Lap dancer reaction to your manhood

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by slimgurl, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. slimgurl

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    I am curious to hear from some guys and from some female dancers on this issue. For the guys, what kinda of reaction stories do you have when she feels what you got going on underneath.

    And for the ladies, have you ever experienced some serious size when you were giving a lap dance?

    I have never officially "danced" but I could imagine coming across some notable men as part of the job :)

    Please share !!!!
     
  2. MickeyLee

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    i sense a theme

    the only pants bulge a dancer is interested in is.....
    a big wallet.
     
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    Ha! "OMG your wallet is so big!"
     
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    thank you mickey! lol.

    i wonder how many small ones they encounter.
     
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    From my one experience at a titty bar, your wallet is much smaller by the end of the dance.
     
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    Well, besides all the wallet talk, I was trying to be serious about this post :(
     
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    Ok, I was hard during the lapdance. The dancer casually asked me to reposition it. It was no big deal. I think her exact words were, "You need to move that so it's pointing up."
     
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    I had a girl at the strip club rub her hand up my leg and stopped and looked at me when she felt it like she was surprised she felt it when she did...and I am not as big as some!
     
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    Fuck. Don't do that, some of us post there. You are ruining the game. Srsly. Don't worry, you won't find me. It's cool.
    :eek:
     
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    Never ever been to a strip joint, have seen strippers yes. Never felt the urge. Would seem similar to me watching porn. No doubt the women would take it seriously it is their job. I'd rather go to a nightclub, watch and dance with them with their clothes on....then help take the clothes off later, much more funner.
     
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    It's going to ruin this person's fantasy about what dancers are really thinking when they're doing a lap dance . I think this person would be better off writing some fiction instead. It would be a lot sexier than hearing the disappointing reality...
     
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    lol

    That site was hilarious
     
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    Hey Slim how are you? I had a dancer giving me a lap dance once and I started to get hard but was only half way there and she asked me if I was hard. I told her that I wasn't yet and she would know when I was. Unfortunately the song ended before I was able to reach full hardness. She wanted me to buy another song, don't know if she wanted the money, saw it as a challenge to get me hard or because she wanted to see how big I got. All in all it was fun, just wish it was a 10 min song rather than a 2 min song.
     
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    The only experience I've had is the first time i went to a stripclub. In a privet dance, after a couple of seconds of the girl grinding on my lap I asked if I could adjust myself (my stiffened cock was caught under my leg and was hurting). She said yes, so I moved my cock round so it was pointing up my stomach. After stripping off her bikini she started to grind on my lap arse first. I can still see her face when she turned round to look at me; a big shocked grin on her face as her arse cheeks felt my cock between them. She composed herself and straddled me with her tits in my face rubbing her pussy up and down the outline of my cock through my trousers. Then she whispered in my ear "have you ever done porn?" I said, with a grin on my face, "No, why do you ask?" She smiled and said "You have a big fucking dick; you could make a fortune!" I laughed and modestly said it wasn't that big to which she responded "your joking, right?" After I asked her to guess she estimated that I "must be over 9 inches". Not bad, given I'm about 8, but I let her think it all the same...

    I guess she was just being professional and most of the role of strippers is to massage your ego, but part of me likes to think that she will have told her friends or maybe even imagined my cock stretching her pussy - though probably not. Nevertheless, I'm pretty thick a bit over 6 inches around, so i guess it was that rather than my length which excited her.
     
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    one of the girls i go to school with sat on my lap once on the way home from school, and noticed my dick and shouted "omg your cock is huge" down the bus, iv never been so embarrassed lol.

    its kind of the same thing...... and no it wasnt my wallet lol
     
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    I've been to a few strip clubs (and had a couple of private dances), but for some weird reason, never got a hard on. I love watching the female form dancing, but can't really get into the frame of mind to induce an erection.
     
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