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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Jason, Jan 12, 2006.
What term do you (guys) prefer for a common activity?
I like the onomatopoetic sound of the English term 'to squeeze the weasel'.
I think the common slang word for us in Germany is 'wixen' (in English spelling and pronounciation it would be 'viksen').
I prefer "nothing."
"Pecker! What are you doing in there?"
I've always called it jerking off...
Me thinks Pecker does *nothing*alot:wank: :stooges:
"Snot one out", lol.
i always thought "flogging the bishop" was funny. or emptying the gun, rubbin one out, or even yankin the crank
Pumping the purple python of passion.
Alliteration is awesome, but assonance is amazing.
I understand that no mortal soul has yet discovered quite how amazing his asonance might be.
Ah, a fan of Shakespeare!!!! You must have been the subject of "Much Ado About Nothing, Vol. II"
"Heaven, Heaven is a place, a place where nothing, nothing ever happens"
Talking Heads - used to love the song, but now all that will be in mind is Pecker pulling his pud. Thanks Buddy.
crossing the great divide ...
personal joke - which may reveal more than what i want about me.
For some reason I can't really remember what exactly what I call it when the subject comes up in casual conversations. I think maybe...jack'erkin?
Jerkin the gherkin
Around here it's called "beating off" or "beating your meat".
I always thought 'choking the chicken' was funny but I just jack-off .. lol
Ditto, EnCodedStatic! By any chance were you 'raised' in the South? "Jackingoff" here, unless I'm among the more dignified, then it's "masturbating", usually without missing a stroke!
You bet most all of my life in Tennessee hehe:tongue: