large penis at birth?

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  1. rob-c

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    just wondering if anyone else had this...apparently when i was born, the midwife said that i had one of the biggest willies she'd ever seen, and it wouldn't fit in the device used to take a urine sample. obviously my mother then told this story all her friends :rolleyes: anyone else had a similar experience?
     
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    My mother told me that the nurse said: "Now, that's a big trumpet"
     
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    After circumcision they sold my foreskin to a leather company which made 3 western saddles from it.
     
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    The Midwife said "Its a Girl.... Oh wait...."

    Hey.. its not funny... It was cold in the delivery room!
     
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    Pecker. You are too funny.

    When my nephew has born and we went to the hospital to see him, my mother-in-law made a point of pulling down his diaper to show us his little willy. She says " isn't that the biggest little peepee you've ever seen?". I died laughing. The boy has grown to quite a big lad judging by his bulge-in-pants.
     
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    The Simpsons
    And Maggie Makes Three
    Episode Number: 116

    Marge: Homey, I think someone is saying "Hello."
    Homer: Hello. Aw, it's a boy… And what a boy!
    Dr. Hibbert: Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
     
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    You beat me to it, thats exactly what i first thought!
     
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    I had a similar experience to the OP. My mother has mentioned that I was relatively well-endowed at birth.
     
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