Language question

What term do you (guys) prefer to describe a popular activity?

  • masturbation

    Votes: 80 15.7%
  • jacking / jerking / joeing

    Votes: 303 59.3%
  • wanking

    Votes: 95 18.6%
  • something else (please tell)

    Votes: 33 6.5%

  • Total voters
    511

majormadness

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They all sound awkward when I say them. I used to always say jacking off, but since getting a car, I've somehow connected that phrase to changing a tire. Now I usually say "jerking" or, if in response, "What do you think?"
 

keeks

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I feel like the only phrases I hear used by adults to describe this activity is jacking, jerking or beating off. All those other novel terms like spanking the monkey or polishing the wood , etc. are only used by teenagers or mentioned in postings on sites like this. That's only my experience:smile: . I wish I could hear more adults use fun language in real life. I'm too embarased to use any funky terminology when describing one of my fave pastimes!!:biggrin1:
 

scanjock8

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i've been using "stroke" lately...

stroke
stroke my big dick
stroke my fat cock
stroke my hard meat
stroke my fuckmeat
stroke my fuckpole
stroke my fuckstick
stroke my fat fuckrod