Lame lame lame

[D_Herin_Ghan]

It's times like this when I miss

Zora
Dr. Rock
Spladle
Sorceror
Stronzo
Bronxy
Alex

etc. etc.

Edit to add: I guess the Stronz is back?

 

[jeff black]

It's times like this when I miss

Zora
Dr. Rock
Spladle
Sorceror
Stronzo
Bronxy
Alex

etc. etc.

Edit to add: I guess the Stronz is back?

The only ones who isn't here anymore is Dr. Rock and Spladle.
With the exception of Sorcerer, most of them post fairly regularily.:smile:

 

[D_Herin_Ghan]

The only ones who isn't here anymore is Dr. Rock and Spladle.
With the exception of Sorcerer, most of them post fairly regularily.:smile:

Have I been in the wrong forum? Or is it me just not paying attention.

Fuck it, I blame finals.

 

[jeff black]

Have I been in the wrong forum? Or is it me just not paying attention.

Fuck it, I blame finals.

Don't fret man, I have eyes like a hawk.:tongue:

Finals suck, but once you are done, you are done.:smile:

 

[Chrysalis]

This isn't an insult, but after reading this thread I'm more confused than ever...

Exactly which words are not allowed on this site???? :thinking:

 

[jeff black]

This isn't an insult, but after reading this thread I'm more confused than ever...

Exactly which words are not allowed on this site???? :thinking:

Can you clairify what you mean, Chrysalis.?

 

[Chrysalis]

Can you clairify what you mean, Chrysalis.?

From the last point in the FAQ section on "Reading and Posting Messages"

"Why have some of the words in my post been blanked?
Certain words may have been censored by the administrator. If your posts contain any censored words, they will be blanked-out like this: *****.

The same words are censored for all users, and censoring is done by a computer simply searching and replacing words. It is in no way 'intelligent'."


http://www.lpsg.org/faq.php?faq=vb_read_and_post#faq_vb_censor_explain

I'm wondering how naughty of a word I would have to type for the computer to search it out and replace it....:biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

From the last point in the FAQ section on "Reading and Posting Messages"

"Why have some of the words in my post been blanked?
Certain words may have been censored by the administrator. If your posts contain any censored words, they will be blanked-out like this: *****.

The same words are censored for all users, and censoring is done by a computer simply searching and replacing words. It is in no way 'intelligent'."


http://www.lpsg.org/faq.php?faq=vb_read_and_post#faq_vb_censor_explain

I'm wondering how naughty of a word I would have to type for the computer to search it out and replace it....:biggrin1:

Oh, well, I have never seen it.

I would assume the N-word is now... Best to start a new thread:biggrin1:

 

[Matthew]

I'm wondering how naughty of a word I would have to type for the computer to search it out and replace it....:biggrin1:

There are no "forbidden words" at LPSG, ha ha. Thos FAQs are from vBulletin, I believe. They're not from this site. The only thing a moderator might edit out is a phone number posted or a fucked-up link.

 

[weecallum]

Um, holy shit- nice pics!*

* blush *

 

[Lordpendragon]

Didn't I call you a dickface, or a cockhead, or a dickhead or a cockface recently? I thought that would appease you.

You were looking in the mirror (as usual) you cunt-breathed cockless canuck

You know, You're just a dumb limey bastard.

You idol of idiot worshippers, teach us all your knowledge of ignorance you pisswipe pox marked popinjay.

Fuck the lot of you - you twat-faced fuckwitted cunt-eared set of bastards.

You putrid puttock, you greasy gudgeon, you son of a hideous harpy and syphilitic sailor, you are less than a fen-sucked giglet.

I think everyone that misses the drama and venomous debates should go protest in Stronzo's front yard.

And fuck your sorry ass, cum bucket

Why you prehistoric pissflappin' puckernut!

They legalised abortion after your birth, you cum sodden dingleberry.

oh, and you are a poo.

You jibbering jock, you haggis fucking cock sucking cunt, you skirt wearing caber tossing turd.

