Language question

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Jason, Jan 12, 2006.

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What term do you (guys) prefer to describe a popular activity?

  1. masturbation

    80 vote(s)
    15.7%
  2. jacking / jerking / joeing

    303 vote(s)
    59.3%
  3. wanking

    95 vote(s)
    18.6%
  4. something else (please tell)

    33 vote(s)
    6.5%
  1. Jason

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    What term do you (guys) prefer for a common activity?
     
  2. freshmeat1984

    freshmeat1984 New Member

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    I like the onomatopoetic sound of the English term 'to squeeze the weasel'.
    I think the common slang word for us in Germany is 'wixen' (in English spelling and pronounciation it would be 'viksen').

    J
     
  3. Pecker

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    I prefer "nothing."

    "Pecker! What are you doing in there?"

    "Nothing!"
     
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    I've always called it jerking off...
     
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    Me thinks Pecker does *nothing*alot:wank: :stooges:
     
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    "Snot one out", lol.
     
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    i always thought "flogging the bishop" was funny. or emptying the gun, rubbin one out, or even yankin the crank
     
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    Pumping the purple python of passion.
     
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    Alliteration is awesome, but assonance is amazing.
     
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    I understand that no mortal soul has yet discovered quite how amazing his asonance might be.
     
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    You're dirty.
     
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    Ah, a fan of Shakespeare!!!! You must have been the subject of "Much Ado About Nothing, Vol. II"
     
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    "Heaven, Heaven is a place, a place where nothing, nothing ever happens"

    Talking Heads - used to love the song, but now all that will be in mind is Pecker pulling his pud. Thanks Buddy.
     
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    crossing the great divide ...

    personal joke - which may reveal more than what i want about me. :cool:
     
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    For some reason I can't really remember what exactly what I call it when the subject comes up in casual conversations. I think maybe...jack'erkin?
     
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    Jerkin the gherkin
     
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    Around here it's called "beating off" or "beating your meat".
     
  18. EnCodedStatic

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    I always thought 'choking the chicken' was funny but I just jack-off .. lol
     
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    Ditto, EnCodedStatic! By any chance were you 'raised' in the South? "Jackingoff" here, unless I'm among the more dignified, then it's "masturbating", usually without missing a stroke!
     
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    You bet most all of my life in Tennessee hehe:tongue:
     
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