Large Penis Braggers That You Find Out Aren't.

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Seen numerous threads about friends, relatives, etc. that brag about being well endowed. Often wondered if anyone has run into a situation where they have eventually seen the bragger’s penis and it definitely did not live up to the hype.
 
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Had a friend years back that bragged about his big cock. He was very alpha to me and that was cool. Sexy straight guy that was a little flirty on occasion. We changed one day and he had said he was hard. It was maybe four inches.
 

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Continued. It didn’t matter to me but it was just a surprise. I still complimented him on his body as if it was cool. You could see as he checked me out he was taken back. He said I was huge. I’m not but I have a decent size. He brought up my size many times and eventually our friendship drifted. This was what he did. I just think he couldn’t handle it.
 
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My ex brother in law...(rip)
He was tall and stout. He never shut up about the BEAST, The Log , 3rd leg...blah blah..We had a pool party and it turned into a SKINNY DIP......after the flaccid 3ish inches took the stage... We hoped a grower would impress us... Nope.Maybe 6.5 , so hard it would hurt... Im about that flaccid... but I didnt boast or brag...lol
 

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Guy at boarding school was so big etc. Also called me small to be an ass on one occasion and medium another.

One day he actually made me see it and, not really great. Another time gave permission for head, nothing special. Made me close my eyes though so I couldn’t see it.

Another time let me feel it under his pants. This one stood out the most. I know my thickness very well hard and he was like a pencil in comparison. It was odd. For someone “so big” and others are “so small” etc. this guy is definitely nothing special hard. Just stupid this texas guy needed to keep bragging. Plus he knew me hard since him and Nick had me jack off against a wall a couple times in the shower “because it’s funny”. Acted like he was bigger though and Nick called it a “thick cockin”.
 
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Only known 1 dude who bragged about how huge his cock was.Took a glance in workplace urinals ,he was right it was HUGE but obviously flaccid but huge still.So no,bragging about fuck style etc yes.
 
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Had a friend years back that bragged about his big cock. He was very alpha to me and that was cool. Sexy straight guy that was a little flirty on occasion. We changed one day and he had said he was hard. It was maybe four inches.
This seems bizarre, that a guy with a four-incher would brag to his friend about being well hung. Do you have any thoughts about why he was doing it?
 

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This seems bizarre, that a guy with a four-incher would brag to his friend about being well hung. Do you have any thoughts about why he was doing it?

I think he had convinced himself he was big based on male ego. He also really hadn’t seen other guys hard. I still thought he was sexy as fhuck but he just lost face in his mind I guess. I miss him very much.
 
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Penis size self-descriptions can be misleading sometimes. Some who brag, aren't; some who don't, are.

As to the latter, I know two guys who make a big to-do about being "tiny". . . one is above-average and the other is huge. Of course, it's how you say this. These guys are serious (although many know the truth). On the other hand, I often make a crack about how big I am. . . and I'm hung like a chipmunk. Most either take it as a joke or wonder, "Hmmmm. . . . Is he or isn't he?"
 
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I had this happen yesterday and for no apparent reason. A guy I was with when he was 18 told me his dick had grown 2" during the last 3 years. Well apparently he's 21 now AND bigger, so he sent a pic on snapchat and I was thinking "Nope, it's still 5.5"...
 
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Any time I ever hear a guy talking about how big his dick is, I make sure to go out of my way to NEVER see it.
My wife when single had a guy who kept bragging about his size. Her friend who had slept with him said it's average at best. She hooked up with the shy guy in her group of friends and surprise he was huge!! Biggest one she has seen. So yeah bragging usually means it's not as big as they claim.
 

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Had a buddy who was known to be huge, like massively huge. We’d never seen it but two girls we all knew hooked up with him and helped spread the rumor when we were in high school. Years later we were at a house party where someone came up with the idea to play strip poker. We played and while it looked like the girls were going to be the first to get naked but my friend’s luck took a turn for the worst and there he was sitting there in his boxers with the losing hand. Then he began making excuses like “it’s cold in here” to “I don’t want to ‘scare’ the girls”. Finally the guys made him go through with it since we didn’t want the game to end. One of the girls even began to rub his chest to help get him chubbed up. When he took off his boxers he was semi chubbed and could tell he wouldn’t grow past my 7”. So he had a good size but not a monster and with it semi flaccid it looked even smaller. I ended up getting naked later in the game and wasn’t embarrassed but I think he hesitated getting naked because he knew his “legend” was going to die that day and didn’t want it to.