Laffy Taffy

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  1. Matthew

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    There is this new song on the radio that I HATE. Have you heard it? Could it be the worst song ever?

    "Shake that laffy taffy, girrrl, shake that laffy taffy ..." over and over and over :mad:

    I don't know what will happen if I have to hear it one more time. It makes me want to KILL KILL KILL
     
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    **Buys laffy taffy and shakes it**

    Maybe I don't get it because I'm not a girl.
     
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    These niggers coon hard. But if you're drunk and at the club with a girl grinding her ass into your genitals you won't mind it one bit. I don't listen to the radio anymore so this is the only way that I'm ever exposed to this filth. It serves its purpose though.

    [Ray Charles]Let it do what it do, baby![/Ray Charles]



    Wait till you hear the girl version of this song, "Chic-O-Stick"....it's a million times worse than "Laffy Taffy."
     
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    Personally, I'm sick of hearing about another singer's lovely lady lumps. That song works my last nerve.
     
  5. GoneA

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    I've never heard them: laffy taffy or chic-o-stick.
     
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    NO NO NO Please no more
     
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    Personally, if I hear anything, and I mean ANYTHING
    by Ashlee Simpson, I'm gonna puke.
    How can these no talent losers keep getting
    record contracts????
    What the hell ever happened to Talent !!!!!

    :confused::confused::confused:
     
  8. GoneA

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    Don't get me wrong buddy, I'm with you on this one; but, I guess a few million people thought she had enough it.
     
  9. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    TALENT!!? why should that word ever be synonymous with Ashlee Simpson?
     
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    Talent doesn't equate with Ashlee, her sister Jessica, Paris Hilton, Nicloe Ritchie, Christina Aguilera, Brittney Spears, or most of the other "stars" out there today. They would never have made it 40 or 50 years ago when you actually had to have talent and beauty to make a recording or a movie. Yes, there was the casting couch, but that only helped you get better roles. You actually had to have talent to get into the business.
     
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    *clears throat*

    Oops, I'm naked again
    I stripped to my bra
    It's my claim to fame
    Oh baby, baby

    You might think I'm a tease
    But it sells more CDs, cause
    I'm not that talented.

    *bows, puts her shirt back on, exits stage left*
     
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    That's hysterical. Bullsye!
     
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    Dear Mathew,
    You just spend some quiet time here with your friends and it will be all better.
     
  14. Matthew

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    Thanks, caneadea, I feel more relaxed already.

    Or maybe it's just the turkey putting me to sleep ;)
     
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    i'm sure many of the aforementioned individuals have talent, quintessentially. however, i believe they conform their entertainment prowess to mainstream culture - naturally, as this is an immense part of the supply and demand amongst adolescents and young adults. so, if you're not a fan of mainstream culture, then you will think said individuals – christina aguilera, jessica simpson, etc. - possess no talent.



    then again, i don't watch television so i wouldn't know about 90% of the entertainment professionals out there. go figure.

     
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