity I never get laid.

    But if you meant unzipping a ziplock baggy that has thick, thin or average cookies inside, I'm all in. Love at first sight.
     
  10. MickeyLee

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    calipers.
    a top secret penis size algorithm.
    and a magic 8" ball :rolleyes:

    i would try to explain to you.... but ya brain would probably melt.
    more troubling to most dudes, ya penis would invert.

    ya better off not knowin.
    trou faques.
     
  11. ManlyBanisters

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    Oh don't be so fucking sensitive. This is grown up site, people swear.

    It was a fucking stupid question, though. :rolleyes:
     
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    I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter! :tongue:
     
  13. redz_rule

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    Oh my word.

    Inserting penises to determine their thickness? I take it this is assuming you were gonna have sex with him anyway? Not just, you know, sticking it in there out of curiosity?
     
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    Actually, at that point my brain is more interested in doing a mental multiple regression to best estimate the function of his curve. Is it linear? Quadratic? Cubic? Components of each? And what is the direction as well as magnitude of each function.

    :rolleyes:
     
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    Wow. Fml. Destroyed...
     
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    Girls eyes and look really do it when they unzip!! Hmmm!!
     
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    very same thought process that ended me up with a nickle stuck in my nose.
     
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    I like to keep a microscope handy for up close inspections.
     
  19. redz_rule

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    Ahhh, but did it 'hurt so good' or did you dump it in favour of a quarter? ;p
     
  20. MickeyLee

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    that kinda stretching takes times..
    i had to build up to two dimes and a nickle first.
    :tongue1:
     
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