How about all these sludge-guzzling, festering pustules of venomous filth gouge their orifices with the rotted-off limbs of their leprocy-encrusted grandmothers?

You hell-hated hag, you bitch to all fags, you inspire self inflicted castration, you puss festering witch.

This isn't an insult, but after reading this thread I'm more confused than ever...

Exactly which words are not allowed on this site???? :thinking:

Quite a few I think, sexy. :smile:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Are you finished spewing your fey British excuses for venom yet, LP?

 

[Lordpendragon]

Are you finished spewing your fey British excuses for venom yet, LP?

No, you leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

No, you leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

You pathetic shagger of minors and lepers, go to the dentist and learn how to cook -- and while you're at it, realize that cricket is not a sport.

 

[madame_zora]

Are you finished spewing your fey British excuses for venom yet, LP?

Don't stop him- he's making me horny!

 

[DC_DEEP]

Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

LPD, I would fling a few insults your way, but my best curses and insults are in ASL. Does not translate well to a message board.

AlteredEgo, you got off easy. Zora, the original cunt breathing dragon, must have been tired or asleep or something when she replied to you. Otherwise, she would have twisted your tits, shoved an onion up your arse and called you "Martini."

 

[Lordpendragon]

Don't stop him- he's making me horny!

I know, I can smell it from here.

 

[Lordpendragon]

You pathetic shagger of minors and lepers, go to the dentist and learn how to cook -- and while you're at it, realize that cricket is not a sport.

You retard - no wonder you can't cook, if you go to the dentists to learn.

And no, cricket is not a sport, you five year old cum rag of a teenage jerk-off addict, it is THE sport.

Did you have a good evening last night btw?

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I know, I can smell it from here.

You're like a fucking dog in heat, LP.

P.S. Yes!

 

[madame_zora]

Quote:
Originally Posted by dodokaracho
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bye and thanks


Quote:
Originally Posted by madame_zora
Clearly, the only option is to instruct the bastard to fuck off. Fuck right off.

Do not pass go, do not collect $200- just fuck right off.

And die.

That's right, fuck off and die, you slimy bastard.

Or, if so inclined, run outside and play the ever popular Hide and Go Fuck Yourself™.

Fuck yourself on a train, on a plane, in a box, with a fox...

No matter what the method, the important thing is that you don't forget to fuck yourself.

Fuck yourself and eat beans, for all I care.

Fuck yourself at your grandfather's house. Be sure not to fuck your grandfather... This is a common mistake. It is imperitive that you fuck yourself.

Fuck yourself and send us the pictures, so that we can verify that you have, indeed, completed your mission. WE WILL BE KEEPING TABS ON YOUR "FUCKED YOURSELF" STATUS.

In that vein, allow me to mention the importance of the ensuing paperwork. You can write this off on your taxes if need be. Certain restrictions apply, but not the kinds of restrictions that get you out of fucking yourself.

This is a tradition that is becoming something of a lost art, you see. We need as many young, fresh souls to speak the dead language (if you will,) of fucking yourself as humanly possible. So, if you don't fuck yourself, you will be just like the generations past that have made fucking yourself an endangered species. Just like the pandas¹. You heartless, pandacidal bastard.

Do not confuse this order with Canada's declared Masturbation Month². This is something special, just for you.

It is YOU that must fuck yourself, you Capitalistic fucktard. How dare you come onto OUR site and try to make money? Stop sucking off soldiers in Guantanamo bay, and GO FUCK YOURSELF.


Doo-doohootchicoo:
woow thats a very nice language.
i see you did not chacked it out.
i feel sorry for people who do not proof what they are saying.
how long did you wrote this text?

if you do not want to proof what i wrote, so
if not sorry about the disruption.
thanks
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Our basic station is our site --> look the homepage link in the profile.
There we camchat very often for free:tongue:
I like it to show myself on cam infront of masses of people!
We LOVE it!
The more are watching the more horny we get :kiss: :smile:
please no massenger offers



madame_zora:

Try reading other people's taglines since yours is so fucking long, you asswipes!