Lance parker
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after someone bumped this thread a little over 12 hours ago? idk? You tell us? is there anything new?
ILoveManNipples
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I’m shocked no nudes of him exist. However, he feels out of place in NYC. Why do so many outdoorsy types who want nature etc. move to places like NYC? He even said within the next few years he is leaving.
ILoveManNipples
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He says he moved to NYC for work but his work can be done anywhere. I guess most of “his” people are in NYC.
He said he would never do full frontal nudity.
Also, I used to find him hot until I met him. Idk why it turned me off so much.
He said he would never do full frontal nudity.
Also, I used to find him hot until I met him. Idk why it turned me off so much.
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Dumb jock type who tries to pass for gay in photos or what was it about him that turned you off?
I've known him too and it is hard to describe...except that there is nothing there...he doesn't have a big personality, he isn't especially smart or witty or interesting--he is 100% about Lance Parker and his one goal is to promote Lance Parker. He is now working on becoming a motivational speaker, which I find hysterical because unless the topic is Lance Parker, I'm not sure what he'll talk about.
ILoveManNipples
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He thinks more of himself than there really is. I am all for self love but then there is being in love with yourself. Very different. He is the latter.
He isn’t particularly smart nor is he as handsome in person as he is in photos. He also lacks sex appeal in motion. He’s that very vanilla midwestern boy who moved to NYC but never really became a NYer. He also looks better in stills than in person.
He also comes off a bit... flamboyant. Nothing wrong with that, of course, just not for me. If I didn’t know who he was I would have assumed he is gay. Honestly.
ILoveManNipples
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100%
I wasn’t expecting much but I for sure was left scratching my head after after meeting him. There just was a lot of NOTHING there yet he comes off like he’s Top Tier.
When did you meet him? I'm disappointed, I'm always like him. He respondes to all this Instagram messages and wrote me a nice message on YouTube.
ILoveManNipples
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Im sure he’s nice. He was rude. Just in love with himself.
2 years ago then last year again.
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Personally, I'd take this Missouri State soccer alum (James Fawke, now back in England), but I'm sure Lance is nice too.
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